I thought the funny number was 0118 999 881 999 119 7253

Smeghead94

I feel trapped, like a moth in a bath!

^faaaaaaaaaTHHAAAAAAAAAAARRRR

DarthSatoris

Yes hello, Mr. Reynholm? There's some policemen here, they want to talk to you about some irregularities in the pension fund.

I see. Could you make me a up cup of tea please Stephanie

I_PEE_WITH_THAT

God damn these electric sex pants!

trains almost at ^{thee statiiioooonnnnn}