Here, hold my god damn beer....This isn't that hard.
Dear bruce "numbfuckingskull" kelley;
Does [this] mob do damage to the player.....then it more than likely one shots
Signed,
I'll take your fucking job now, with a pay raise please.
Not too sure if you're serious but we do actually have an opening for a Live Game Designer.
https://www.massive.se/job/live-game-designer-743999708615299/