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(2021) [Satire] REPORT: Due to a highly volatile win rate, every player is currently limited to 3 Swain games a day.

This thread was added on January 29, 2021, with posts from RiotRayYonggi, GreaterBelugaWhale, Bellissimoh, RiotBlake, RiotRanma.

Original Post

STATEMENT from the balance team:

"Players are overplaying Swain and reaching ranks that they were not intended to. We want to be clear that the decision to restrict Swain games is an action taken to protect lower-ranked players from themselves. Do they want to end up in Platinum? Diamond? Above? We know they really don't want to be in the big pond with the big fish, and this action is taken to prevent exactly that. Swain is a meme pick--we recommend gold players and below actually perform their due diligence by listening to their overlords, the mega hot streamers and diamond youtube content creators.

"...the limit of three games will be imposed until Swain's winrate has returned to normal. Thank you for understanding!"

As well, players silver and below will no longer be allowed to play Rammus. Highly respected and diamond-ranked coach BaldBaby92 claims that this move will "stop the plebes from ruining my games, or taking Swain from me in Champ Select."

More at 11 or what the fuck ever

TO THE MOON! 🚀

RiotRayYonggi

TO THE MOON! 🚀

IF HES IN IM IN 🙌🏻💎

singlereject

If you have ANY Swain games right now, HOLD THE FUCKING LINE AND DO NOT STOP PLAYING 3 SWAIN GAMES A DAY.

The SQUEEZE HAS NOT YET BEEN SQUOZE. There will be a (LP) ladder attack by Seraphine abusers that could trigger Swain to go down to 40% winrate, BUT DO NOT STOP PLAYING SWAIN.

Remember back to 2015 Skarner's 70% winrate. We haven't come even close to hitting the peak of Swain's winrate yet. Everyone KEEP PLAYING SWAIN AND WE WILL HIT 70% AND WE WILL ALL COLLECT OUR FREE LP!

💎👐 THE LP TO THE MOON 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀

I AM NOT A HIGH ELO ANALYST, I JUST LIKE THE CHAMP

Swain game LP gains are going back down to 20 fast. Don't believe the hype you see on reddit, they only post victories. Everyone on reddit is a LP genius!

ExceedinglyGayBadger

Papaya quit this subreddit because Riot did not design a furry champion whose splash art would feel like a free $500 professional refsheet. They waited years and years and never got it. Their hope was whittled away with each new champ, until the light had all but abandoned their once-vibrant, lascivious eyes. They now sit alone in a work office, pretending to be a mogul because they put a pittance into the market, and they reminisce about the good old days where the trends were for reddit upvotes rather than cash.

papaya, don't give up. don't let your memes be just a dream.

singlereject

If you have ANY Swain games right now, HOLD THE FUCKING LINE AND DO NOT STOP PLAYING 3 SWAIN GAMES A DAY.

The SQUEEZE HAS NOT YET BEEN SQUOZE. There will be a (LP) ladder attack by Seraphine abusers that could trigger Swain to go down to 40% winrate, BUT DO NOT STOP PLAYING SWAIN.

Remember back to 2015 Skarner's 70% winrate. We haven't come even close to hitting the peak of Swain's winrate yet. Everyone KEEP PLAYING SWAIN AND WE WILL HIT 70% AND WE WILL ALL COLLECT OUR FREE LP!

💎👐 THE LP TO THE MOON 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀

I AM NOT A HIGH ELO ANALYST, I JUST LIKE THE CHAMP

WE LIKE THE CHAMP