Grimmstoner

I whistled for a Drezel and when he came near
The water bucket said blessed and it had sealed the vampyre
If anything I could see that this path was rare
But I thought 'Nah, forget it' - 'Yo, homes, through the barrier'

I pulled up to Canifis; run energy at a seven or eight
And I yelled to Le-sebre, 'Yo homes smell ya later'
I looked at my bonecrusher⁴
I was finally there
To sit on my own, alone in the Mort Myre

I love that the rhyming scheme here requires you to pronounce 'barrier' like 'derriere' and 'vampyre' like 'vampyr'. It adds a whole new level of class. Bravo!