@AlecsGanoria @jembawls @SBegby true story
This thread was added on April 10, 2019, with posts from SatisfactoryAF.
@Nerdycorn42 check out https://questions.satisfactorygame.com/ for feedback, bug reports, and the likes!
ICYMI @jembawls fled the country and left me (@BustaSnutt) to do the twitters n' such. Apparently I was the most responsible person at the office for this task.
Hold my beer. https://twitter.com/SatisfactoryAF/status/1113350424499826688
@TrippHazzardTV tyty <3 Yes! You can check out the roadmap on https://www.satisfactorygame.com/!
@charlottewiebs you got us!
@jembawls @ragincrinz @BustaSnutt http://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video_thumb/D3n9lkhX4AANaSz.jpg
@jembawls @ragincrinz @BustaSnutt http://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video_thumb/D3n9tZFWAAApSP4.jpg
@jembawls @ragincrinz @BustaSnutt http://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video_thumb/D3n90feWkAAZXT6.jpg
@ragincrinz @jembawls @BustaSnutt http://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video_thumb/D3n-ne3W0AA2r75.jpg
@HandlePhilipp @jembawls @ragincrinz @BustaSnutt http://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video_thumb/D3n_QWiWAAASATV.jpg
@WingsOfAPegasus @jembawls @BustaSnutt We're around 25-30 people at coffee stain!
@Duuudzs @WingsOfAPegasus @jembawls @BustaSnutt this👆
@shinfekta @jembawls @BustaSnutt did you ask your father?
@josetegc @SteelSeries i <3 u
Also, make sure to upvote any features/bugs you feel are important! <3 https://twitter.com/BustaSnutt/status/1110161630820737024
@Boots_DaddyLP maaaaaaaybe! :)
@mrbumblesbits @iBUYPOWER @WDC_Gaming Glad to hear and that's a dope pic! <3
@Darklight0303 no uplay no buy
Our french community highlighted the fact that @ChachatoyTV amassed a whopping 85GW(!) capacity on their power production!!! Breaking all known records for this! Insane! https://twitter.com/SatisfactoryGFR/status/1114961125874049024
A bunch of us from coffee stain are attending #UnrealFest right now! You'll find us in the corner by ourselves. Make sure to say hi! http://pbs.twimg.com/media/D3yvQTkW4AUk8_r.jpg
@duane193 http://pbs.twimg.com/media/D3y-i5SW4AAE4yx.jpg
RT @JoinDeepRock: @SatisfactoryAF Cool mixtape, guys. http://pbs.twimg.com/media/D3zB_cLXkAAHu90.jpg
Grabbing dinner and beers with our lovely friends making @factoriogame! <3 http://pbs.twimg.com/media/D30Epd7W0AIfT_z.jpg
@ThatDearGuy @factoriogame we'll refactor this meetup soon™
@TrueSnowmanGame @Foonerisms @BustaSnutt the face only a mother could love
@LassiKokkonen Hi!
@KateyParr That's cos we're all dead inside.
@TropicalBrady When your uber driver makes you leap to your death
RT @SatisfactoryNL: Hey!
Ben jij een grote fan van @SatisfactoryAF ? Zoek jij een leuke community om dit fantastische spel te bespreken in…
RT @SatisfactoryCN: We're all having first impressions of #Satisfactory right now, and here is one of our writer's perspective of his first…
@Jabibu95 What's the problem? I don't see an issue? Cool view tho.
@fulcher_chase @BustaSnutt Yup! We've received it and looking into it. If there isn't already a ticket for this on https://questions.satisfactorygame.com/ please add one so that people with the same problem can upvote it for visibility! <3
@link_dlr no problem, glad I could help.
@Monoeve_ Moar!
@temportalflux We sure want to support mods! There's a lot of things we need to fix up and implement before we can fully support mods but it's on our roadmap!
I can see my house from here. https://twitter.com/Binkenstein/status/1116629447862435840
@CVirtanen Not impossible! We'd love to update the tools we provide right now for content creations like photo mode. If it hasn't already been proposed on http://questions.satisfactorygame.com make sure a make a ticket there or upvote it! <3
@BustaSnutt Sorry to hear! Hope you'll feel better soon! <3
@SomeOldTHICDude it's just sunday chillin' don't @ it
@Baenz__1 we droppin' at tilted tower or what?!
@Baenz__1 Looks really dope!
@BustaSnutt @seePyou don't swear on the internet
@jembawls @BustaSnutt new phone who dis?
when tractor would rather die than follow your instructions @TheCommanderTV
https://clips.twitch.tv/TameBenevolentAyeayeOSkomodo
@SatisfactoryCN @BustaSnutt gotta earn your place
@CoffeeStainNrth I bought Satisfactory from the epic store but it isn’t showing in my library
@r0ckhat looks dope!
@ACEMOSTWANTED http://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video_thumb/D4LtcG3XsAc2Hr2.jpg
@CrushersStudio some time in April I believe.
@LeoxHacking your face is 100% efficient
@ThePerilousDeer @IriathZhul it's trash
@Damianm147192 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Day #14. They still suspect nothing. I have earned their trust. Now for phase 2. https://twitter.com/SatisfactoryAF/status/1113350424499826688
Jace is still on vacation y'all!
@Neodyinamite who's Simon?
@Rendhammer @BustaSnutt @Neodyinamite banned
@CoffeeStainNrth @Kyle21163716 @Coffee_Stain i made this
@coyoteofdallas you don't like copper wires?
@HPBraincase @WatchMixer Expected nothing. Still got disappointed.
@vsbmeza3 I literally have no idea
@xarcrius http://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video_thumb/D4VjTPaXsAMY1Xh.jpg
@vsbmeza3 I'm an idiot. Mind tricks don't work on idiots, only money!
@Binkenstein what game is this? Is this stardew valley?
@InterWill @jembawls thank you Albert, very cool!
@Shintox @MrTryHardShow @SunlessKhan no but RL has cooler crates tho
Sup y'all! We know you're excited for our upcoming content updates so before that here's a video on our patch procedures and such! Next update is at the end of April (we hope, pls no sue)!
1 rt = +1 vacation day for Jace
1 like = -1 vacation day for Jace
https://youtu.be/s9JIUKS0p2Q
@SaftSchinken23 who's Jace?
@lucanaii @BustaSnutt http://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video_thumb/D4XnoNFWkAI2VLv.jpg
@BustaSnutt @j0hnbane just ignore him
@chattiestgamer stay hydrated
@MisterTechnik good
@Lizurd420 Nope! You can keep going!
@dya_beetus yeah honestly it confuses us every day
@uncle8ill I... Ehrm... There's a...
I need an adult.
@davexilla check in your nearest dumpster
@Shintox @bushpusherr what's the issue?
@BustaSnutt @SunlessKhan @Shintox stop fanboying
@TrippHazzardTV Jace has been paid in exposure this whole time so that's already taken care of.
@wdejonge97 what's steam?
@dya_beetus I don't know what that is but it doesn't sound appropriate
Dear Linux friends! It's seems kinda ish possible (maybe?) that you can run the Epic Store and thus Satisfactory on Linux through Lutris now!
We don't know anything about it tho, so it's at your own leisure! glhf!
https://www.gamingonlinux.com/articles/you-can-now-easily-run-the-epic-store-on-linux-with-lutris-epic-suggests-applying-for-a-grant.13964
@Shintox Dude, buy a flippin' lottery ticket right now!!!
@SimonP4K Cool to hear!
Satisfactory was released in Early Access exactly one month ago today and you've truly blown us away with your lizard doggo taming skillz and conveyor belt spaghetti! Thank you to all of you that have supported us so far! ❤️❤️❤️ Stay efficient!
@rubenlova @SaizBeltran literally unplayable!
@dschmitt1337 Hmmm, there's been a lot of people telling us it does tho 🤔
https://twitter.com/SatisfactoryAF/status/1118913585898508289
@PainkillerTony http://pbs.twimg.com/media/D4jYk8QWkAA-SkS.png
@RobAndDan @SatisfactoryCN no u <3
@PrettzL http://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video_thumb/D4jb2EEXsAAHDFH.jpg
This is why we can't have nice things. https://twitter.com/letsgameitout/status/1119270179282804747
@DubbelV8 that would be @SBegby
RT @EpicGames: Congratulations to Saber Interactive on selling over 250,000 units of World War Z so far on the Epic Games store!
WWZ, Sati…
RT @shmitz: I found a pretty amazing vantage point to get a shot of my current factory in @SatisfactoryAF http://pbs.twimg.com/media/D45ScqTU0AA_oJ8.jpg
I regret to inform you all that I (@jembawls) am no longer on vacation and have returned to managing this twitter.
Thanks @BustaSnutt for holding the fort! http://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video_thumb/D45g9wPW4AAES2y.jpg
jace is now accepting bribes apparently
has he no shame https://twitter.com/jembawls/status/1120945266297905153
@SiloxisEvo @jembawls @BustaSnutt there are no bugs in satisfactory
@VOST_3 im not jealous
RT @thepixelpost: Cette semaine, @AurelienBigois est parti dans le passé pour tester #hypnospaceoutlaw, le simulateur d'Internet des années…
An update on the number of Satisfactory copies sold.
We are down to 9. A few people got a refund.
I hope you have a better day than we're having. It shouldn't be that hard. http://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video_thumb/D46iGW6XsAA4yQM.jpg
@lalomartins 9 is not a satisfactory number
@jembawls @lalomartins how about you shut the fk up jace
@MiniKatalyst you can have a candies :3
@AkiicToDaHead 88% of 0 is still 0
@DoNotPanicUA 10 in binary is 2 david
jesus christ
@DoNotPanicUA but i guess thats even better!
@BordilleGaming <3
@YannickGron chill out jonathan
@ZombiCrankz whats that
@SiloxisEvo @ZombiCrankz eyyy i have bipolar too! <3
@HurrehUp if we put it on steam will we sell 10 copies?
@kefran9 ofc i kidding :)
@HurrehUp hold my beer
@Musi_000 i dunno
ADA's always got your back.
Oh and funny thing about your back... http://pbs.twimg.com/media/D46u4aFXoAIr96v.png
If you want to you can be a criminal and steal the works from 30 people who spent 3 years of their lives dedicated to making Satisfactory all because you didn't get your preferred launcher.
Or be an adult and just move on and play something else.
Your choice. https://twitter.com/spamsgood/status/1119455242972585984
@CasatelliTj http://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video_thumb/D4-pddFXkAAXRJ-.jpg
@Velken__Iakov we don't know, havent planned that far ahead.
@Velken__Iakov we're not very good at this lol
@EpicLPer I have no issue with people voicing their disapproval of the exclusivity. They can and should do that.
But the tweet is not about that, it is about piracy. Also I'm not interested in cherry picked images of likes/dislikes.
@taisph @EpicGames @steam_games This: https://www.forbes.com/sites/jasonevangelho/2019/03/14/epic-games-store-linux/
And this: https://wccftech.com/epic-games-store-working-linux/
I’m not super well versed in Linux things but to my naive mind that looks promising?
@HalseyProbably Lol thank you Ashley.
@FrogTheSpy @Savergn if you have those concerns then dont buy the game
but that doesnt mean you are justified to steal it
@bert_msk Soon™
@oMufassa you got the reference :)
@_Azaret @DC9Kpromo @PanossaYT @spamsgood @EpicGames we are self published, whatever revenue we get - outside of epic's cut - is ours.
@AddisonFaber Doggo has a very intelligent AI. They just didn't want none of yo shit.
@AmoBytes you can choo choo whenever you want too too.
but for real check the roadmap: https://www.satisfactorygame.com/#roadmap-section
And so it is... the Spire of the Ancients has been found.
(we don't have map artifacts you do) https://twitter.com/GabsSantanaP/status/1121654217360326656
@jembawls child
@zerbsama @rebbford @PlayWarframe @MTG_Arena @factoriogame excuse me i have a serious problem with the order of your list.
factorio should be above warframe.
brb stealing a tesla. i wasnt gonna buy one anyway. https://twitter.com/FrogTheSpy/status/1121316201819508736
@FrogTheSpy i dunno, ask the police
@FrogTheSpy im not swedish
Anyway, enough about shitty pirates. This discussion has been big the past couple days but it does not represent the community in any shape or form.
We are doing great and the love and support we receive from 99% of y'all on a daily basis is just incredible. Thank you!! <3 http://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video_thumb/D5E2O6KW0AApO3i.jpg
@worf8758 I completely respect this and I wouldn't want you to do anything you aren't comfortable with.
There are no plans for console at this stage, although hopefully it will come to be. I hope we can see you in game sometime!! <3 <3
@DylanHunsel I do focus on the supportive people a lot (even if it may not be visible) but I can do better. <3
@Raiol_Varakin why pipes when tubes are better
@Brain_error tyty! <3
we got them to be creepy by channelling all of our nightmares!
Surprise content!
This vid is April Update information + a Milo tutorial!
Don't know what Milo is? Then watch the tutorial <3
1 like = 1 milo
1 RT = 1 milk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-eBlSsTmUSE
RT @Wapinoux: Hi @SatisfactoryAF & @jembawls
After around 24h of co-working with @Qlimqx, we are more than happy to present our city:
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@Sombes2 it was a joke. we have at least 15 copies sold
This tweet about only 9 copies being sold was just a joke, btw.
We've sold at least 15 by now. https://twitter.com/SatisfactoryAF/status/1121011708292734976
@maoloww http://pbs.twimg.com/media/D5KokxvW4AAfvgD.png
@demoninchrome @SaintPhantum @NeoMorph @rneirad in our case we are our own publisher http://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video_thumb/D5KpB-ZW4AEyBF2.jpg
@SebastianN_adia epic do have a refund policy! it's basically the same as steam's.
check it out here: https://www.epicgames.com/site/en-US/store-refund-policy
@gilgatex I've been doing stuff like this since the very beginning. There's just more people seeing it now. This "x number of copies" thing has already been done 2-3 times before too.
@wynn2k dang you figured it out! lol
@AtomiKMlv awww ty
@Teky500 Not sure!
I mean- what do you mean "real"?
@jembawls @ubiquitousidiot @Algenhirn42 @lalomartins we are one and the same
@Rekalty @jembawls @ubiquitousidiot @Algenhirn42 @lalomartins Who?
thats how many lizard doggos are buried there https://twitter.com/BrDrawolf/status/1122352305288835074
@Keutio Necessary indeed!
@huskehn HAHAHA
@ryuu_desu_ Please email this to [email protected]
@BenjiBizzz Yeah you get points for buried lizard doggos
RT @SlaxXxX: @SatisfactoryAF finally got a lizard doggo, thanks to my new printer :D Let's hope i don't ruin it by painting it the next day…
@Frazzz101 I think I will!!!
@DavidEastwickUK @BrDrawolf you are David. But I guess so am i :P
RT @ChristianNilaus: Final stream of my current @SatisfactoryAF base. We will complete the massive Super Computer factory today (I hope). J…
@ChristianNilaus YOU GOT THIS
RT @NerdyOldGamer1: Todays #Satisfactory sees us finally getting the Steel Pipe Calculations right for our Encased Industrial Beams, though…
RT @DontpokeJosh: oh yeah, so episode 2 is up already ... thought i'd let the world know!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_LFKrH9A1U
#youtuber #youtube @Sat…
@Manudiesdas O___O no idea. Can you please post it over at https://questions.satisfactorygame.com
@seryigartxia can you please bring me back some stardust :3
RT @ChristianNilaus: I made it! My goal for @SatisfactoryAF before the next update: 17.3 Super Computers / minute sustained. Restarting whe…
lol jace wet his pants http://pbs.twimg.com/media/D5TkjGCW0AAOzps.jpg
@Baenz__1 That would be Caterina Parks!
In our concept art developer highlight video Sofi talks about Caterina a little more.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PkozY8_q-LE
@smackywolf they are not :x
@jembawls @RhysBoycePrvt @lalomartins It’s true.
@EricderMittlere you can play your save game but in some cases it's possible there might be issues with your factory if we have changed buildings or rebalanced things.
Thanks for all the support on the end of april update info/milo tutorial video!
Although, 409 people downvoted. Sorry folks, I promise our next milo tutorial will be better.
Here's the vid if you missed it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-eBlSsTmUSE http://pbs.twimg.com/media/D5UTQTyWwAA84Mf.png
RT @SatisfactoryCN: Look at it. Just SITTING there. Mocking us all. #satisfactory http://pbs.twimg.com/media/D5YEyCYWsAARWoL.png
34k users currently online in our discord server... still only sold 9 copies sold (back down from 15 because more refunds)
You can join our discord too if you want: https://discord.gg/satisfactory http://pbs.twimg.com/media/D5YmGq1WAAAM1Dc.jpg
@jembawls ur hilarious
@LuisCasanova_M 🤷🏽
@jembawls @DimenGaming no
@CoffeeStainNrth When is the April update?
hey everyone my name's jace and i'm a programmer and the community manager at coffee stain studios http://pbs.twimg.com/media/D5Z7Pj2XoAAV_2v.png
@swacebase deal!
@Kafgark it's @Coffee_Stain
and no sanctum 3 sheesh
@Alexcha60672920 what are they?
@JMCGaming93 soon soon
The end of april update is now live on the experimental version of the game! Play at your own risk.
The experimental version will appear as a different game in your epic library.
Patch notes here: https://www.satisfactorygame.com/patch-notes
@itspladd we're working our cute little butts off :3
@DocSchneidiDE as soon as we can guarantee experimental is stable. hopefully within the next week
for those looking to backup their save files, they can be found at:
C:\Users\[your username]\AppData\Local\FactoryGame\Saved\SaveGames
@PiratshitDotCom C:\Users\[your username]\AppData\Local\FactoryGame\Saved\SaveGames
@Saybin_Iacere once we can confirm that it is stable. hopefully within the next week.
also! some folks arent seeing the experimental version of the game in their epic library - we're looking into a fix now! #BlameSimon
@lordbarthon @itspladd as far as i know you shouldnt need a new game at all
aaaand simon has been locked back into the basement. if you didnt see the experimental version before, restart your launcher!
RT @SatisfactoryAF: aaaand simon has been locked back into the basement. if you didnt see the experimental version before, restart your lau…
@HotRodSkater awww tyty <3
@vsbmeza3 1000000% intentional. i promise.
...i dont promise.
@YesTQKE yep, you Should™ be able to continue on your save.
(is this what you were asking?)
@FrizzoAlexandre the best thing to do is to check our Q&A site to see if you can find if anyone else has the same issue. if you cant find it, post a bug report.
unfortunately I can't do much over twitter unless i know the solution immediately - and i do not in this case :(
@greenfox1505 this is something that we are planning to sort out this week
@lordbarthon @itspladd ohhh right i see. I'll poke the producer. thanks!
@AaronMan100 once we can confirm that the experimental build is stable we will bring it across. hopefully within the next week! :)
@jembawls @SatisfactoryCN dont "wow" you know they're right
@RRosas25 thanks, will look into it
@JoeSerra20 you can play from the same save location, the experimental will look in the same location. although i recommend backing up your save file just in case.
https://twitter.com/SatisfactoryAF/status/1123255603063869440
A friendly reminder to please use our Q&A site for feedback, suggestions, and bug reports. https://questions.satisfactorygame.com
I cannot do much for you if you message me here on twitter sowweeee
@Mc_Carrot you can use that too
Hey there German-speaking community!
@SatisfactoryDE has created a community-driven german forum for you all to use!
If you're interested, you can find it at https://satisfactory-forum.de/
@map_misty @GoldForest383 @Coffee_Stain imo goat simulator was our worst decision ever
@jembawls where can i get a refund
Yay! Welcome! <3
Can’t wait for Rocket League Battle Royale https://twitter.com/rocketleague/status/1123671322687680520
Hey everyone! We're (finally) removing the "Test Weekend" and "Satisfactory Alpha" versions of the game from your libraries.
More info: https://www.reddit.com/r/SatisfactoryGame/comments/bjuowm/satisfactory_alpha_and_test_weekend_to_be_removed/
@PipouPips the normal version now? without the update? i dunno, make a back up and try! lol it shouldnt really work but who knows what'll happen.
@shoowdan it is always on our minds but im not sure where we will keep it on our priorities. its important, but WHEN we should do it is tough. obv people want it ASAP - we do too - but that may impact future development of staple features too
thanks for the kstew gif, guaranteed response!
RT @RealMistrfister: @SatisfactoryAF So... personal miners never use their quantity... you can just infinitely place them... https://t.co/9…
@PipouPips yep that Should™ work
@jembawls I’m your game too.
@BananaMantis the first 2 images, not so much.
but the 3rd image! YES.
@jembawls unfollowed.
@VoxelTycoon @FactoryTownGame can i play too!? http://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video_thumb/D5qtVbhW0AYlBtA.jpg
RT @MadCatHoG: So I got a bit distracted by @SatisfactoryAF, what a beautiful game this is http://pbs.twimg.com/media/D5qr80hXoAItfLP.jpg
RT @DelaneyTTV: Another @SatisfactoryAF stream!
https://twitch.tv/DelaneyTV?_sets=1556911475466
@decoyarmyteam @TwitchRetweetr
@supstreamers #SmallStreamersConnec…
@draknus There are plans for some things but nothing super concrete at this point. HOPEFULLY we can lock something down soon because UGH it would be cool.
RT @BigHerbtheNerd: I've been playing this game offline for a while, time to start a new build on stream... I'm hyped
#Satisfactory @Satis…
RT @FactoryTownGame: your morning moment of zen (by evenstone) http://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video_thumb/D5kOn5WWkAQ6SnI.jpg
RT @VoxelTycoon: @FactoryTownGame Challenge accepted! http://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video_thumb/D5og4uaXsAApVZ-.jpg
@BiomeSiege @VoxelTycoon @FactoryTownGame i did, yes, but @Kappische brought it to my attention.
@FactoryTownGame @VoxelTycoon 🏳
@jembawls @MisterTechnik That would be silly.
@FactoryTownGame Well... haven’t you heard? We only sold 9 copies. 8 now that my refund was finally approved.
https://twitter.com/satisfactoryaf/status/1121011708292734976?s=21
RT @andreaquila: New garage for a new car @SatisfactoryAF @Coffee_Stain @jembawls #satisfactory #satisfactorygame #Satisfactory https://t.…
@CoffeeStainNrth @Drewherkert @Coffee_Stain http://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video_thumb/D54MytUXoAI-CqH.jpg
@Mail4GJM It miiight make things a bit easy though, no?
i dont know what feelings are but the image is accurate https://twitter.com/DerZappes/status/1125355924166778880
is this still a thing? https://twitter.com/GoatSimulator/status/1125387054425214976
RT @GoatSimulator: We goat discord now https://discord.gg/gnQ68Af
First 100 goats joining gets access to a special chat channel!
@striker55 there is only 1 jace on this one
@MuKMotorsport its an alien planet, plants do wacky things! 100% not a bug.
i promise.
...i dont promise.
@MuKMotorsport i hear deleting your save works quite well!
glad you're enjoying the game <3
RT @NerdyOldGamer1: VROOM VROOM! We got our Refueling Tractor Running in our #Satisfactory Trucks Series Today!
https://youtu.be/S23jwBbzGgc vi…
The experimental build has been updated - without severely breaking your game this time! Go team!
Patch notes here:
https://www.reddit.com/r/SatisfactoryGame/comments/blde90/patch_notes_early_access_experimental_v016_build/
@BenthamPlays blame @SBegby
RT @Orinthical: Seriously, though, it's a beautiful game. Also, I found Halo. The chief want's his lizard dog back. @SatisfactoryAF #satisf…
@MrDrunkMunki these were just hotfixes for the experimental branch. you can find the major patch notes on our website. https://www.satisfactorygame.com/patch-notes
@ltutton in the game or in real life?
@Oke_PI314 id rather die
@Gixxerboy72 if no tp, use power slugs instead
@Oke_PI314 have you seen this post? https://questions.satisfactorygame.com/105/unable-to-join-multiplayer?show=105#q105
if not, see if anything there helps you. if it doesn't, feel free to add to the conversation. we actively use this site to track down and fix bugs.
Some folks are reporting severe bugs despite me saying there are none.
I'm not lying, you are.
It's 1am over here in Sweden so we'll take a look at things once we're back in the office. But just so you know: we hear you! https://twitter.com/SatisfactoryAF/status/1125429490128179203
@jembawls go to bed jace
@EViLGUARD2 lazy devs🤷🏽
@Bart_Kamski Yeah their support comes and goes intermittently as UI updates and new features the require work with the controllers. But we do passes on it now and again
@Oke_PI314 then i dont know. we're aware of the issue and will fix it and/or provide a reliable work around as soon as we can.
***REMINDER***
Please report your bugs/crashes at https://questions.satisfactorygame.com
We have limited resources and must prioritise our tasks. Please use the website so the whole team can see what's going on.
I cannot help you here on Twitter. I just shitpost and make youtube videos 🤷🏽
@thealien571 https://twitter.com/SatisfactoryAF/status/1125671509408796672
@nomnaut http://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video_thumb/D58wgTFXsAE4LUP.jpg
@MisterTechnik *cough* no
@Da_Mane_B Please see this tweet:
https://twitter.com/SatisfactoryAF/status/1125671509408796672
@PeterK100086 that was always there peter, it's not an experimental thing
We get it which does help! Especially with a comment in it
The advantages of the website are:
a) you can provide more info on when it crashed/steps to reproduce it
b) community members can upvote/comment if they are experiencing the same
c) we can ask questions if necessary https://twitter.com/HectorEscolar/status/1125674081578360832
@killburns911 perfect, thank you so much <3
except what are you talking about there are no crashes👀
@dya_beetus i'd refund it 3 times too tbh
@jembawls nerd i re-followed now you're at 5k, take that loser http://pbs.twimg.com/media/D59O8-7WAAIJWte.png
@jembawls @Iiboharz what do you mean
RT @letsgameitout: More @SatisfactoryAF today!
The true winner here is the game itself. I've done horrible, performance-wrecking things to…
@Noia yep yep! we dont work from most voted -> least voted. but we can use it as one factor to inform our decisions. our QA guy sees every single post and helps us curate things.
RT @MindOfKil: Satisfactory 0.1.6 Patch Notes...Now w/ Sound!! I'm so sorry the first one didn't have sound. Had some extra time this morni…
@undeadmunchies http://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video_thumb/D596dtGWwAAO_1y.jpg
@TheMerovius It’s generally less helpful but it is still helpful.
It’s better to have in game so we collect some feedback rather than none, and it does inform the player of the website.
Of course, ideally we’d have the two linked.
@alcurd @BustaSnutt <3
@KlingeOke Murder them all. 🔥
RT @nzipsi: Live now, playing some more @SatisfactoryAF - building massive, automated factories! AW YEAH! https://twitch.tv/nzipsi
RT @TomasBlatny: New stuff in my tools website for @SatisfactoryAF, analyze your alternate recipes! https://www.reddit.com/r/SatisfactoryGame/comments/blqpym/ever_wondered_which_alternate_recipe_is_best_for/
@krazykarl18769 We’re exclusive on the epic games store for 12 months, so you can find it here!
https://www.epicgames.com/store/en-US/product/satisfactory/home
aaaaaaaaaaand another Experimental build update!
Now with arguably less bugs. Depends who you argue with I guess.
Patch Notes here:
https://www.reddit.com/r/SatisfactoryGame/comments/blrx0a/patch_notes_early_access_experimental_v017_build/
@_hypersapien we wont be able to patch that one Taylor
@HowlingFear yep it's taking longer than expected but we need to ensure it's stable before moving to the main branch. that's more important than the deadline.
@CptBrown i dont know what love is but it sounds like you're happy so thats good!
@Voiboiiii we're doing our best! <3
@NotSmoke587 im with you there. do you use arachnophobia mode?
@lordbarthon @Cryodrake0 may update coming in september hoypp
@TrippHazzardTV we want it on the main branch ASAP so we can move on to developing new features. But sometimes things just take longer than expected. If we could launch it tomorrow we would.
@Foonerisms @jembawls blocked
RT @Gladpus: Getting ready to stream some @SatisfactoryAF , slight case of brainfog, large chances of derpy solutions to easy problems, but…
@hka1ser Hermann, please.
@Gaufriere I mean... that’s better than nothing but I’ll give it a solid C-
@FrosenFox not yet :x
@Stygiansabyss hmmm thats interesting.
you *can* delete stacks manually from inventory/storage but that means you need to delete the stacks individually.
could you please give me an example of a use case?
@CriticalAwkward @CriticalDonk @CriticalChewy @CriticalReggie @Avengers aww thanks for the kind words and the good review score <3 <3
RT @CMDRCnidaria: Been all caught up in @SatisfactoryAF these days 😁 http://pbs.twimg.com/media/D6B7gkuWkAEbg2t.jpg
RT @GoatSimulator: Goat-ello! AMA will be happening at our discord in the general chat at 10:15 AM CEST (+1h from now!)
Come join and cha…
RT @PsyZon3D: @jembawls @SBegby @BustaSnutt @SatisfactoryAF Well doggos reconstruction sergery after being run down by an automated factory…
RT @MonkeyDKS: GREAT stream this morning! Finished our Mega storage @SatisfactoryAF warehouse: 24 stacks of 5 Industrial Containers. Soo pr…
@PlumYeti who's pete
RT @MikieBel: Always good to have power reserves. 64 Fuel Generators running @ 250%. Generating 19424 MW. @SatisfactoryAF What a game! http…
Another small patch to the Experimental version for some bug fixes and more!
Patch notes here:
https://www.reddit.com/r/SatisfactoryGame/comments/bmkzqq/patch_notes_early_access_experimental_v018_build/
@Krieg_Blackpaw @Orinthical http://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video_thumb/D6MRKPUUcAEJ6B7.jpg
@AlexDtp @MikieBel NOT ENOUGH
RT @TristanWhoisit: Moi y'a 2 semaines sur @SatisfactoryAF :"Hum on manque d'énergie"
@SuperEpicAxel :"Hold my beer" https://t.co/JzXsQmfl…
@TrippHazzardTV probably not today so you'd at least have the whole weekend if you wanted to download the experimental
*yawn* https://twitter.com/coffeestainnrth/status/1126864474424655875
@vsbmeza3 @xMunk did someone say tears?
RT @SatisfactoryCN: What the heck are smart splitters? #Satisfactory has so many splitters, and these are definitely the hardest to wrap yo…
RT @vsbmeza3: Building a 4050 quickwire/minute factory in @SatisfactoryAF to fulfil our world domination needs. https://twitch.tv/vsbmeza3 Thi…
RT @BenthamPlays: Streaming @SatisfactoryAF Multiplayer with the gang!
https://www.youtube.com/user/MangledPork/live
@MrKneete i would say there is a good chance of that, yes :(
RT @achuhaya: @TristanWhoisit @SatisfactoryAF @SuperEpicAxel This is my 21 KW plant. http://pbs.twimg.com/media/D6UOlHTX4AEHCvM.jpg
RT @xSgt_Pepperx: Another Excellent Day!
If you'd like have a look at our new setup for Crystal Oscillators!
Keeping these pictures goi…
@luchian_marian we're in no rush. we'll take as long as it takes to make sure it's good.
game > deadlines http://pbs.twimg.com/ext_tw_video_thumb/1127869430338342913/pu/img/eW0kyqYIuhTf1akn.jpg
RT @MonkeyDKS: Surprisingly awake for 6:30 in the morning... let's do this @WatchMixer thing!!! We're playing (you guessed it) some @Satisf…
@luchian_marian @goalcam the experimental version is -not- a release version and should not be seen as such. it is purely for bug testing
not putting approximate dates will result in far more frustration than it does now. we will always choose the game over deadlines no matter how much we have to delay.
Thanks John! And thank you all for helping us hunt these bugs <3 <3 <3
The experimental is getting more and more stable, hopefully we can get it to the main version soon! https://twitter.com/j0hnbane/status/1127959212070440960
@Kuya_SGA can i enter :3
@Triko1402 itll be there Soon™. once all the bugs are gone from experimental.
@Triko1402 theres a good chance for this week! but i think i may have said that last week.
that's 1 too many peppers for you, sarge. https://twitter.com/xSgt_Pepperx/status/1128005920724795393
@TunerSteveTV @factoriogame factorio
@TunerSteveTV @factoriogame how do i apply for factorio
@BlackholeTI we accept $10,000,000 in a lunchbox
@goalcam @BlackholeTI that will do too
@BlackholeTI hmm... no deal. we have cheats we can make as many of those as we want.
except for the cake.
RT @JD_Play5: Going live in just over 30min with some @SatisfactoryAF Giving away 2 more game keys tonight! Also I'm inviting everyone whos…
@classix789 it should be fine but backing up wont hurt :)
update maybe at 5pm GMT probably but anything can happen okay so if it doesnt come out then just chill we're working as hard as we can until 5pm GMT then we're going home even if the patch isn't done because we got tv shows to watch and @SBegby wants to go to the gym
@ThisSpaceBlank @SBegby i like fire 😈
@SBegby update = moving experimental to main
@AdvCla26 @SparkusPNut @SBegby i dont remember tweeting that but i also dont remember where i was 12hrs ago
@moradorpep @SBegby Soon Soon™
RT @Toomadtoplay1: @SatisfactoryAF @EpicGames Satisfied? http://pbs.twimg.com/media/D6iMxKqWAAAnPCo.jpg
@Toomadtoplay1 @EpicGames yes!
@turnbow_bryan @SBegby i think you need to lay off the sauce bryan
@IwanF7X @SBegby yes they should, but consider backing up just in case.
@classix789 @SBegby my childhood all over again
@virtuel321 merci!
@DominicDeCoCoCo im saying 95%. but back them up just in case because 5% happens 80% of the time.
The update has gone through to the main branch!
There's a TL;DR; of what the update contains in this new, state of the art video linked below. More in-depth patch notes on our website.
1 like = art
1 rt = state
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aceacdNX9WA
@Dickchair MY version does.
(main)
RT @MonkeyDKS: Can I just point out how NICELY this @SatisfactoryAF Update page looks?!? It's not just a list of features and bug fixes...…
@accidentalol idk we're just trying to make trains and stuff atm
more like delay stain studios
@Aaronflint1 i wont hold my breath
@_wtf_sir_ http://pbs.twimg.com/ext_tw_video_thumb/1128425468397543424/pu/img/Zc2dU04gCjtMy80N.jpg
@jembawls dogshit video
@jembawls http://pbs.twimg.com/media/D6kBkYZWkAAiBbm.jpg
RT @HotRodSkater: @SatisfactoryAF Yeah, yeah..Update's great and all, but seriously, when the hell are we getting a working toilet in the H…
Incredible comments on yesterday's patch update video! Lots of support and LOTS of hilarious comments! I've handpicked a few good ones and attached them here.
Here's the vid if you haven't seen it yet: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aceacdNX9WA http://pbs.twimg.com/media/D6lSfT6W4AAJRpM.png
@SimonP4K i think i only got past it once or twice. it's just too good lol laughing at my own joke but 🤷🏽
RT @BustaSnutt: I've gotten a few messages asking if it's been stressful leading up to yesterdays update for Satisfactory. Let it be known…
@HotRodSkater DLC $400
RT @EpicGames: Update #1 for @SatisfactoryAF has arrived!
Explore everything, expedite your efficiency, and engage... explosions? 💥
Lear…
RT @misterjkr: Hey, I'm diving into the new @CoffeeStainNrth @SatisfactoryAF update (finally) Let's look into blowing stuff up!
https://t.c…
RT @hacky: Live now: Making up for yesterday's technical difficulties with a Wednesday stream, with the @SatisfactoryAF update! Come by as…
@iTzMouki it would be awesome! it was discussed in the early stages of development but at the moment there is just too much other really important stuff to work on.
but hopefully we get it! I want it too :3
@jubtrig Thank you for your feedback. We will try get it in for the End of May™ Update.
A lot of people have been requesting stackable splitters.
Just wanna let you know that G2 is now working on them now. http://pbs.twimg.com/media/D6rPFoNXoAAmG3A.png
@QBlockGaming I mean, of course. Can’t you tell?
@DonPinpon_ Delete save file
RT @Elowly: LIVE!
First time playing @Coffee_Stain's @SatisfactoryAF !
Looks promising :D
https://www.twitch.tv/elowly_
@Elowly @Coffee_Stain Have fun!
...Or else.
@Kaal_lp Oof that would be the dream. But I don't know if our game supports Germany yet.
RT @hammerman1993: Hey @Shattari13 Don't know if you know of or ever played @SatisfactoryAF but knowing you like rotating props to create t…
@hammerman1993 @Shattari13 so cool
@alexp40880 @Kaal_lp maybe @BustaSnutt fixed it
i hope we can sell our 10th copy https://twitter.com/EpicGames/status/1128996870179700737
@jembawls but u dogshit human jace
@Bielbo @EpicGames not every game is discounting the 75% off.
"During the Epic Mega Sale, developers and publishers are discounting a ton of great games up to 75% off."
A ton of games, not all games.
@enemyexploder1 @QuiteShallow it's terrible, don't do it.
@MennoHand OH NO WHAT HAVE YOU DONE.
@ECILPally That sounds great. I don't think Epic supports that yet but if they do I'm sure we'd look into it.
@TheBeardedBucc its ok i like Sake :3
@marcentmax that is not normal. what happens when you try and install the EA one?
@marcentmax The experimental one is where we put most recent updates for people to test, but it usually unstable. We arent pushing updates to that any time soon since we are currently developing the new content.
I've seen this "unavailable" issue before.
@marcentmax Have you tried restarting the launcher? Do you have another PC you can try log in on and see if it still says unavailable?
i have more children to feed than copies sold of satisfactory so please buy the game
thank you BeFroz3n https://twitter.com/BeFroz3n/status/1129287113869078528
@cr4shburn3r If you can’t love me at my worst you don’t deserve me at my best
@_ChrisMann_ http://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video_thumb/D6wZk8bWwAA6Zpq.jpg
@chindit58 What kind of pizza
@TAtherian In this case Epic is actually paying the discount which is awesome of them! So you get $10 off and we still receive full price :3
@jembawls @Symedia_tv @lordbarthon they dont call you Jace "Butthole" Varley for nothing either
@nico_possi gotta smurf to pwn some 1k mmr shitters
RT @Elowly: Hey you, @SatisfactoryAF.
Did you know retweeting this tweet increases the chance of someone buying a copy by .01%?
I know you'…
We've rolled out a teeny tiny update today (main version of the game)!
Patch notes can be found here: https://www.reddit.com/r/SatisfactoryGame/comments/bpqctm/patch_notes_early_access_v0112_build_99303/
this is the Satisfactory equivalent of a rick roll https://twitter.com/KRokatis/status/1129390433149362176
@schmxi @DerBraky @kessemak2 B U T T
PSA: @jembawls runs this account so if you see us arguing please remember it’s not hate, it’s sibling rivalry.
Also, Jace is useless.
@jembawls @Fley_The_Dragon No
@george83084401 @jembawls $29.99
Friendly reminders:
1. We don't work on weekends
2. any suggestions/bug reports should be posted on our QA site: https://questions.satisfactorygame.com - sending them to me via DM does not actually help you since i'm just 1 cartoon character and not an entire game development team.
❤️
LCHF diet https://twitter.com/Elowly/status/1130430591600664577
@FernandoFalci no plans at this stage, unfortunately
Can confirm: 10% more lizard doggos.
Can also confirm: 10% more lizard doggo burritos*.
*so basically the same amount of lizard doggos as before but you still get $10 off. https://twitter.com/EpicGames/status/1130488590675435520
@HandlePhilipp we'll be happy with 1
@KGRussellJerome aka normal jace
@SensDude awesome! at this rate you wont even notice when we delay updates! <3 <3 <3
@Dramido @jembawls @KGRussellJerome jace? he sure is. he desperately needs friends.
@Fliipp well when you put it that way
@SillyBits you can order burritos by mailing ADA at [email protected]
@Supervillain321 @HandlePhilipp we're spoofing the numbers a bit to make THQ Daddy proud
@Hayell_22 aww thank you hayell <3
@thebray yeah it is :( we'll try fix it!
Correct. https://twitter.com/therealtkh/status/1130571437666967554
i mean what the hell really
this is amazing https://twitter.com/achunt/status/1130561906383699968
@thebray ive heard from some folks that loading an earlier save might work... perhaps an auto save :/
@Hyalgamer the sale ends on June 13th, so you're in luck! happy bday!
@Elowly i almost felt something but then you laughed at the end so no deal
@PqndaNex hi! you can find information regarding our roadmap/updates here: https://www.satisfactorygame.com/#roadmap-section
@HugoH3nri our eternal love and gratitude http://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video_thumb/D7Cb5eQXYAEHQcG.jpg
@Hazdarr @Bigaston gotta feed him :3
Y'all can follow our roadmap here for an idea of what our major updates will include: https://www.satisfactorygame.com/#roadmap-section
The next update is scheduled for the end of June. Which means July because we haven't hit a deadline in 3 years.
@joshhi20 we made a car
@jonas_hemgren Jaceface doesn’t know how to count in English
@KaiqueJr14 No plans for console yet, unfortunately.
@swacebase We sold the 9th one, it’s to 10th one we’re after! Double digits!
@IAmFatLetsParty @Coffee_Stain fair enough!
RT @lqzeee: @SatisfactoryAF Complete madness construction simulator. So much ideas / projects to add and yet i have to finish the insane fa…
RT @NobodyZockt: Satisfactory - S1 F001: „Aller Anfang ist schwer“ [Let‘s Play - Gameplay... https://youtu.be/cteDCKlm554 via @YouTube
@andreas_ohok how many launchers do you already have
@andreas_ohok http://pbs.twimg.com/media/D7F0YAFXYAAT0hx.png
RT @achunt: @SatisfactoryAF Illustrated this for the community. Not my invention. I was just asked a lot after yesterday's post, how it was…
RT @hey_its_runa: .@SatisfactoryAF Had to push the FoV way out to see it all. Here’s my tower in progress! That’s the space elevator way at…
RT @MinKr101: Starting Day 7 of our Mega City build in #Satisfactory ! Join me at http://twitch.tv/minkr
.
@SatisfactoryAF #streaming #str…
We don’t appreciate this kind of childish humour, Meza.
But anyway, your long, hard, girthy structure growing longer and longer excites me. Don’t stop. You’re almost finished. https://twitter.com/vsbmeza3/status/1130963614565851136
@CJ8est99 have you tried loading an older save to see if the issue exists there too?
@CJ8est99 glad it's working for you :)
@dojagames in the game or IRL?
I remember the hype in the chat as our Early Access launch countdown stream came to an end and we all watched the launch trailer together.
Were you there?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_1Iox66ZoY&t=22441
RT @SlaxXxX: Finally got around to painting my scaley boye @SatisfactoryAF http://pbs.twimg.com/media/D7LUNAqXkAAPTzl.jpg
@SlaxXxX me too
@SkyeSnark @TAtherian gorgeous. it reminds me of something out of Portal 2
@jembawls too many
@Tronnic92 i didn't know there were a million launchers
Any Sanctum fans out there? 😉 http://pbs.twimg.com/media/D7LPFEhWsAAMKzu.jpg
@gameinformer Hi! Thanks for the article! Just a heads up about a typo, our game is called Satisfactory, not Satisfaction. Tyty <3
https://www.gameinformer.com/2019/05/22/thq-nordic-currently-has-80-games-in-development
@woog_blake
RT @letsgameitout: Forgive me @SatisfactoryAF for what I have done in my latest Satisfactory video. Know that it was made out of love.
And…
@BustaSnutt @JackMcNaggets savage
RT @BustaSnutt: Thank you everyone for buying so many copies of goat simulator this year! <3 https://twitter.com/Forumposter2/status/1131075583515844608
@DarkMellie Correct!
RT @VisibleDucts: .@SatisfactoryAF is a really fun game and I appreciate so much that @Coffee_Stain so much for adding an Arachnophobia Mod…
@Dramido @CoffeeStainNrth @THQNordic @MetroVideoGame @deepsilver @4AGames because they didnt make satisfactory ;)
RT @DerZappes: This is how you smelt Iron in @SatisfactoryAF - 1800 ore in, 1800 ingots out. http://pbs.twimg.com/media/D7RU690W4AEGz4E.jpg
@eveen1992 @nlehuen nerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrd-
but seriously this is so cool
@SpaceRangrWoody @VisibleDucts @Coffee_Stain Do you think that sound might play into this? If they were meowing but still moving quickly would that still be a problem?
My theory is that their sound helps justify them being spider-like creatures and if that was taken away then perhaps that could ease things.
@krasje28 @VisibleDucts @Coffee_Stain do you think that changing their sounds would help? (eg. into cute meows)
@tracklosetinte @LessEvil @VisibleDucts @Coffee_Stain You can.
Step 1: Buy a cat
Step 2: Throw your PC out the window
Step 3: Allergies
@jembawls still waiting for an accessibility feature to deal with this fkin community manager
Hey everybody we've got a new Developer Highlight video for you all!
Meet Kristoffer Andersson as he talks about Animation, Visual Effects, and Easter Eggs in Satisfactory.
1 like = 1 Animation
1 RT = 1 Easter Egg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fI7gnbG4Omk
@DustinAmbrollo they're already in the game!
@Swededweeb will do :3
@DustinAmbrollo @PhaxeNor we dont tell you because its a secret how to do it! there are even more easter eggs.
@DustinAmbrollo @PhaxeNor no its not research
@neue_demokraten in game or in real life
@DustinAmbrollo @PhaxeNor its a seeecret :3
@jembawls i downvoted
RT @SkyeSnark: I almost dont want to put up the walls. It looks so immense like this. @SatisfactoryAF http://pbs.twimg.com/media/D7ZiC1LUEAACOG8.jpg
@SkyeSnark my recommendation is to go outside
@MindOfKil Don’t forget to stay hydrated
@seePyou @jembawls ...yes but I need some sort of control in my life
RT @SatisfactoryAF: Hey everybody we've got a new Developer Highlight video for you all!
Meet Kristoffer Andersson as he talks about Anima…
RT @JetPackRabbit: Playing @Coffee_Stain's @SatisfactoryAF now. If you're thinking about getting it; DO IT! If you're contemplating it; com…
@reign_mr @JetPackRabbit @Coffee_Stain @streamernauts im telling mom
@c_gruen <3 <3 <3
@MuKMotorsport you're not supposed to be able to
A reminder to all Pioneers:
It is your job you construct, not think.
- ADA https://twitter.com/MeuhPatate/status/1132604711159386112
@Bammy292 You have been assigned a task to retrieve an unknown object at the bottom of a lake. Any lake will do. Don't come up until you find it.
-ADA
@vsbmeza3 this looks like it could be a level from a platformer game. super cool!
@Brain_error 😘
@Baenz__1 I approve this message. 👍🏽
@GreylordGR Just like I've pushed your next salary payment.
@vsbmeza3 YES IT IS.
@DorsKk yep its possible
@Cutlass72_ im sorry we cannot offer refunds for your weekend but im glad you're enjoying the game!
@sarcastic_sara You are due for a promotion.
RT @Swiftnationtv: REWORKING OUR FACTORY IN @SatisfactoryAF
New Schedule coming June
https://twitch.tv/swiftnationtv
@novancancyGG @DumplingTrib…
We got a Youtube Silver Play Button for passing 100,000 subscribers!!!
I just want to thank you all so much on behalf of the team for all the support you have all shown us ❤❤❤
Here's a little unboxing video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5XVKvnA59VM
@Dramido its 9 again, someone refunded
@Dramido but thank you <3
@jembawls @DanDanikov you were supposed to reply from this account jace you loser
RT @jembawls: @SatisfactoryAF .@mug806 knows what's up http://pbs.twimg.com/media/D7kEKSZXsAAuzjm.png
when you see it http://pbs.twimg.com/media/D7kEz4KXYAAN-1m.jpg
@Fley_The_Dragon You mean the lights, or? Those lights are a reflection off the glass. They are directly above the camera!
@TheRealZenatura you're right. but it's somewhat good for the soul in these trying times.
@MartinNemi03 that be @BustaSnutt
@seePyou @jembawls he's a narcissist so it's not that strange for him to have already named a save file after himself
RT @Spacefarts_: @SatisfactoryAF Dogshit game. http://pbs.twimg.com/media/D7lCPZTWsAAHc5F.jpg
@DaMetaEX @Bammy292 who are you
- ADA
A lot of folks are excited for trains and want SOME kind of info/screenshots/videos.
I am a man of the people. http://pbs.twimg.com/media/D7lLt15W0AAS-bA.jpg
@tbnrregs <3
@StephenTR2009 listen here smarty pants-
incredible!!!
https://www.reddit.com/r/SatisfactoryGame/comments/btpdh9/my_greatest_machine_yet_24_manufacturers_1320_mw/ http://pbs.twimg.com/media/D7o5kjFWsAA4pqD.jpg
Caught the artists/designers during their morning meeting
https://instagram.com/p/Bx_924XIlQy/ http://pbs.twimg.com/media/D7pAgZhXkAUUCGd.jpg
@professeurgoer Cannot Confirm Or Deny™
@jembawls @BiomeSiege what no
@ITThisIsDarrin yep it is!
RT @thealien571: @SatisfactoryAF #satisfactory @SatisfactoryFR http://pbs.twimg.com/media/D7qqsBhW0AEM72q.jpg
@Player0070815 ive made a lot of content on our youtube channel! check em out :3
RT @bigolslabomeat: Doing that @SatisfactoryAF thing over at https://www.twitch.tv/bigolslabomeat again. Planning for expansion. http://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video_thumb/D7rjIoZWwAE24io.jpg
@CoffeeStainNrth Goat Simulator.
...just kidding.
RT @Bd4drummer: @SatisfactoryAF one structure of my latest factory.. need to finish the walls and get my concrete vehicle drop-offs coming,…
@bakingsalads_ we're always working on optimisations! like we actually really are. i saw some stats the other days and things are better - but of course we'll keep pushing things as far as we can.
RT @FrameshiftShark: So @SatisfactoryAF has these weird 'Mercer Sphere' artefacts you can collect that if you stand to close to them, you s…
@Neon16931040 i bloody hope not
bananas http://pbs.twimg.com/ext_tw_video_thumb/1133659266747912192/pu/img/p23mLFqzXuxIhg0N.jpg
@jembawls dont tag me in this dogshit tweet
@lordsp @OldSchoolRS @Warcraft @csgo_dev @factoriogame @LeagueOfLegends niiiiiiiice runescape http://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video_thumb/D7vX0nGWsAASw8Z.jpg
@Dem36818248 tier 7 is scheduled to be at the end of June which probably means in 2021 sometime
@ttv_perplexG please dont we're still trying to get to 10 copies
@_JohnDer everything is fine :) <3
I've had some folks ask if i'm okay because of the makeup in this. Thank you for asking! But I'm totally fine!
In fact this is a sneak peek into an upcoming video ;) https://twitter.com/SatisfactoryAF/status/1133659309429186560
@SkyeSnark aww :(
RT @seePyou: Hey .@SatisfactoryAF we need to talk! Since when are the fluffy armoured dogs sneaky? This gave me a HUGE fright! https://t.co…
RT @DerZappes: Copper smelting, wire production, wire storage and a 50% effective 6:6 belt balancer in @SatisfactoryAF. 900 Ore in, 2700 wi…
@Towynn @Gronkh Yep! We have plans for dedicated servers but we just don't know when they it'll be released :(
RT @JD_Play5: Going Live in 20min with more @SatisfactoryAF on @YouTubeGaming
Trying to break the game again! Lets shoot for 16 players in…
@GINGERINOKIDDO it has happened to some folks. often it resolves itself in an hour or two. also consider logging in/out and restarting the launcher!
@GINGERINOKIDDO aww, sorry about that
RT @DoubleYouTee76: I just wanted to live stream some @SatisfactoryAF
Come join me ;)
https://www.twitch.tv/doubleyoutee76 http://pbs.twimg.com/media/D74-pD3XsAEKMQ2.jpg
@jembawls wtf
i know what youre getting at and that is disgusting but more importantly why am i blushing https://twitter.com/Pixel_Peeker/status/1134536023956959234
RT @HardcoreGamer: Playing With the New Toys in First Major Satisfactory Update https://www.hardcoregamer.com/2019/05/21/playing-with-the-new-toys-in-first-major-satisfactory-update/331435/ @satisfactoryaf @coffee_stain #sati…
@Dragster468 new phone who dis
I'm not sure why NatGeo left out the part that - after molecular analysis - the slugs can also be crafted into these weird power shard thingies that can overclock manufacturing machines.
Also they make great pets. https://twitter.com/NatGeo/status/1134720001158635520
@RiIeyRedBeard of COURSE they're real
@NatGeo quit stealing our slugs
@Eulenschaf i did! (@jembawls)
@sheepishly_so you lift him up into the grinder its the only way
@SiooxNou Hi! Would you mind leaving this suggestion on our QA site? https://questions.satisfactorygame.com
RT @andreaquila: The blending of the early game @SatisfactoryAF @Coffee_Stain @jembawls #satisfactory #satisfactorygame #Satisfactory http…
@jembawls @Wapinoux Well Jace isn’t but the rest of us are.
RT @SatisfactoryCN: Whether you're a #Satisfactory veteran now, or a complete noob, check out one our writer's first experience in the game…
@SiooxNou shit. looking into it now but our IT guy may already be asleep.
This is basically Trackmania in Satisfactory!
RT if you played the crap out of Trackmania i just rt'd https://twitter.com/DontpokeJosh/status/1135332952366338048
RT @SatisfactoryAF: This is basically Trackmania in Satisfactory!
RT if you played the crap out of Trackmania i just rt'd https://t.co/rqO…
RT @nockney: At around 7 pm EST, I'll be live with some @SatisfactoryAF, which I adore and am having _so much fun_ with. Tune in and see al…
@sergi99rc this is too real
RT @SatisfactoryDE: #GutenMorgen liebe @SatisfactoryAF Community,
Wir wünschen euch einen guten Start in die Woche! 🚀
Foto von unserem #For…
BREAKING NEWS:
We’ve hit 10 sales.
The 10th person already played over 2 hours and can no longer refund so we can lock this one in.
#LetsGo11
Any OG folks out there remember toughing it out through the whole Simon Saga?
RT if you remember!
Like if you don't!
or do nothing if that's what you want to do. follow your heart <3 http://pbs.twimg.com/ext_tw_video_thumb/1135855570639101952/pu/img/c4ht0eolnNvSGp3z.jpg
We've got a @Crowdin page for folks who want to help translate Satisfactory!
We've already had a few languages but I've also just added some new languages: Thai, Estonian, Hungarian + more.
Translations will transfer to the game with patches/updates.
https://bit.ly/2WJVeZF
@Shaw0918 @crowdin I'm currently working on solutions so that we can have a better system with approval etc.!
RT @EpicGames: 🦎+🐕+🏗️+🚂 (Soon)
Consider this a casual reminder that you can get @SatisfactoryAF for $10 off during the #EpicMegaSale!
htt…
@crowdin We're also actively working on the workflow of this regarding proofreading. So please bear with us as we figure that out! But in the mean time you can still translate :3
@Raziers @crowdin ur hired
@r_ilm9001 @jembawls @crowdin ur hired
@demonfr34k @Bipedgrub932 @EpicGames Correct. I believe we’re being developed by @CoffeeStainNrth
RT @CoffeeStainNrth: ETA: 24 minutes... What is this OwO?
https://www.twitch.tv/coffeestainnorth
RT @jembawls: come ask @satisfactoryAF questions on this live stream: https://www.twitch.tv/coffeestainnorth
hella gays here at coffee stain studios btw #PrideMonth
Yes. Trans Rights. https://twitter.com/collectablecat/status/1136304208397778947
@loadnabox Brb I’ll go grab some, did you need anything else while I’m out?
@Foonerisms @jembawls The what?
@RiIeyRedBeard @brodaEINS http://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video_thumb/D8UQHsLUEAELJNQ.jpg
@Cedrath I AINT NO SWEDE
RT @Krakenson1: Supercomputer manufacturing - Part 2
✅ Quickwire (1800 per min)
✅ Screws (1350 per min)
✅ Wire (2092.5 per min)
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Next:…
RT @EpicGames: We're currently conducting scheduled maintenance in the Epic Games store. Purchases are temporarily unavailable, we'll provi…
@ThunderSkyWolf we gave out a tonne of keys via keymailer, i have no idea what you're talking about.
@csabai_h it all depends on how things progress with the development
@ThunderSkyWolf we stopped giving indivudal keys out to content creators who asked, and instead asked them to sign up at keymailer. which we do send keys.
but tbh, I'm not in any rush after the way you approached this in your now deleted tweet. I'm a human being and i wont take your shit. http://pbs.twimg.com/media/D8XiqR1X4AANHe-.png
It's true! https://twitter.com/RedPaintedPaw/status/1136642894822088710
@jembawls i saw that, moron.
YOU DID THIS TO YOURSELF https://twitter.com/alexkmz/status/1136877422970888192
@purana awwww glad you and your friend are enjoying it!!! http://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video_thumb/D8cdyXSXsAAWRGV.jpg
@alexkmz you're not a dumbass!
dumbasses don't play Satisfactory.
...inb4 HILARIOUS comments from comedians on the internet. i see you comedians. i see you. 👀 http://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video_thumb/D8cfIHoXUAA3Xx1.jpg
@Nyeko_mimi the mobsters are on their way to you right now
RT @lavapotion: We are happy to announce that Lavapotion will be a part of the PC Gaming Show this Monday!
We can't wait to show you the ex…
@bibliobromy this usually solves itself in a few hours. im not really sure what causes it. but you can try restart the editor and log in/out
@cheddarbeard nomnomnom spaghetti
New vid! In this vid I tell you all the actual number of sales we had.
Really this time. I mean it.
There isn't even that much Milo in this vid.
1 like = 1 sale
1 RT = 1 milo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvKmQs6m_iY #ProudOfEveryUnit
@jembawls And... and you’re kinda not dog shit.
@jembawls http://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video_thumb/D8eYGg3XoAASLhz.jpg
@jembawls @big_merrifield Me
@Tassemet @jembawls Lol we can’t afford a teleprompter
RT @ChristianNilaus: End of the work week and time for relaxation. What better way than to spend it in good company with @SatisfactoryAF. S…
@XposureNL 🤛
@SlaxXxX vbucks*
@TimeGravy I wish, imagine the views!
It was just my allergies acting up.
RT @PCGamesN: Epic exclusive Satisfactory has sold 500,000 copies in under three months.
https://www.pcgamesn.com/satisfactory/sales http://pbs.twimg.com/media/D8e_RxYXYAExvCG.jpg
@PhoenixFilmsJ79 @PCGamesN give it a couple more hours
Hey programmers out there!
Here's an old video of @jembawls demonstrating one of "THOSE" days as a programmer...
RT if you know the feels. Or don't.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZK5ugmT3r5w
@jembawls PS. To see if we are still hiring, please check: https://www.coffeestainstudios.com/jobs
RT @ToffeBacklin: Starting to look cool @SatisfactoryAF. So much fun! http://pbs.twimg.com/media/D8imRiGW4AAfa_M.jpg
@ToffeBacklin ive never seen anything more satisfying in my life - no pun intended
bra jobbat toffe
RT @TheChrisWray: Great to hear that @SatisfactoryAF has been such a big hit on the Epic Games Store. Over 500k copies sold and the best la…
@jembawls why man, why
@Forumposter2 @TimSweeneyEpic @demoninchrome @ZPill @RealDrJester perfect.
@TimSweeneyEpic @ZPill @demoninchrome @Forumposter2 @RealDrJester but if you didnt then youd be hiding something, right?
@SatisfactoryFR @jembawls <3
RT @AUTOMATONJapan: 【ニュース】オープンワールド工場建設ゲーム『Satisfactory』、発売から3か月で売上50万本突破。Epic Games ストア専売でも成功できることを示す
https://automaton-media.com/articles/newsjp/20190609-94199/ https://t.co/…
@jembawls @Haigen64 @SuperRockinCuts how about you stop dragging me into your shit, valetti
@reillyeon eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee enjoy!
@SuperRockinCuts @jembawls @Haigen64 wtf keep me out of this
RT @cheddarbeard: @SatisfactoryAF @jembawls So should I be expecting Cthulhu today, or is the summoning code also unoptimized? :D #Satisfac…
a lot of you are excited for the nuclear reactors. so here's a screenshot.
if you have any screenshot requests, leave them below and i will share them http://pbs.twimg.com/media/D8sDd5cXoAAVpp8.jpg
@ThatBranFlakes http://pbs.twimg.com/media/D8sFIZOWwAA7vWV.jpg
@LCTRgames it wont, no
@Foonerisms @jembawls yep. its cheaper.
@Foonerisms @jembawls graphite tipped rods
@wintersglitch nuclear reactors released next year confirmed
@Pims_pappadag http://pbs.twimg.com/media/D8sGnmRXYAEbfZj.jpg
@CoffeeStainNrth radiation screenshot http://pbs.twimg.com/media/D8sG4syXYAApwRP.jpg
@BustaSnutt http://pbs.twimg.com/media/D8sHPp5X4AE0Kw2.jpg
@WingarScarlett yes but not for long http://pbs.twimg.com/media/D8sJHFxWsAAp3Pi.jpg
@JenneDeBleser sure http://pbs.twimg.com/media/D8sJU1JWkAA4GNe.png
@Bammy292 this is the best i could do http://pbs.twimg.com/media/D8sJie_WsAABIRc.jpg
@AlstrakBG http://pbs.twimg.com/media/D8sKVv-XkAIQeH5.png
@Bammy292 thats pretty much me every day
@dya_beetus yes http://pbs.twimg.com/media/D8sMDuRXYAAODv8.jpg
@God2116 this is the internal roadmap http://pbs.twimg.com/media/D8sNzY4WwAA9ujh.jpg
@CiitrusFroots http://pbs.twimg.com/media/D8sObWmWsAAB6vf.jpg
@mark__ops http://pbs.twimg.com/media/D8sS_iEXYAA_t20.jpg
@SparkusPNut http://pbs.twimg.com/media/D8sTTfEW4AA5pX2.jpg
@WingarScarlett sorry, no
@JTappert http://pbs.twimg.com/media/D8sUwdAXUAAXSey.jpg
that's all the screenshots for today. thanks for the requests everybody!
for those who missed it, you can see leaks of upcoming content in this thread. https://twitter.com/SatisfactoryAF/status/1138007158543532033
Check out this AWESOME pixel art by Gabz from the French community.
There is a French speaking Community website! It can be found here: https://satisfactoryfr.com/
There is also a French speaking Discord here: https://discordapp.com/invite/5qNTxU http://pbs.twimg.com/media/D8sjE-6XsAIvqGY.png
@MisterTechnik @ThatBranFlakes that dot is simon
i dont know what it means
@Small_And_Tired They're women! not enby :x
@Maxime_Tbs just uninstall, same difference
@Kiall_Thompson they have graphite tipped fuel rods, they should be fine.
@Small_And_Tired they are women, according to our concept artist's design. but i'm not sure if in-game their gender is mentioned.
Timestamped:
https://youtu.be/PkozY8_q-LE?t=241
@Kiall_Thompson yep! perfectly harmless.
@PhantomSmithy_ @Foonerisms @jembawls Of course. Otherwise we'd be at risk of one hell of a disaster.
@unfamguy @TheChrisWray @UnitedMorality @Coffee_Stain @wccftechdotcom @EpicGames http://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video_thumb/D8tf8AVXsAA2IeH.jpg
@UnitedMorality @unfamguy @TheChrisWray @Coffee_Stain @wccftechdotcom @EpicGames http://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video_thumb/D8tgQR7XUAAG4Pm.jpg
@PeterK100086 http://pbs.twimg.com/media/D8tnQVnX4AI0u3v.jpg
@nethyr https://www.satisfactorygame.com/update
@nethyr the only patches were small minor patches, but no they arent on /update. They are posted on reddit and also our discord.
seems like looking at our producer's posts on reddit is a pretty good way to see the list of patch notes posts
https://www.reddit.com/user/birktkirk/posts/
SPOOPY D: https://twitter.com/NightGhostHunt/status/1138134323545198592
RT @NightGhostHunt: We just got featured at the #PCGamingShow at #E3!
Watch the teaser: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gApWHZ_vXhQ
#MidnightGhostHunt @UnrealE…
Midnight Ghost Hunt (published by Coffee Stain Publishing!) has been unveiled at the PC Gaming Show at E3!
Get ready to Smash & Suck! (idk Tim told me to say this). Just... just bring a spare pair of pants...
Check out their trailer here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gApWHZ_vXhQ
@LoverOfTheVoid https://twitter.com/SatisfactoryAF/status/1133070361250082817
If you like songs, conquest, or silent retreats then this is for you. https://twitter.com/songsofconquest/status/1138144528840441856
RT @songsofconquest: Proud to announce Songs of Conquest - A classic adventure strategy game! Developed by @lavapotion and published by @Co…
@EthicMeta @jembawls sure thing let me just dig that up...
...huh. go figure. http://pbs.twimg.com/media/D8uOAKvXkAARMcT.jpg
@TheChrisWray @JimBuffaloe @Coffee_Stain @wccftechdotcom @EpicGames I'm not sure how the exclusivity affects console but in this case it doesn't matter too much as it won't be on console before the exclusivity ends.
We have no concrete plans at all on console at the moment. But it would be awesome!
@GMorPC Hi! You can do so at https://questions.satisfactorygame.com
@AussieLuvtail Is that roentgen or a Satisfactory review out of 10?
@Plasma_06 It Should Be Fine™
@DIYglenn :O
Thank you!!! <3
@smolborg http://pbs.twimg.com/media/D8xpsycWsAEQ9UV.jpg
@Clementosssss @tuCpakoa thats a lot of slugs
@Bammy292 http://pbs.twimg.com/media/D8yBv5KXoAAlDrh.png
You can only have 1 feature. Which will it be?
@CommanderBehr I have no idea what people want pipes for
@jembawls “I’m dogshit”
@jembawls Looking forward to seeing the same Kristen Stewart gifs for the 100th time Mr. #OriginalContent
@Bielbo @jembawls this is revolutionary.
@ReplaceHumans we'll just remove collision on the train! simple!
@ReplaceHumans alternate game modes wont be added soon since we really need to focus development and feedback on the base game. but in MY opinion, absolutely we need to have alternate game modes down the line!
@JacoraFDemanas ok doggo, so no pipes or trains?
@ChrisVomRhein They're not features, Chris!
@LunaSSY 一つだけ！😆
@dont_talk2_me @CoffeeStainNrth wait till you see this video im releasing in about 15 mins
RT @itspladd: Hey you! You can get @SatisfactoryAF for just $20 today and tomorrow (https://www.epicgames.com/store/en-US/product/satisfactory/home). It's a great game made by a g…
This is where the magic happens.
Join @jembawls as he gives a studio tour of Coffee Stain Studios. Video superbly edited by @BustaSnutt!
1 like = 1 beer
1 RT = 1 magic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQ5EcI909Zs
@DontpokeJosh @wintergatan 100000% wintergatan. martin rocks.
Thank you but please don’t encourage Jace https://twitter.com/johnpaulbrown01/status/1138942269183205376
1 hour left in this REALLY important poll!
👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽 https://twitter.com/SatisfactoryAF/status/1138686346032308226
@Pat_S_67 it's been confirmed that these will not be in the game.
but thanks for calling us a great game dawwww <3
@MCxiaoxiaomin Scheduled for end of June
@SenseiTakuto Scheduled for end of June
A reminder: we have a roadmap on our website https://satisfactorygame.com
There you can see that the next update (Trains and Nuclear power) is scheduled for the “end of June”. We don’t have an exact date yet.
Unless it needs to be delayed. But we’ll try not to. Maybe.
@Buddahpal It’s in the roadmap!
@HandlePhilipp Yep, we will use an experimental update before we push the update to the main version
@UncleBod ...got us 😏
@LivingFlameYT It is.
A metaphor for life.
@CoffeeStainNrth @dont_talk2_me http://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video_thumb/D87eDp8X4AAL8rq.jpg
You contractually have been since birth. https://twitter.com/livingflameyt/status/1139064090490548227
You all have.
Well... No pipes then. http://pbs.twimg.com/media/D87hCM_XoAEH0bk.jpg
@DDickyD1 you need more modular frames! 150/500
@BustaSnutt mom called and wants to know where you are. what should i tell her
@Agame3341 sorry the poll is over
@BustaSnutt not again...
@ZippySqrl @TTownJoe this was actually 100% a troll
RT @fckeveryword: fuck simon
@DevonThome DON'T DO IT
RT @Sips_: @SatisfactoryAF please pipes
@killburns911 we will do that! :D
It's Sneak Peek Friday!
What new or unannounced features do you want a sneak peek of? I'll provide high resolution screenshots.
gogogo
@FuelRodNZ http://pbs.twimg.com/media/D9AN8mHWwAAdU6w.jpg
@ronweasleyclone http://pbs.twimg.com/media/D9AOezRX4AEzPdE.jpg
@GodNewbornn http://pbs.twimg.com/media/D9AOsE9XkAAfa9l.png
@GraphicGoht https://twitter.com/SatisfactoryAF/status/1138024223006482433
@Mads059k https://twitter.com/SatisfactoryAF/status/1138007158543532033
@SharpshooterAH http://pbs.twimg.com/media/D9AO-JkXkAAaHWo.jpg
@HandlePhilipp http://pbs.twimg.com/media/D9APivaXsAEgsQZ.jpg
@EvgenijDev https://twitter.com/SatisfactoryAF/status/1138024223006482433
@Pepperbaer new biome and new creature http://pbs.twimg.com/media/D9AQtTxWkAApHdY.jpg
@Nukalolpro water tank confirmed http://pbs.twimg.com/media/D9ARD8HWkAA4civ.jpg
@CiitrusFroots http://pbs.twimg.com/media/D9ASM72XkAEn9gR.jpg
@flowiii_ either a plane from below or a fidget spinner, it's the best i could do http://pbs.twimg.com/media/D9ASZKDXoAAb-XW.jpg
@Felix2086 http://pbs.twimg.com/media/D9ATIq1XoAEeVEj.jpg
@ablemarrow it also might be a helicopter
https://twitter.com/SatisfactoryAF/status/1139430945507987456
@LouieWiseman9 actually that would result in the end of the universe as we know it. here's the screenshot: http://pbs.twimg.com/media/D9ATfiPXkAAyTXq.jpg
@Brain_error http://pbs.twimg.com/media/D9AT0DRXUAAMg02.jpg
@Pims_pappadag http://pbs.twimg.com/media/D9AUKD7XYAAkvK5.jpg
@SGateD there are no mens rooms! unisex individual bathrooms all the way
@SubSonix1 the items are moms spaghetti http://pbs.twimg.com/media/D9AVotOW4AAoHQ4.jpg
@K_4Unl http://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video_thumb/D9AV2HYXUAIARda.jpg
@Xypod13 i dont understand
@Snoop0Doge not until you're older snoop
@AphelArt http://pbs.twimg.com/media/D9AXac0W4AAdK5_.jpg
and with this I conclude todays Sneak Peek Friday.
Have a lovely day and a lovely weekend!! Thanks again for being awesome <3 <3 https://twitter.com/SatisfactoryAF/status/1139436457427374080
@SGateD they went down simons unisex mouth as revealed in the finale!
RT @massyu0826: @SatisfactoryAF
一分で書いたファンアート（?????????） http://pbs.twimg.com/media/D9Al2rIU4AEUyS4.png
@massyu0826 Perfect!
RT @ToasterMaul: @SatisfactoryAF I recently had to kill my Lizzard Doggos because they collected uranium and the taming got lost... I const…
@SparkusPNut just drop your biomass in the toilet and you're halfway there
@senpimusic turn on arachnophobia mode then there will be no spiders!
People say that - of all the Coffee Stainers - Sofi and Simon are the most likely to snap at any second.
I don’t know why they think this. http://pbs.twimg.com/media/D9B1iJbXYAAan5U.jpg
Hey folks! Surprise!!!
The June update has now been released on the Experimental version of the game! But note, trains are NOT in yet.
Remember: Experimental is for bug testing. The game will be buggy! Consider backing up your save files.
More info:
https://www.reddit.com/r/SatisfactoryGame/comments/c0ls4d/patch_notes_early_access_experimental_v0114_build/
@VesperDEM As you say, there’s a lot of other things to test.
@CrushersStudio NOT YETTTTT
@TommyCaderby @Hayell_22 rails DLC confirmed
RT @SatisfactoryDe2: 500 User im Discord erreicht! Somit noch ein Meilenstein geschafft und uns steht noch so viel bevor! Als nächstes komm…
RT @theStarduster: Radiation is a bitch! Twin Nuclear Power Plant setup in isolation a bit of a distance away from my main base... @Satisfa…
@RiIeyRedBeard They were coffee stain employees.
RT @JOHKBM: @theStarduster @SatisfactoryAF Nobody likes to live next to a nuclear power plant :p http://pbs.twimg.com/media/D9P5bC2XsAAzlN6.jpg
Hey everyone!
Just wanna give a shoutout to fellow Coffee Stain studio, @lavapotion, for their new game @songsofconquest!
It’s a turn based classic strategy game and is in Closed Alpha! You can sign up at their website.
They also have a discord server: http://discord.gg/soc
@SDS_GREED92 before the heat death of the universe
jace so cute :3
#MondayMeeting #Blessed #GoodVibesOnly #NoFilter http://pbs.twimg.com/ext_tw_video_thumb/1140593480919658497/pu/img/f1BKQb4mRwEPLuE1.jpg
@reign_mr please
please take him away
@lavapotion @songsofconquest also im shit and lied, it's not in closed alpha. it will be soon. but you can register now.
Sorry folks!
@jembawls @lavapotion @songsofconquest how about stfu and go back and play with your kristen stewart gifs
@goalcam @lavapotion @songsofconquest im not, but after being harassed for alpha keys there's no way ill tell you who is!
.@gabihoule requested a train delivering uranium to a nuclear reactor so i obliged
hope it lives up to your expectations gab
btw it's reversing in okay. it's backing up into the reactor. if it was stealing, the reactor would be sad and the sun would cast solar flare like tien http://pbs.twimg.com/media/D9Rvo-fX4AQcKvR.jpg
@wintersglitch @gabihoule what do you mean "become"?
@loadnabox @gabihoule every last carriage
@Der_N1ghti @gabihoule SOLAR FLARE http://pbs.twimg.com/media/D9R5aKSXoAABm0o.jpg
@DJFLuFFy_vs_joe @gabihoule 2nd choo is DLC
@HoboUnknowable @gabihoule DLC pay for choo
@derxrico number of sales
for people asking about where are the trains, we have just checked and it seems they have been delayed due to routine track maintenance.
i know its annoying, its ALWAYS like this... like that time i was coming home from stockholm and I waited for a train for like 9hrs. too long
@JonahStadler when the experimental is stable
@DatHarass 9 hours longer than you deserve 🙃
@mattdarveniza @MisterTechnik put nuclear fuel rods in them boom nuclear trains
@TheReadPanda 1) yes, one day, but not while we need to finish the base game
2) idk
3) lights would be cool but are incredibly difficult to do. so maybe, one day. so until then you're stuck with your flashlight
@Tecnologer its the number of sales of satisfactory
@bootsnack @gabihoule i think this says more about you than it does about me Mr. DropRate aka "my name in the same design as the pornhub logo"
@Crasher2003 calm down crasher
also it is
@DavidNohejl I'm glad you've picked up on this, but...
Get back to work. We don't pay you to think.
- ADA
Cannot Confirm Or Deny™ https://twitter.com/DJSapp10/status/1141111379547447298
RT @JustRoboX: @SatisfactoryAF Nvm I did it myself @SatisfactoryAF @jembawls http://pbs.twimg.com/media/D9aJaY1WwAE7YmF.jpg
@StealthRanger32 wtf lol
thanks for the clip, will pass it on. also i love your twitch to do list!!!
@jembawls wtf do we pay you for
@_SuperNovaShaun @JustRoboX @jembawls im right here
@StealthRanger32 were you playing multiplayer? if so, were you host or client?
Oh btw folks we've hit 50k followers here on twitter!!! Incredible!!!
Thank you so much for following and supporting the game <3
And thanks for putting up with my shitty paint drawings but it's the best i can do at the moment im trying really hard. http://pbs.twimg.com/media/D9bC3bwW4AAKwv7.jpg
i used photoshop this time
@SBegby you dont understand #ART
@adamtan04 IRL or in game?
@adamtan04 yes
@StealthRanger32 kk ty
@evankinney i didnt
@sireisenblut lol yea its a reeeeeally shit game
@bert_msk if you want trains you'll need to ask nicely
@sireisenblut most likely, yeah.
@Dps_Rush https://youtu.be/6z1DidldxUo?t=4
need some feedback
@SensDude I don’t get it?
@K_evvvv Thanks
@DominicDeCoCoCo I’m gonna change them again now Antonio since you didn’t say please
@MarkL4YG <3
@victomeyezr have you SEEN this twitter account?
RT @SatisfactoryAF: need some feedback
Eyyy everyone! We've got a small update to the experimental build. Ah yes... an update right before our Midsummer break...
What could possibly go wrong.
Just some minor tweaks, balancing, optimisations, bug fixes. No trains yet. Soon, soon.
https://www.reddit.com/r/SatisfactoryGame/comments/c2y885/patch_notes_early_access_experimental_v0115_build/
Happy Monday Morning Everyone I Wish You All A Good Week 🙃 http://pbs.twimg.com/media/D90DlwQWkAIqfqp.png
@MarkL4YG yeeaaaaa http://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video_thumb/D90FDLFWsAAlZDK.jpg
@boiledroast http://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video_thumb/D90FIKCXYAAEns2.jpg
@boiledroast is this still the internet
@DavidEastwickUK @jembawls id unfollow lizard doggo too
@JonathanHFW @Coffee_Stain it wasn't even on one of our videos xD
@jembawls @DavidEastwickUK you dont know me maybe it was social commentary
An AWESOME Satisfactory rap by @TheStupendium!!!
If you haven't checked it out yet I recommend you do so! The production value on this is Too Damn High™
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMS6DHj5yU8
btw this wasn't even from our youtube channel idk
@SlaxXxX @Aussie_Gunbunny @XstreamDesign @__Ild__ @boiledroast get out slaxx
@J_Ole_Anderson Update 2 soon!
RT @cheddarbeard: Too much time on trial and error, but after a busy and @satisfactoryAF weekend the first two levels of production have be…
@GandolfF12666 soon, soon
@Jennible no idea when yet!
@Legion495 @jembawls @seePyou please dont bring me into any more of jace's shit
Games at Lunchtime starring @SBegby @SnyggLich @HannahBeuger + more http://pbs.twimg.com/ext_tw_video_thumb/1143861134270902274/pu/img/MSyR_F9U1mAebWjJ.jpg
oh hey so apparently trains are now on the experimental version of the game and no one told me
gosh, what do these people even do around here
@erock612 There should be an "Experimental" version of Satisfactory in your library. Just install/update that.
Bear in mind that content on experimental is not considered stable. consider backing up save files.
oh and patch notes are here: https://www.reddit.com/r/SatisfactoryGame/comments/c5eio0/patch_notes_early_access_experimental_v0116_build/
also my soundcloud:
jk i dont have a soundcloud
RT @Krakenson1: "Insert Choo Choo name" had me howling. Nice one @SatisfactoryAF http://pbs.twimg.com/media/D9__ppeWsAAJ1ob.jpg
RT @_Guereak_: @SatisfactoryAF
Nobody:
Satisfactory trains http://pbs.twimg.com/media/D9_9G3rXUAAfk4s.jpg
@LivingFlameYT absolutely not!
@Bigaston i made the trucks so i find this very offensive.
glad you're enjoying the update tho!
@ravenge you can leave suggestions on our QA site! https://questions.satisfactorygame.com/
Tired: pipes
Wired: Trains
@jembawls Tired: your shitty Truck programming now everyone wants trains
@Fliipp i dont get it
@tazzyman26 @jembawls yes
Another update pushed to experimental!
Here are the patch notes: https://www.reddit.com/r/SatisfactoryGame/comments/c67w9q/patch_notes_early_access_experimental_v0117_build/
PSA: Satisfactory trains can only do 1x Choo. 2x Choos are right out.
2nd Choo is DLC
@AceofDragons1 @jembawls Yep :3
@SenpaiThePanda1 half DLC
RT @hammerman1993: @pentapod @ElkayEQ @LandmarkXplorer @dhewlett These are the same guys who are developing @SatisfactoryAF which I've been…
@ElkayEQ @LandmarkXplorer @DaveGeorgeson @dhewlett @pentapod don't tell @GoatSimulator
end of june update will be out tomorrow, probably. which is still end of june because timezones etc.
timezones are confusing.
@Foonerisms like i said, timezones are confusing
@DJFLuFFy_vs_joe we cant even think about selling DLC until full release
@mattyhickman yes
@Pret0r1an yeah i have no idea how it will still be june 30 here, timezones are WAY too confusing
@OficialstuChris its still june 30 here, timezones are weird
@flopsone @OficialstuChris correct. i like you.
Just want to give a big thanks to the folks who manage and work on our official wiki because I don't know shit about our game and it helps me answer questions.
Thank you so much!!
You can find it here in case you didn't know about it: https://satisfactory.gamepedia.com/
@jembawls @YourPalJake yes
@lalomartins i have arachnophobia mode on so this is all i can see http://pbs.twimg.com/media/D-daioZXsAEP5vL.jpg
hey @CoffeeStainNrth when is the update coming out its already july 2nd it was supposed to come out end of june http://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video_thumb/D-ddsytWkAA6QYE.jpg
@s1mpleg4mer @CoffeeStainNrth already done :)
https://twitter.com/SatisfactoryAF/status/1145642922257395714
Update will be out at 5pm GMT. Naturally.
That's in about 2 hr 15 min from now!
Update #2: Trains & Nuclear is out! Right on time too.
In the vid below @jembawls talks about the new update whilst going on an adventure with @BustaSnutt. Where to? You'll have to watch to find out! Choo!
1 like = 1 train
1 rt = 1 nuclear
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mtVwiCQ5sZI
@Ser_Squire @jembawls @BustaSnutt It should™ be compatible, but I recommend you backup your saves.
@jembawls @BustaSnutt also consider following me on soundcloud jk i mean checking this reddit post:
https://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/c8cp12/we_just_added_trains_to_our_game_what_do_you/
RT @JD_Play5: Satisfactory Developer Interview feat. Jace | July Update | Part 1 NEW CONTENT
Trains
Trains are unlockable in Tier 6. Now…
RT @SatisfactoryCN: What are you planning to do first in #satisfactory's new update #2? Trains? Nuclear? Petting lizard doggos? https://t.c…
@Archieonic_3D sorry! will delay longer next time :(
but these look great!!
RT @Archieonic_3D: 80% done, then lands the train update... @SatisfactoryAF #blender #blender3d #3dmodeling #3dart #gaming #satisfactory #3…
@DylansDen_ it's terrible.
In case you missed it! Our Trains & Nuclear update was released yesterday and in the spirit of that Jace takes a train to a nuclear power plant while delivering patch notes.
Vid in the tweet below: https://twitter.com/SatisfactoryAF/status/1146103093114933248
Hey folks! We get these 2 questions a lot so I thought I'd answer them publicly:
1) Most likely will have sandbox/creative mode. But we don't want to add it at the moment as we want to feedback to complete the base game first
2) There are no plans for terraforming. https://twitter.com/DinoPlayz729/status/1146675788328132613
@relequestual ooh thanks! The patch notes are usually written by @BirkTKirk, but then the fancy stuff at the top is usually written by @HannahBeuger, the images, gifs and design are by a producer, video editor, UI designer, and Concept artist.
RT @JD_Play5: Incase you missed it, The second interview with @jembawls from @SatisfactoryAF is live
https://youtu.be/ErWAb7363ms
Where are the…
@SlimNasty2013 @EpicGames @steam_games Hang in there Slim, you got this.
@void_th Neither do I
@jeffallencraig @steam_games See you then, Jeff! <3
@HERO887 Temporary solution: Kill the ghosts to get their inventory.
RT @MightiestBeard: Finally got my nuke plant cooking in @SatisfactoryAF. Choo-choo needs another locomotive and a better loop but it works…
@HERO887 Yep this is a known bug. Temporary fix for losing your inventory is to kill your ghost and they will drop it.
We do have a site for bug reports and suggestions: https://questions.satisfactorygame.com
@SweetLilyCake There are no plans for either of these at the moment
RT @xTheVeganBearx: I made a ting. @SatisfactoryAF @jembawls @Coffee_Stain #satisfactory #pixelart #mario #nintendo #pixelartmario https://…
@Glenn9K @xTheVeganBearx @jembawls @Coffee_Stain Hey don’t make fun of minecraft >:|
Definitely do NOT beg @NightGhostHunt for a key.
Don’t do it.
@ExtentionK Could be because your game is in Spanish but not completely translated
RT @Water_Cat1: I am live with @SatisfactoryAF! Going to the stable branch, lets see if we can progress towards trains! https://t.co/NZIi2h…
@fishsauced @NightGhostHunt I like you.
@Kingluii33 @NightGhostHunt They don’t appreciate the finer things in life so kstew gifs probably won’t get you a key.
It’s summer vacation time! Check out the vid below for what this means for patches and Update #3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXblIR1BnIM
@jembawls What’s this Jace? https://twitter.com/jembawls/status/1147050164668047360?s=21
RT @TrilogyGGs: Breaking news!! Lizzard dogos broke out of the virtual world @SatisfactoryAF @jembawls http://pbs.twimg.com/media/D-2zWLTUEAAv3or.jpg
COOL https://twitter.com/frenzekill/status/1147840294546804736
RT @SatisfactoryCN: If you haven't been playing with trains and nuclear power plants, you're missing out. #Satisfactory
https://t.co/AyBEd…
RT @JasonDudash1: Feeling good about the new base and loving the trains. Thanks @SatisfactoryAF http://pbs.twimg.com/media/D-6YXP7X4AARmqP.jpg
@phrecki There is no information on that yet!
A JACKAL. https://twitter.com/bammy292/status/1148223183272710144
@jembawls At a lighthouse durrrr
RT @SatisfactoryCN: #Satisfactory has a lot of content creators. In the past we highlighted a few, and here are some more that are killing…
Did you catch our studio tour video a couple weeks ago? If not, this is where the magic happens: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQ5EcI909Zs
RT @Dimisoo: Hey guys it's me again ⌒°(❛ᴗ❛)°⌒
Here's a fanart of @SatisfactoryAF I've been working on for a day. It's a completely destroye…
@DerekTigus And you’ve become a better person because of it.
@AlexDtp @jembawls @BustaSnutt idk try it an lemme know!
RT @Wobbzie: aight we goin live in 15mins with more @SatisfactoryAF getting started with trains...I hope I want to anyway..BUILD FASTER! *c…
RT @TRamatsu: 🔴Go sur @SatisfactoryAF faire tourner un peu la map communautaire ^^ il est temp de monter plein de truc lol . @SatisfactoryF…
@Chayification @m90Tom @jembawls Satisfarmory? Well now I know what the first DLC will be...
Did you see our notification on the epic launcher? It features @jembawls’ majestic art.
Did you spot it? http://pbs.twimg.com/media/D_M9O4LXkAARVW3.jpg
@_elkz @jembawls That’s how we get you
@CoffeeStainNrth @jembawls wtf
RT @Darkjuliet1: I've been playing @SatisfactoryAF for about a week and a half... 3 days ago I started my own save and have been doing ever…
RT @DarrenROP: This is a game about building and automating factories...
#Satisfactory http://pbs.twimg.com/media/D_NKwafXkAc0Zi0.jpg
share the most ridiculous feature suggestions and I will respond with “no”
@LudacrisGinger no
@Cryodrake0 whats that
@Librus107 no
@TheEszareth no
@TheEszareth Or delete save file
@Drakonite no
@texas931 no
@furer_juri no
@somWeirdMichael no
@BenthamPlays no
@GraphicGoht no
@SpicyTabloid no
@Kingluii33 no
@RexGoldwing no
@diwidog no
@F4ythi no
@Penoxi no
@Blubbsert no
@TitoR6S no
@Rhumge no
@reusto no
@MCAR1224 no
@Otaku073 yes
@LupisSicarius no
@q84243 delete save file
@KraigLooney no
@SirPerryYo no
@Albern__ no
@DJChizzles no
@Relics_R6 no
@VincentCercone okay
@sireisenblut no
@Foonerisms no
@joshhi20 no
@MarkL4YG no
@AceofDragons1 yes
@PhoenixFilmsJ79 no
@boiledroast no
@silcanit no. work hard not smart
@GandolfF12666 no
@DaMetaEX no
@kefran9 no
@foxy_legend hmm... no.
@boiledroast yes
@Per_Kingo no
@Drakonite no
@btrm98 no
@JagexShogun @SBegby hell no
@Odie_Coyote no
@KronaSamu no
@DocHospital no
@Max10188079047 no
@AdmiralKrull no
@antwon_jamal no
@BlackEagleOps no
@p1n36r0v3 What
@TristanaGW no
@FixxxerTV no
@ChaoticGeekCG no
@c_hartinger no
@dostatochno no
@tirelith @jembawls eww no
@PantsPantsless no
@Chubby_Cats22 no
@dege13 no. DLC hugs only
@AussieLuvtail no
@Jackkeane1102 no
@ProthvarGaming no
@BananaMantis no
@TigerzFangz no
@DragonForged63 @CriticalRole ask @HannahBeuger
@jfcap no
@ronnienotronny no
@RemnantMind no
@MrProfe60338961 no
@XD_Mitch no
@AkaSp1pp no
@GriegerMatheus no
@tropicalbrady no
@aragorn1202 no
@seePyou @SBegby @JagexShogun no
@Nighthawk_815 no
@JMCGaming93 no
@Tecnologer @Kingluii33 no
@Mopeh8 no
@TearlachTheMule no
@BradyBurns17 no
@BradyBurns17 no
@LukArthurion no
@Estridgecj no
@SteelmanaGaming no
@bloooo26 no
@markgatty112 no
@Lennystk no
@Cardanai @matthewmercer n-... ... ... yes
@drobec31 Expensive DLC for no character customisation
@DJSapp10 no
@HashNicTag no
@gamer_trem no
@ging3rbr34dgirl no but I like it
@Hayaweh no
@evcwally no
@M9A1_Gernsback no
@RFusade no
@ShadesInfluence @neotheshitman no
RT @FvgGranger: Trains, could it be, can I be a HOBO, going live on Twtich - https://www.twitch.tv/fvg_granger - come hang out and chill and chat wit…
@Cardanai @matthewmercer I’ll send @HannahBeuger
Do you think you’re Ninja Rockstar Coder looking to SHAKE UP the game industry? If so, then this job isn’t for you. You should probably just take a cold shower and lay off the sauce.
For everyone else, check the tweet below 🙃 https://twitter.com/nightghosthunt/status/1149758287996510215
RT @NightGhostHunt: Hey,
Hey you.
Do you know how to use #UnrealEngine?
Have you worked on a multiplayer game that has shipped?
Can you…
LoOkInG fOr A 10x eNgInEeR https://twitter.com/nightghosthunt/status/1149758287996510215
RT @TheReadPanda: Time for some @SatisfactoryAF We give up for now on 2 choo choos, apparently we don't have the dlc for the second Choo ye…
Please ask questions below because it’s my job to make you all feel engaged with but I won’t answer anything because I’m still on vacation.
So go ahead. I’m TOTALLY listening.
Pick whatever response feels best to you from the list below:
Great question.
I agree.
Cannot Confirm Or Deny™.
Chill out Becky.
Bugs can be reported at https://questions.satisfactorygame.com
2nd choo is DLC.
Lol yeah blame Simon.
I know right? @GoatSimulator really is a dogshit game.
RT @MiseryCop: Uma sequência de 10 lives do @SatisfactoryAF com uma das melhores experiências co-op EVER! Aqui imagens do nosso reator nucl…
You guys are freakin’ hilarious btw <3 <3 <3
@ricco1204 Bugs can be reported at https://questions.satisfactorygame.com
@Brain_error @TheAnon67 Chill out Becky.
RT @ninyn2: This makes me SO HAPPY. @letsgameitout
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jEjA00O8z0
HILARIOUS vid by @letsgameitout
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jEjA00O8z0
@JasonHorkles Done and shared!
RT @predbites: I am going back to my @SatisfactoryAF world to start on level 3 and 4 builds. I want to reach TRAINS!! why not join me on yo…
@timbadylak @Coffee_Stain Don’t do this shit to me Tim, c’mon.
OUYA.
SOON™. https://twitter.com/timbadylak/status/1151229075127750656
@timbadylak @BustaSnutt @Coffee_Stain Savage
face reveal at 60k followers
RT @SatisfactoryCN: We make #Satisfactory videos, not just articles! Here's a full video guide on how to add nuclear power to your factory,…
@CoffeeStainNrth 60k followers and I’ll reveal
RT @PlumYeti: More @SatisfactoryAF Building the New Base. Super Computers and beyond.
http://Twitch.TV/PlumYeti http://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video_thumb/D_rfc4eXsAEdrkl.jpg
🍆
am i doing this right https://twitter.com/EpicGames/status/1151529322827657217
Targeted attack on streamer by dev confirmed. https://twitter.com/timbadylak/status/1151509392757600257
RT @ninyn2: The first UI icon that ever made it into @SatisfactoryAF. I am never deleting this, ever. <3 http://pbs.twimg.com/media/D_quHZuWkAEW1HF.png
We pushed a new patch today but are rolling it back. We need to take care of a few things, then we'll push it again.
Also! One of our programmers, @Gafgar_D, has written a blog post about network optimisation!
Nerds can find the blog post here: https://www.satisfactorygame.com/blog
@Gafgar_D @timbadylak @SBegby ill get the gun
@Vectrobe @EpicGames i'm offended that you don't like my art
RT @songsofconquest: “We are truly a great people. This world is ruled by gold, trade and produce. And who controls that? We do! I say we m…
RT @Gafgar_D: Just published my first real blog, and got featured on @gamasutra :) That is always nice. If you are interested in network…
RT @timbadylak: So there is like 1000+ things we want to do with @SatisfactoryAF this is one part of how we figure out priority. This + gut…
PRODUCTION LEAKS https://twitter.com/timbadylak/status/1152229643002482688
RT @shadowslayer007: Live with @SatisfactoryAF #twitch #twitchtv #twitchstream #TwitchAffilate #SuperStarStreamers #streamer #gamer #gaymer…
@bigmike302 the food court is at the top of the space elevator
Dear everyone asking for bug fixes:
We’re on it.
Ehhh kind of.
Actually most of us are on vacation.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXblIR1BnIM
@PhilippaDanso Burn him.
@TheRyanKelly Almost, yeah.
@CoffeeStainNrth @jembawls @JustRoboX ...really? you cant believe he posted a kstew gif?
@TSHSmith :)
@Nekoplasma this is all i see http://pbs.twimg.com/media/EAFB635WsAExvf-.png
@JonathanHFW can you DM me a screenshot of the text in the crash reporter?
@pakinmaksim http://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video_thumb/EAFh6fgXsAIwwAM.jpg
RT @SatisfactoryCN: It's hard to believe sometimes that #Satisfactory is a factory game. We're pretty sure it's just a #screenshot generato…
@Baenz__1 this is a bug with the launcher. restart your pc and the launcher and sometimes that helps, but usually this fixes itself after some time.
sucks :(
@CmdrSpaceHyena there are no plans for console yet, but who knows what the future brings
@Baenz__1 this isnt a problem on our end. we dont have control over the launcher.
@Structed seems fine
Hey folks! I need some halp.
Arabic localisation text is broken and I wanted to see if there are any Arabic speaking folks out there who might know if it used to work at any point before?
tyty <3
@MustafaFasula do you remember if the arabic translation worked in the game in the past?
@RedPaintedPaw im in therapy okay
RT @BustaSnutt: The first episode of Game Dev Circle will come out on Friday and it will feature @SatisfactoryAF community manager: @jembaw…
@luckyace @xSgt_Pepperx is this some weird game of hangman?
@stickmanprime it can be played offline. the steps, unfortunately, are not super intuitive.
1) create a shortcut of the game's .exe file.
2) open the shortcuts properties and add -EpicPortal to the end of the "target" field
3) open the shortcut
@stickmanprime here is a vid, i've timestamped the relevant part: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTnpR-JLx9g&t=4m21s
Hi! Just another friendly reminder that - unlike FICSIT pioneers - the people at Coffee Stain don't work 24/7.
We work 8 hours a day, and we don't work on weekends.
I do my absolute best to respond to DMs etc. I think it is important. But sometimes it takes time.
<3 <3 <3
@Pepperbaer Something something family held hostage
@mattdarveniza http://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video_thumb/EAOMqHgXUAA7bKz.jpg
@GreylordGR sorry we decided to delay the game one week so that 1 person could take 10 seconds a day to tweet. http://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video_thumb/EAOVAT_XsAAnC0Q.jpg
@HankeyCamping ikr should be 40hrs a day
@CannibalHoliday thank you i really needed it
@DJ_Dunewolf hi! you can leave suggestions and/or bug reports on our QA site: https://questions.satisfactorygame.com/
@pbWeltenbauer well if you work fast 24/7 you get lettuce otherwise it's starvation for you
@KaZuKoda38 hi! all multiplayer optimisation is constantly being upgraded - including the train.
as for lights, they are actually INCREDIBLY hard to make. I know it might not seem like it. We want them, but they aren't in the plans just yet.
RT @BustaSnutt: Only 2 more days until the first episode of The Game Dev Circle premieres! Hear how @jembawls got started making games! htt…
real life lizard doggo 🦎🐶 http://pbs.twimg.com/ext_tw_video_thumb/1154003327677599744/pu/img/CfKvcHwUrRQCt9kX.jpg
@M_C_M_X_C_I_I yeah i can see that. but it just means we're clumsy 🤷
RT @maranble14: @SatisfactoryAF this is the real lizard dog go https://twitter.com/corraven/status/1153679200861114368
@pbWeltenbauer @CindysMomtwitch while there is no device in the suit to dispose of human soil, there IS a device to help minimise the smell.
instead of 10 shits smelling like 10 shits, the device makes any number of shits smell like 1 shit.
RT @BustaSnutt: Only 1(!) more day left until the first episode of Game Dev Circle premieres!!! Hear all about how @jembawls moved to Japan…
@Chayification @jembawls frame perfect boost kick cancers butt save the animals
RT @_ninyn: HEY @SatisfactoryAF fans! What would you like to see accessibility-wise; UI-scaling, font sizes, toggle-able options, feedback,…
@HowlingFear @_ninyn UI/accessibility feedback. for other suggestions: https://questions.satisfactorygame.com
@jembawls im so sorry germany
@Fendyen_Gaming @_ninyn chill out marc http://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video_thumb/EAZQr5oWkAUM9d9.jpg
@Daniel_J_Gray it's often because not everyone sees every tweet - but there are *some* folks who need reminding. but everyone is generally very understanding anyway :3
RT @BustaSnutt: Holy shit today's the day! First Game Dev Circle episode is coming out in little under 7 hours! 💜 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2JdPmTvQKg
.@BustaSnutt's Premiering tonight at 8pm CEST (6.5hrs from now)!
The first episode focuses on @jembawls (unfortunately) and his journey into game development. https://twitter.com/BustaSnutt/status/1154711614043697152
@L89David quick there's still time to get a refund
@Fendyen_Gaming @_ninyn hang in there marc
RT @BustaSnutt: Episode 1 of The Game Dev Circle featuring @jembawls will premiere in 2 hours! Join early and chat a little before it premi…
1 min https://twitter.com/jembawls/status/1154813436867596288
RT @BustaSnutt: HERE WE GOOO! 🎬 The first episode of The Game Dev Circle featuring @SatisfactoryAF community manager @jembawls is now avail…
Sometimes I forget how incredible this community is and I need to remind myself more often.
It's no secret that some communities can be pretty... rough... but this community is a real pleasure to work with.
Thank you! <3
[this tweet contains paid promotion]
@RoboSwe who's that
I ain’t afraid of no ghosts https://twitter.com/nightghosthunt/status/1155547797971750918
@jembawls More original than your existence
@jembawls It means shut up okay
Yay!! Only a few newer games have access to the cloud save feature so far - we are not one of them - but Soon™ for everyone! https://twitter.com/pcgamer/status/1155634046296350720
@Xtradi YES.
@Stilliedotcoza Yep!
RT @thatonevice: It's pretty neat when your game developers care more about your well being then you or others do @SatisfactoryAF https://t…
@Stilliedotcoza it works :3
@thegrazzman what's that
@Keith_Riko i assume so 👀
@PanossaYT @thatonevice it was developed by a rogue employee.
we are currently tracking them down.
Update time! This is on the Experimental version of the game. Will be pushing to the Early Access version once we fix up a small issue (HOPEFULLY™ tomorrow).
Here are the patch notes: https://www.reddit.com/r/SatisfactoryGame/comments/cjd4qn/patch_notes_early_access_experimental_v0217_build/
@AurlienEtienne5 we do see them all, but there is a lot so we cant get around to everything right away.
@KashinaKyzato @jembawls @BustaSnutt there is a channel on our discord server called #looking-for-group which is a good place to start to look for others to play with!
Our discord server: https://discord.gg/satisfactory
Getting reports of the new languages (Greek, Finnish, Dutch) not working and Korean still not displaying. Looking into it now.
To be real though It Works On My PC™ so you’re all wrong.
@acanthrite yes
RT @songsofconquest: Many of you have been asking how we create our 2.5D look. Here's a visual explanation of it from the side!
#gamedev #…
@Generickiwi Time for me to break English
INCREDIBLE spire thingy made by Discord user tonsok#3099.
This is what happens when the magic happens. http://pbs.twimg.com/media/EAuuuTPWsAE21UP.jpg
@Hodylu ohh! what is that?
tokyo skytree! my bad, i didnt recognise it.
RT @SatisfactoryDE: Guten Abend liebe @SatisfactoryAF-Community, vor kurzem wurde ein weiterer Patch veröffentlicht. Die deutschen Patch No…
😍 https://twitter.com/giant_seb/status/1156338210940903424
Did you know about our Discord server? If not, you can check it out at https://discord.gg/satisfactory
We have a lot of lovely people there of all different shapes and sizes. Some are big, some are small, some are fancy, some are toxic, and some are breathtaking.
Consider joining! http://pbs.twimg.com/media/EAxCX2JWsAEOtWU.jpg
@Squiiddish do you have a controller plugged into your PC?
@LivingFlameYT he paid us
@_hypersapien then dont join! that's totally fine ezpz
Hi! Are you going to Gamescom? Because I (@jembawls) will be. Might see you there 😘
RT @xSgt_Pepperx: LIVE!
Time to build!!! 10GW Nuclear power coming right up @ http://www.twitch.tv/xsgtpepperx via @Twitch @SatisfactoryAF #SPLH #t…
@PC_BabyKurama whats the difference?
if you don't love them at their worst you don't deserve them at their best https://twitter.com/TinaTiel/status/1156911645937012737
Trust me, people won’t be mad. You’re fiiiine. https://twitter.com/ooblets/status/1156958973016174592
@jock94491 It's like a community chat group thingy! https://discord.gg
@TheCycleGame @jembawls @IndieArenaBooth you gave kstew gif pls i want to visit
@arvidep Yeah we did get a raise...
From your credit card details! http://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video_thumb/EA53B6FWwAAxXs8.jpg
@arvidep this is the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me regarding stolen credit card details :3
RT @Gaohmee: I'm losing my shit right now because there is apparently a first person Factorio game mixed with NMS and it's called SATISFACT…
@Gaohmee Eh... it’s okay.
@CoffeeStainNrth @LAW3TV pipes when
RT @shadowslayer007: Live with @SatisfactoryAF join me for another episode of “I have no idea what the hell im doing.” #twitch #TwitchAffil…
@LAW3TV @TheChaseLemon @Johnpaulbrown01 @CoffeeStainNrth @Coffee_Stain @JoeySalads @Ninja @shroud @TTfue can my buddy @SBegby join? He's new in town and is having trouble making friends.
@Haigen64 It’s not big enough
@Haigen64 sweet jesus
RT @sporkerific: Live soon for @satisfactoryaf this fine Sunday. Working on our secondary factory in the Grasslands. See you there!
#satis…
@AlbihnHenrik @EpicGames wtf ramlahj, no.
how about you buy us dinner and pay our rent we got a deal?
RT @LAW3TV: It's time....
Let's hope it's @SatisfactoryAF
http://law3.tv
Been looking forward to this... FIRST EVER PLAY!!
Mor…
@CoffeeStainNrth @CoffeeStainNrth will you ever release me on steam
You: fix bugs
Us: calm down we’re really busy http://pbs.twimg.com/ext_tw_video_thumb/1158292406019723264/pu/img/9d6mv7dTdZFKGoVc.jpg
@CoffeeStainNrth ok thank you i love your game
@jembawls very funny
@GeoffreyWlotzka FICSIT Inc. reminds you not to ask questions.
RT @xSgt_Pepperx: So I think this ended up looking pretty awesome
@SatisfactoryAF http://pbs.twimg.com/media/EBNcO6WWkAEkCtN.jpg
New update on experimental! Does it contain pipes?! #clickbait
Patch notes:
https://www.reddit.com/r/SatisfactoryGame/comments/cmcdbd/patch_notes_early_access_experimental_v0219_build/
@kefran9 thats a big ass sentence kef
@jembawls @big_merrifield Jace made some optimisations.
@jembawls @Legion495 @big_merrifield I do
RT @songsofconquest: "I dream of the golden days of the Empire, when all was right and good. The Empress guides us and with Her blessing an…
@G_C_Podcast @Coffee_Stain dont forget to pee and poo!
@CoffeeStainNrth @GoatSimulator who are u
Did you know about our Discord server? If not, you can check it out at https://discord.gg/satisfactory
We have a lot of lovely people there of all different shapes and sizes. Some are big, some are small, some are fancy, some are toxic, and some are breathtaking.
Consider joining!
@BustaSnutt female main character where male this game is SJW political
@ImJimmyAu http://pbs.twimg.com/media/EBiauuDVUAAcc_g.jpg
@Per_Kingo http://pbs.twimg.com/media/EBibSdwU8AAuUSK.jpg
@Xanys_Lecix http://pbs.twimg.com/media/EBibkHjVAAIJV0n.jpg
@GMorPC http://pbs.twimg.com/media/EBib8a6VUAAS9Pd.jpg
@imfatalty http://pbs.twimg.com/media/EBicW2BU4AEEhaT.jpg
@Tomvanharmelen http://pbs.twimg.com/media/EBic593XoAEXd7e.jpg
@HandlePhilipp http://pbs.twimg.com/media/EBidljPUIAELY84.jpg
@Schelokov_Alex http://pbs.twimg.com/media/EBid-j-XoAkRL_8.jpg
@Gommash deposit here http://pbs.twimg.com/media/EBifydcXoAAr4r4.png
@LivingFlameYT http://pbs.twimg.com/media/EBif5jEWkAEFxrx.jpg
@L_Thiago http://pbs.twimg.com/media/EBigDcAXoAAUnQ6.png
@punkfac3kid http://pbs.twimg.com/media/EBigfzfXUAAFBUe.jpg
@Mondanzo @SBegby http://pbs.twimg.com/media/EBig-sQXsAArlop.png
@sideshowashley http://pbs.twimg.com/media/EBih69CWkAA4I1f.jpg
@Ayyd1n currently, no. the only thing to do is share the save with each other. it isn't ideal, of course, and are looking to improve this.
@Hayell_22 http://pbs.twimg.com/media/EBii4C1W4AEM-aI.jpg
@gamer_trem http://pbs.twimg.com/media/EBikHGFWkAE2fis.jpg
@PotemaQuest http://pbs.twimg.com/media/EBik65nX4AEIkte.png
@HeroicReplicas http://pbs.twimg.com/media/EBiljh3XoAAskeo.jpg
Alrighty folks I had fun sharing screenshots of future features!
However, I've been told that we just updated Experimental for those of you who love to live life on the edge!
Patch notes here:
https://www.reddit.com/r/SatisfactoryGame/comments/co3xh2/patch_notes_early_access_experimental_v02111/
@PotemaQuest these are the ones on the walkways. Those ones will be changed into this in a future update.
@GurtGoo @EpicGames Gifting functionality is on their roadmap so hopefully it'll come sooner rather than later!
For the moment the only way is via using paysafecards which are like gift cards. just take note of the fees included.
@dragonfax @ErgoDemise can i have some
@sean_tucker okay
if we werent planning console versions before we sure are now http://pbs.twimg.com/media/EB1dFvvWkAAK8i7.png
ouya first
no but for real i think this guy was just having fun. i thought it was great <3
@Heckermen03 ok in 2 days
@Nerothos640 whats that
@thekellen17 it can hardly run on a jacked up PC, the switch stands no chance
@AnyTreet ill do it at lunch. subway in 1 hand, porting to atari with the other
@goalcam ur hired
@Binkenstein get out binkenstein
@PrettzL soon soon. its on epic's roadmap.
@TheToonPhantom programmers basically do everything in C++. designer/ui/sound etc. use blueprints
RT if you're not surprised that @GoatSimulator is in this article http://pbs.twimg.com/media/EB4gDhbWsAEHO5-.jpg
@ParadiseDecay hmm thanks for this. ill pass this on.
@jbb1996_jb FICSIT employees are required to work regardless of physical or mental state.
@Allyssa1892 @EpicGames http://pbs.twimg.com/media/EB6kWp0WkAA0j7c.png
RT @devolverdigital: TIRED: Begging for free game codes from publishers.
WIRED: Setting up a GoFundMe to purchase one copy of the game for…
can we be friends @devolverdigital
please i have no one else
@Bjvbh1 @devolverdigital its time to feed the poor bjvbh
@Th3_Jock3R @devolverdigital @steam_games who?
@tenaciousrif @devolverdigital that'll do, thanks isaac <3
@FinalCipher @devolverdigital wth i describe them as 'the one that got away'
looks like everyone loses.
@Th3_Jock3R @devolverdigital @steam_games i dont get it 🤷
@ParadiseDecay sure man give me a minute
@devolverdigital http://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video_thumb/EB7HrnDXYAArDX5.jpg
Good news: One of us will be at gamescom on 22nd & 23rd
Bad news: It's Jace (@jembawls)
If you're a dev/CM/Content Creator, feel free to DM Jace and see if we can hook something up?
If you're a visitor, Jace will be walking around. Follow Jace for live info if you wanna say hi http://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video_thumb/EB6sDmfXsAASYVd.jpg
@LeandroIlustra @jembawls no we dont have a booth or anything. :x
RT @BustaSnutt: Hey gang! I'll be doing a programming stream on @SatisfactoryAF tomorrow where I'll be prototyping a somewhat requested Qua…
@dienter2 aww ill try <3
@NotSmoke587 @Coffee_Stain @CoffeeStainNrth ...clean? ... coffee stains?
i dont get it.
@ShadowlEagle @jembawls unfortunately, yes.
@Constant_Corpse this is how FICSIT destroys the competition
RT @BustaSnutt: I'll be streaming while working on @SatisfactoryAF in 4 hours! I'll be protoyping a bit of quality of life stuff! #HackingT…
@BustaSnutt will also be releasing a video on our youtube channel after the stream :3
@Lunarplasma @BustaSnutt Oof Snutt doesn't need Stack Overflow.
Jace does.
@Brain_error @BustaSnutt we dont do it super often but we're trying to organise more!
Hey everybody! Lots of content today!
@BustaSnutt is now live! He is streaming himself prototyping some new stuff :sunglasses:
After the stream there will also be a new video on our youtube channel 🤙🏽
https://twitch.tv/coffeestainstudiosdevs
New video! Today I'm checking out our Subreddit (r/SatisfactoryGame).
There's a LOT of cool things going on there so I figured I'd highlight some of them to you all!
1 like = 1 reddit
1 RT = 1 karma
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_dO2omTyJI
sign up to get keys before simon does https://twitter.com/NightGhostHunt/status/1162073104174239744
Viennetta DLC confirmed https://twitter.com/andy_park/status/1161952833777700864
@tenaciousrif Does this happen in all display modes? (windowed, bordlerless, fullscreen)
@crazy_richie83 sign up and find out :3
@TrilogyGGs something along these lines has already been considered and i think it will go in at some point
@fadylace @Zewindyyc @Subnautica NMS is better, no need to play satisfactory
@PhilippaDanso guam :(
@LucasOlling http://pbs.twimg.com/media/ECFDAetUYAAW1zZ.jpg
@MCenderdragonxD DLC confirmed
@DavidJGBooth we've moved on to Viennetta
RT @Switch_Inc_: hey guys live now with some @SatisfactoryAF lets jump back into some automation fun here @WatchMixer https://t.co/brtLDQa…
RT @timbadylak: Baby lizard doggo 🤔 https://twitter.com/41Strange/status/1162083764383522816
RT @shmitz: My kingdom (@SatisfactoryAF ): http://pbs.twimg.com/media/ECUHA9OU8AA_vMc.jpg
@BARTFREEZ this is cooool!!
exclusive satisfactory goodies btw https://twitter.com/jembawls/status/1163417828705341441
@Brain_error most likely not :x
@xjadewarrior codes!? this isn't a charity. $300.
RT @nerd_foundry: Feeding the addiction!
@satisfactoryaf n00b going pro, only on @WatchMixer
http://mixer.com/nfgCodex
#NFGArmy https://t…
RT @NightGhostHunt: We went from 1,300 followers today to 2,000.
We couldn't have done it without all of you. ♥ http://pbs.twimg.com/media/ECX9qeNXoAE8uxP.jpg
RT @Switch_Inc_: hey guys live now with some @SatisfactoryAF Lets Sort the quartz we got the last time @WatchMixer https://mixer.com/Switch_Inc…
THIS PERSON MADE A SHIP. Visit the reddit post for more pics.
https://www.reddit.com/r/SatisfactoryGame/comments/cfru62/tanker_ready/ http://pbs.twimg.com/media/ECZzqDxXYAAiEoZ.jpg
@wintersglitch aww you're right, i hate wording things that way.
@ikorbln boop: https://www.reddit.com/r/SatisfactoryGame/comments/bqu0vn/how_to_make_a_circle_for_dummies/
We updated the main Early Access version to be the same as Experimental!
The full patch notes on what changed on the Early Acces branch can be found here: https://www.reddit.com/r/SatisfactoryGame/comments/csybkf/patch_notes_early_access_v02112_build_103400/
🍑
RT @SatisfactoryCN: Did you know that Mercer Spheres in #Satisfactory are actually named after voice actor and general nerd, Matthew Mercer…
This is how Jace never made it to MASSAGE-2(AB) b https://twitter.com/jembawls/status/1164087705288003584
RT @jembawls: Goodies tomorrow will contain some prototype merch (no plushies). Just testing some stuff out. Prints limited to what I’m giv…
Hey btw I think we will get plushies at some point but I don’t know when. Working on it!
600000000000000000 RTs for plushies
@jembawls Go die then
@HeroicReplicas Are they sofa cushions lol
Also a constructor plushie would be cute, no? It’s like all small and soft and it’s like “imma make things :3”
@goalcam What’s that
@Fliipp What’s that
@jakeacappella Lol Limestone would be bad
@ConnerLeo That’s amazing
@AriVanider Yes :3
@Torbin_GG Oh of course, I didn’t say doggo plushie since it was a given but yes, lizard doggo 100%.
@Fliipp I don’t get it
@Torbin_GG Challenge accepted Torbin
@Fliipp http://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video_thumb/ECgFncuXUAAUtH7.jpg
@jembawls Can someone please fire this guy?
@LivingFlameYT Yes
@Brain_error I want it as much as you do! ...maybe
@goalcam I’d rather die than talk to jace
RT @SatisfactoryCN: #Satisfactory has some pretty strong elements of humor, so it should come as no surprise that there are plenty of fun E…
Everyone: PIPES!
Me: https://twitter.com/tuxedolabs/status/1164247414624182272
RT @jembawls: I’m at gamescom! I won’t tell you where I am yet as I need to meet some specific folks but if you find me you better remember…
RT @Buson94: Got all the goodies, just a selfie with @jembawls is left, didn't want to keep him away from going to his appointment ^^ #game…
RT @TriNityGER: @jembawls @SatisfactoryAF group selfie with jace having a helmet on :D http://pbs.twimg.com/media/EClaLWCXUAAGs_A.jpg
RT @ImKibitz: @SatisfactoryAF This is probably the greatest thing I've built yet in Satisfactory
https://youtu.be/yP9r3fXxgDo
@ImKibitz O__________O
RT @NightGhostHunt: Jeff Bezos managing Amazon's day to day business via the astral plane.
(3037, colorized)
Ready to hunt some Ghosts? J…
@jembawls @PlattypusA Pathetic.
See this? You guys see this?
This is what it looks like when you’re about to be sued. https://twitter.com/thecyclegame/status/1164813422174695424
RT @jembawls: Indie game arena booth suing the cycle come see me! https://twitter.com/jembawls/status/1164441870153523200
@TheCycleGame @wolf_wadim @jembawls Sounds like something he would do.
RT @jembawls: 4pm at the piazza! I do have some loot but it’s not the super super cool stuff but it’s something.
@TheCycleGame @wolf_wadim @jembawls Disgusting.
Tbh though you can keep him.
RT @lordsp: Thanks @jembawls for the loot! http://pbs.twimg.com/media/ECuk6gIX4AASgEo.jpg
RT @jembawls: So now that I have a second to myself waiting for my plane at the gate, a thread about gamescom (1/8582985781999899999999)
@Aussie_Gunbunny @Pims_pappadag We pay them in exposure.
Exposure to radiation.
.@TheCycleGame are trying REALLY hard to get on our good side so that we don’t sue.
This won’t work. http://pbs.twimg.com/media/ECvGAstWwAQrRbb.jpg
@TheCycleGame Go away
@PotemaQuest @NoMansSky Now THERE’S a hot take
Luv you Sean and the team!
@CoffeeStainNrth #FakeNews
@timbadylak Because you’re a weirdo
@SnyggLich @TheCycleGame You already have for asking that question
@engineers_feed Stop leaking our graphics update
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IeYAFCJ0N3I
[LEAK] In-game screenshot of a rumoured update that will allow players to hold 2 nuts at the same time.
(Source: discord user Robb#6731) http://pbs.twimg.com/media/ECxKWGuWwAIi6Nh.jpg
@Sniper543216 We’re working in priority order
RT @Binkenstein: If you start playing @SatisfactoryAF you too can spend hours building platforms & train stations while also making walls h…
RT @CptDreadbeard: Thanks to all you amazing people for this loot. I am glad i got this, when i couldnt get myself something! @SilverFoxyPa…
One of our fellow Coffee Stain family members, @lavapotion, are holding an AMA right now! They're the folks working on @songsofconquest which looks dope.
I say it looks dope so that I don't get fired but also it actually really does.
https://www.reddit.com/r/pcgaming/comments/cvkqxn/songs_of_conquest_a_classic_adventure_strategy/
@lavapotion @songsofconquest their discord: https://discordapp.com/invite/soc
@Airlessmean @lavapotion @songsofconquest hopefully at some point. not at the moment, it is incredibly hard to do.
@EViLGUARD2 @lavapotion @songsofconquest works for me :x
https://www.songsofconquest.com/
@EViLGUARD2 @lavapotion @songsofconquest aww :( tried a different browser?
@Flips_x @lavapotion @songsofconquest lay off the sauce flips
RT @RoughNeck2C: So I know there's people out there with bigger and better factories but I'm very proud of what i have built in @Satisfacto…
@RoughNeck2C NICE.
this is really cool but please go outside and get some fresh air and sunlight <3 https://twitter.com/papasnusi/status/1166061452664430592
RT @voxymoron: best loot of #gamescom2019 is from @SatisfactoryAF - I lick it very much! http://pbs.twimg.com/media/EC9nD8pWwAIxU85.jpg
@RealTyrellPlayz no idea
@xKamikaze666 it's... it's beautiful 😭
RT @CptDreadbeard: Love this coin! Pure Satisfactory humor! @SatisfactoryAF @jembawls @Coffee_Stain http://pbs.twimg.com/media/EC_mqQGX4AA8aDX.jpg
Have you seen these AWESOME coins we gave away at gamescom?
A lot of folks have asked if they can get them, like if they can buy them or whatever.
Unfortunately that’s not possible as we’re fresh out of the coins.
None left.
100% of them are gone. http://pbs.twimg.com/media/EDC_PJRXsAE8lxZ.jpg
@Pims_pappadag we'll do our best :3
@megaweasel4 workin on it!
ill send you an invisible one
@Toged1e http://pbs.twimg.com/media/EDDRQXGWsAE22aX.png
@serphilith @sireisenblut @duck1123 The way we send it is we don't send it.
@AwesomeMark5 sorry one sec, levelling my Slayer level in Runescape
@abstractslug me neither :(
@Dom_Ninja_Wood Soon soon
RT @RoughNeck2C: Hey crazies, we just went #live on #twitch playing @SatisfactoryAF and will be finishing my train operated factory! Come o…
People still asking if they can get a coin.
No, you can’t. As you can see in the image there are literally zero left.
@Haigen64 All gone 🤷♀️
@TrueSnowmanGame ill give you everything we have left
k done enjoy
Just letting you know we’re working on Update #3
Have a nice day everyone <3 http://pbs.twimg.com/ext_tw_video_thumb/1167012966308470784/pu/img/FoU9YckDQjQTFdpq.jpg
@MatthewSchell2 he's tired @SBegby :3
@jembawls @RabidCadaver no
@luulubuu @jembawls @RabidCadaver no
@lalomartins Eww people do that?
@SBegby @seePyou @MatthewSchell2 Right account gawsh I’m a professional
@PantsPantsless Epic, even.
@_SuperNovaShaun Already better than @jembawls factory
@grailbh i dont understand the question
theyre called simon https://twitter.com/FrameshiftShark/status/1167379416919552002
@jembawls I know how to lighten your work load:
Quit.
A new video!
It's just some info/progress updates on Update #3, Merch, QA site + more. Honestly not anything too exciting but I just wanna keep y'all updated :3
1 like = 1 Update
1 RT = 1 lizard doggo plushie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urT0gI_cP04
Btw @jembawls I like how you spent 45 mins on the background music only to mute it before exporting the video.
@TheCycleGame It’s true, it does get nasty down there. We had our drop pod sequence stolen.
@timbadylak @jembawls This would be the limit of jace’s artistic ability, but in this case he just screwed up again.
@p4web_de @TheCycleGame @jembawls How about you just take him away and we call it even? I’ll even throw in lizard doggo and the cash money we got from our epic exclusivity deal
.@jembawls https://twitter.com/grandeshorny/status/1111760075872497664
@jembawls I assumed he was already in there
@lechd Ever? probably
RT @RoughNeck2C: I have officially found my new addiction in @SatisfactoryAF and that is trains! Also, I have been popping around #twitch a…
@MrDrunkMunki @RoughNeck2C #FakeNews
RT @BustaSnutt: If you haven't seen the interview I did with @jembawls on how he got started with #gamedev in Japan, then here's where you…
AWESOME Factory/Base/Jeff Bezos' House by Discord user Emote#0791!!! http://pbs.twimg.com/media/EDhq1FrXoAAlXas.jpg
@zaphosting @Spaacecore1 yikes you're driving a hard bargain...
RT @papasnusi: Let me know what you think about the Spiral, Train Engineering at it`s best in @SatisfactoryAF https://youtu.be/wxoZV6NueP0
RT @DoingOutstandin: I just posted a podcast of me and @jembawls @SatisfactoryAF https://youtu.be/emiurKOBOJI
Hey folks FYI we are working on the train bugs (amongst other bugs). We are also working on cloud saves.
So, not sure when the next update will be out. Maybe late next week, maybe later, maybe never, but in any case we can all Blame @SBegby for no reason at all. http://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video_thumb/EDoN36NWkAA5x8I.jpg
@shasofanX @SBegby yep working on that
@2019Walter no plans for that at this stage
@HilmanRCSA @SBegby no it wont in this update :x
@TheToonPhantom @SBegby and look how happy they are in the gif!!
@BLYFACTOR @SBegby all you need is to believe and have confidence http://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video_thumb/EDoSW5CW4AAOlDf.jpg
@Gommash @SBegby what are they?
@jembawls @maquannas I strongly advise against putting Jace on a panel
let's try something different: roast @jembawls http://pbs.twimg.com/media/EDrtMy4X4AAxJn-.png
@theweird1ne a social construct!
@jembawls @CoffeeStainNrth You rang?
@toxicc274 @TwitterGaming @Minecraft @survivetheark more like minecraft, shit minecraft, dinosaur minecraft
Hey folks! We've updated our roadmap.
Unfortunately we really can't be too specific on things. You can read more about why on the roadmap.
https://www.satisfactorygame.com/#roadmap-section
(if the link doesn't take you directly to the roadmap, just click "Roadmap" at the top of the page)
@jembawls you did this, fool.
@Pret0r1an hahaha there WAS an update + an explanation which will hopefully help some folks understand. And I will be paying more attention to keeping it up to date now.
Really do wish I could give you all more info, I really do.
@Flips_x there will still be smaller updates along the way including bug fixes etc.!
@Corran1327 [ALMOST DIED]
@mrvanelder sorry, nothing concrete to report :x
@Aaronflint1 more than what is listed there
@Wheezy__T before dedicated servers and mod support
Hey folks! Gonna film another developer highlight video. Who do you want me to interview?
@Dannyhouse21 okay
@UncleBod more than 3
@Carsten_Schrank sure! and share it with us if you do :D
RT @NightGhostHunt: Did you miss #PAXWest? Fear not! We have some pictures and a nice little write up about our 2nd time being at an event.…
@jerome7682 We do optimize and fix bugs in every single update.
However *only* optimizing will create bugs and poorer performance as content is added later. (premature optimization)
Also if content isn't added then we cannot iterate on the game's design which is needed to make games fun.
@Sk00m4 unfortunately, you have the two the wrong way around
Okay! I asked you which developer you wanted me to highlight in an upcoming video and the results are in!
3211 of you have made your voices clear in a landslide victory for Simon.
I will try get the video out later this week. Not sure when I'll get around to doing Hannah's vid. https://twitter.com/SatisfactoryAF/status/1169950035137781760 http://pbs.twimg.com/media/ED4eqMUWwAA6nq1.png
🖕 http://pbs.twimg.com/media/ED4fWaRWwAAy0Ff.png
@BustaSnutt i wish
@nefferus_black nope.
i could pretend that i planned for this and that im a genius but im not and it was just a coincidence.
this was an accident btw im not that clever
RT @CptDreadbeard: #Werbung You want to win a game key for @SatisfactoryAF? Or Gamescom Skins for @TheCycleGame? Then join my giveaway star…
@d34dp1x3l i dont know. the poll was only about dedicated servers/mod support
@MaxJulkunen @FelixInfintum @jembawls correct! i just didn't want to hurt hannah's/hannah-voters' feelings too bad.
@rjdavis09 we dont have cloud save support yet but are currently working on it. What likely happened here was that the game was on your SSD but the save files were on another drive.
glad you still have your save!!
OMG THIS ARRIVED TODAY!
Amazing lizard doggo made by @Thomasvanderpol! Thank you so much 😍
also markus had to lick it idk why 🤷♀️
Smash RT to peer pressure Thomas into mass producing and distributing lizard doggos in exchange for a sense of pride and accomplishment! Or don’t. http://pbs.twimg.com/media/EEB-hy4XUAEdFWP.jpg
@RealSilencer369 @Thomasvanderpol give them a tasty treat :)
@ppcqua @jembawls @Thomasvanderpol dont encourage him
Live stream today!
@jembawls will be streaming some video editing of Simon's upcoming developer highlight video - the one you voted for! So you can get a sneak peak of that 😉
3pm CEST @ https://twitch.tv/coffeestainstudiosdevs
@Flips_x @jembawls no
@MelficeSilesius @jembawls im not touching this
okay jk the developer highlight is with @HannahBeuger on Level Design.
Live in 1 hour! https://twitter.com/SatisfactoryAF/status/1171351762470674434
Pre-stream is live! Consider coming along to watch awkward frame pauses on Hannah’s face. https://twitter.com/satisfactoryaf/status/1171351762470674434
Hey folks we have 2 new job openings: Art Director and VFX Artist!
You can find more info here: https://www.coffeestainstudios.com/jobs
I'm applying for Art Director (my portfolio below). If you want to apply for art director you'll need something better than me otherwise you have no chance. http://pbs.twimg.com/media/EELghMIXoAE76mr.jpg
We had to fix a bug with our front door.
We'll start on the trains now. http://pbs.twimg.com/media/EEL5IxAXYAEp1Bz.png
@Rekalty wtf
@paul_flart Fart Director manages the Fartists
@HandlePhilipp yikes Philipp
@Maelstromeous @jembawls Soon soon
@BustaSnutt @Rekalty I’m suspicious
Yep, Fluoride.
the government's controlling your miiind maaaannnn https://twitter.com/DavidNohejl/status/1171889684701728773
@JD_Play5 @HannahBeuger probably but we opted for a nobelisk instead
@indentcompsci @BustaSnutt @Rekalty get out dad
@MASTER20GAME they're saved here:
C:\Users\[YOUR USERNAME]\AppData\Local\FactoryGame\Saved\SaveGames
@limixn321 http://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video_thumb/EEP2rwAXkAAWIjR.jpg
Hey do you like the 3D art in the game? Say some nice words and I’ll show the 3D team <3
@ShadowlEagle i said "nice" words
@xXAcantheaXx But 2D art is simple it has 1 less dimension. How hard could that be.
Also Real Talk: just in case you haven’t seen it we have developer highlights of our:
- Concept Artist, Sofi: https://youtu.be/PkozY8_q-LE
- UI Dev, Nathalie: https://youtu.be/SslJr_Fv6qw
RT @SatisfactoryCN: Did you catch this livestream of Jace editing a video? Just remember, this is what he was doing instead of fixing train…
RT @jembawls: Eeee thanks for streaming our game @Jonathan_Blow!!
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/480700542
Eyy!
Here’s a quick and dirty update vid about dedicated servers/mod support as well as some info about an upcoming minor patch (includes new features too!)
RT to expand lizard doggo life expectancy👨🏽🦳
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3m74qGSYK4
RT @Asneakyninja1: @jembawls @BustaSnutt as evidence ;) https://www.reddit.com/r/SatisfactoryGame/comments/d3s8ig/90_chance_snutt_screwed_up_gif_form/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x http://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video_thumb/EEXFrurXoAAAtDC.jpg
So we get a lot of folks sharing screenshots of clean & complex factories, mega structures, and beautiful scenery.
We’ve also seen the filthiest spaghetti factories known to mankind.
Share your most “satisfactory” screenshots. Can be anything, but it needs to be average AF. http://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video_thumb/EEZ2cR5WkAAYN9X.jpg
I’m hoping for Satisfactory related but you do you folks
@TheEszareth Yeah, *relatively* average but it’s better than any shitty factory I’ve made!
@M_C_M_X_C_I_I ...mom?
RT @OddsCrazyStuff: @SatisfactoryAF 39 train track spiral. Solves the hill issue, till train elevator gets made. http://pbs.twimg.com/media/EEbT9wAXUAIK0FC.jpg
@ikkarihellsing This is very average. I approve ✅
@gamer_trem Simon*
RT @SatisfactoryDE: Kleines Update von Jace, wo er über Dedizierte Server und Mod-Support spricht aber auch einige Info's über den nächsten…
@CptDreadbeard @gheed_com @TheCycleGame i didnt win? :(
Haigen is amongst Coffee Stain’s earliest fans! From testing early builds of Sanctum 2 (in which we named a character after him) to creating the Satisfactory subreddit - he’s stood by us through thick and thin
Haigen visited the studio recently and we shot a little video. Enjoy! https://twitter.com/haigen64/status/1173334502984187904
RT @Samueras: I made a new Guide. This time about everything you can build to move between floors. From Simple Stairs to Killing Elevators…
Coffee Stain North https://twitter.com/CoffeeStainNrth/status/1173577654433394689
@jembawls Oh fuck off.
@jembawls @Legion495 Eww no
@Sharlock93 @Coffee_Stain oooh!! glad you're enjoying that game and it's super cool to have reignited that spark :D
@bk800_hg31666 @HannahBeuger do you know anything about this?
RT @KGRussellJerome: @SatisfactoryAF HAHAHAHAHA Playable Lizard Doggo!!!! http://pbs.twimg.com/media/EEtb5TuX4AAgeZr.jpg
@SCOTCHBOXVR i see nothing wrong
@KGRussellJerome @BustaSnutt nut
@MvdH74169613 a few people have asked for this, ill poke around
RT @MarcioHuser: @SatisfactoryAF Passing through :) http://pbs.twimg.com/media/EEzANSMX4AEg2WI.jpg
Hey folks I want to do this and release it for free (like we did with lizard doggo) but our artists are too busy to create a 3D printing-ready version at the moment.
Anyone willing to volunteer to convert the constructor model into something suitable for 3D printing? https://twitter.com/MvdH74169613/status/1174606098084577281
I'm not 100% sure how it works but the last time we did it with doggo our artist put quite a bit of work into upping the quality of the model and also making adjustments so that it would print well.
Also, Lizard Doggo 3D data can be found for free here:
https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1VusiXIEeLsX5Rn1nDWXKnO5Z5ImagtHG
@DaMetaEX oh right
PS. I'm an idiot, they weren't asking about files for 3D printing. But still, some folks have and I still wanna do it :3
@timbadylak Put it in the planning then you COWARD
Did you know we had a twitch channel? Because it is live right now. Markus will be doing a programming stream!
Check it out here: https://www.twitch.tv/coffeestainstudiosdevs
@MisterTechnik whats wrong with 13:38 huh?
Thanks everyone who hung out on the programming stream! And now even more nerd stuff.
@BustaSnutt wrote a dev blog about Cloud Saves that will be in the next Experimental update next week. The way saves work will change so check this out to learn more:
https://www.satisfactorygame.com/blog
@BustaSnutt #BackUpYourSaves
@OkoCNella @BustaSnutt #BackUpYourSaves then make a new one then #BackUpYourSave
@TheCycleGame I watched 2 seconds of this clip then called our lawyer
@BustaSnutt @MarcioHuser @ImKibitz #FireSnutt
@Anders0lesen Okay I’ll hit you up soon
In other news, THQ Daddy changed their name to Embracer Daddy.
Now, if everyone could reply below and help convince them to buy me a Ferrari because it’s my 16th birthday that’d be great.
https://embracer.com/release/thq-nordic-becomes-embracer-group-to-clarify-group-structure-and-strategy/
Should we release the train fixes/cloud saves patch to the Experimental branch early or should we wait and build hype?
@jembawls There is so much cancer in your display picture it blows my mind
@PlattypusA @jembawls I’d rather die than touch that freak
RT @JD_Play5: Its done, Another interview with @jembawls Finding out all sorts of info about whats coming in @SatisfactoryAF We covered Lot…
@cmdrpiratekami ;)
RT @SatisfactoryAF: Should we release the train fixes/cloud saves patch to the Experimental branch early or should we wait and build hype?
@Kromen34 Now?
@g3rch_ green energy has been an idea we've had from the very beginning. could be interesting to see how it affects different play styles.
as for whether it's coming or not, i cant say :)
I like it 🙂 https://twitter.com/VulgarrViking/status/1175818089432342528
@OdeToJamie_ @jembawls wtf
there's still time to get in on this poll and have your say! https://twitter.com/SatisfactoryAF/status/1175387457392693250
RT @mrvanelder: Behold, Radio Control Unit Land - A hodgepodge of experimental design principles😬@SatisfactoryAF http://pbs.twimg.com/media/EFIrSzQWwAEgzfU.jpg
@mrvanelder NICE
Shit game good tweet https://twitter.com/goatsimulator/status/1176110731734990848
@MrKingfisherDK we've confirmed at least 1 large monster coming in update 3!
(this image is from our Reveal Trailer video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_lmP8jYVLs) http://pbs.twimg.com/media/EFNsXP4WwAEH89x.jpg
but how could they do that on the epic launcher when no one uses it amirite https://twitter.com/zhugeex/status/1176105247506386945
@Kampftroll1 Fortnite?
@jembawls No one likes you Jace
@TheRealBrobie Yes
@GraphicGoht holy shit you got me
@Melmeldragon i think we will do that at some point! cosmetics to make the factory feel more at home is a great idea.
Not sure when though :x
RT @ewanwilson4: Latest is on the rise of survival-building games. These days I feel there's a real existential urge to get our digital han…
RT @RSN_Freud: Going live now at http://twitch.tv/letsrambell streaming @SatisfactoryAF from scratch! Come chill and tell us how bad we are doin…
The next minor patch is out!
Mass dismantle, train fixes, and cloud saves! But there is a lot of info about cloud saves that you might need to know... So in this video @BustaSnutt walks you through it all.
1 like = 1 train
1 RT = 1 lizard doggo burrito
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1LfyNfuMVQ
shit I forgot to say it’s out on experimental, not the main branch
@nite97m @BustaSnutt Not yet’ but our goal is to have them by the major update #3 which is scheduled for December.
@ATwitchEmote @BustaSnutt No RTs, only money
RT @Binkenstein: Okay here we go, short video version of my @SatisfactoryAF train spiral
https://youtu.be/gibnEhww1iM
help a creator out by using their epic store creator tag! Especially when buying borderlands as they're gonna get a decent cut and maybe they'll be able to eat dinner tonight https://twitter.com/EpicGames/status/1176617574316093440
RT @JoinDeepRock: Update 25 will release tomorrow, Thursday 26th, at 1pm CEST!
(Xbox release 2 weeks later, fingers crossed!)
Also, for a…
feel free to reply with your creator tags btw <3
@BillanaterGFX i cannot condone such tag
The only thing in the games industry more dogshit than our community manager is this: https://twitter.com/Frogwares/status/1177221382003933184
@Frogwares please dont encourage him
@KurlyD sorry i was nice and cozy in bed num num num :3
@3miscool Yep. And also when the gamers get shafted as well :(
@Yeahitis lmao
RT @TWW_ebooks: How satisfactory. How utterly satisfactory!
@AceofDragons1 @BustaSnutt then imagine the MAJOR STUFF
Hannah's Developer highlight video will be out sometime next week.
In the meantime, find someone who looks at you the way @_ninyn looks at @HannahBeuger #Hannathalie http://pbs.twimg.com/media/EFe2nliXUAEqPvC.jpg
@_ninyn @HannahBeuger #Nathannah?
@jembawls @TheCycleGame @_ninyn @HannahBeuger good
@YAGERdev @HannahBeuger @jembawls @TheCycleGame @_ninyn there isnt an option for "Professional Moron on the Internet"
RT @Knee_97: Saturday. You know you‘d got shit to get done. But still @SatisfactoryAF 🤓 http://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video_thumb/EFiTJH-WwAAaNta.jpg
@deitysh we did a video on that recently! you can find it here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urT0gI_cP04
It is Scheduled™ for release in December :3
@jembawls Please make this happen
@TheRealZenatura @jembawls He’s be fired already if that was the case
@M_C_M_X_C_I_I @jembawls ill try but it won't work.
Jace you're fired.
100% efficient flat ground https://twitter.com/VulgarrViking/status/1178348343262617600
@DoingOutstandin @M_C_M_X_C_I_I @jembawls I’ll take anything at this point
I can highly recommend that you attend Snutt and Nathalie’s talks. https://twitter.com/bustasnutt/status/1178554521519366144
@MrANZSA @jembawls Who?
What’s the best game ever made (other than Satisfactory of course)?
please help A_Spec
they require proof of gorgeous factory too. no spaget. no pasta. LCHF diet only. https://twitter.com/A_Spec/status/1181176984434597888
@LeandroIlustra You mean the app?
The correct answer was Detroit: Become Human and I’ll QTE fight anyone who disagrees https://twitter.com/satisfactoryaf/status/1180812817852710912
@sireisenblut I-
I can't.
@CoffeeStainNrth what
@CoffeeStainNrth http://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video_thumb/EGXBw1cWoAg8rV6.jpg
.@Coffee_Stain mommmm CSN is being a little shit again https://twitter.com/coffeestainnrth/status/1181561349308129280
@letsgameitout 2fps now?
RT @letsgameitout: God, this game is pretty. Super impressed with the performance increases @SatisfactoryAF http://pbs.twimg.com/media/EGYZdpPXUAAnqGL.jpg
@tenno1337 dunno!
We've pushed an update! See? We work.
The version previously on experimental has been pushed to Early Access. So cloud saves are now in for everyone. BACK UP YOUR SAVES!
There are also some train fixes, and we broke Ukranian language.
Patch notes here: https://www.reddit.com/r/SatisfactoryGame/comments/dfeax8/patch_notes_early_access_v02117_build_106504/
@Yarrickete yep, it's in the patch notes!
@MisterTechnik @Coffee_Stain @CoffeeStainNrth Coffee Stain Studios is us, making Satisfactory.
North is in Stockholm.
We are different studios doing different things. We make real games at Coffee Stain Studios.
@lordbarthon @HannahBeuger no, sorry. I'm super bummed that it isnt dont yet and we're super busy. I'm going to try and finish it off this week but i dont think its gonna be done :((((
Power outage.
We lost work. No backups.
Game delayed 6 months. http://pbs.twimg.com/media/EGbWeBvXUAAOaAr.jpg
Power is still out.
8 months now.
Maybe this has something to do with the patch
This wouldn’t have happened if we just upgraded to coal from biomass
Power is back on and the coffee machine is working again. We’ll get back to the game once we’re done with our coffee. 👍🏽
@HandlePhilipp oh shit you're right...
@juffy Blueprints
@Zauber3lch what about 9 months?
@BustaSnutt better than real life huehuehue
@Rayfulrand I know, I'm sorry :( I've been so busy and I missed the deadline for the update.
@will1565 @LoosColin we have VR support: play on 2 monitors and sit really close.
It's leak time! Tell me what features/content you want leaked and I will provide high quality screenshots
@amoose_ca @TheCycleGame http://pbs.twimg.com/media/EGgBnhKXYAE57Rh.jpg
@jogproof http://pbs.twimg.com/media/EGgCfnIW4AAJ2Js.jpg
@netopier7124 http://pbs.twimg.com/media/EGgCnnSWkAYfQa4.jpg
@PlantProgrammer http://pbs.twimg.com/media/EGgDqf0W4AAMW9B.jpg
@EricKnig2 http://pbs.twimg.com/media/EGgD-M8XYAEVoOz.jpg
@AntoineMcFly http://pbs.twimg.com/media/EGgEW1WXkAAQGpG.jpg
@Daedulus1st__ http://pbs.twimg.com/media/EGgFQn-W4AAc_VY.jpg
@EricKnig2 new ores in satisfactory http://pbs.twimg.com/media/EGgYIsNWwAA-kVC.jpg
@FlorentLeBelge its not a drawing goddammit its a screenshot http://pbs.twimg.com/media/EGgZROFWsAABD6u.jpg
@luulubuu @jembawls @EricKnig2 i was gonna do a bunch more but i had to move on. but ill do ace http://pbs.twimg.com/media/EGgZuYYXoAEvmgS.jpg
@goalcam @luulubuu @jembawls @EricKnig2 http://pbs.twimg.com/media/EGgZ8_mX0AAxxzu.jpg
@furer_juri http://pbs.twimg.com/media/EGgaE5HXYAAXOUf.jpg
@TheToonPhantom http://pbs.twimg.com/media/EGgcHfQX0AAL__A.jpg
@nuke0lai http://pbs.twimg.com/media/EGgctgRWkAU0IlA.jpg
@HansenKjetil @hobo_ninja84 http://pbs.twimg.com/media/EGgc1cuX0AIqDyO.jpg
@ikkarihellsing http://pbs.twimg.com/media/EGgdAvQWwAEIlC2.jpg
@Buschbiber_ http://pbs.twimg.com/media/EGgdVm7WwAAaQ-v.png
@Blueni3 http://pbs.twimg.com/media/EGgd9lQXkAAv-sE.jpg
I cant do anymore ive run out of time and i think my boss is onto me https://twitter.com/SatisfactoryAF/status/1182195190053904385
@3miscool @Blueni3 thats because you didnt do it right
...maybe @TheCycleGame aren't all that bad.
Even though they stole our drop pod sequence. https://twitter.com/TheCycleGame/status/1182269838179389440
@RobbyDoodle http://pbs.twimg.com/media/EGhJYckW4AA5ilb.png
@jembawls @TheCycleGame @Foonerisms @amoose_ca i hate you both
@Noia Well, technically, you're the alien on that planet
@TheCycleGame @jembawls @Foonerisms @amoose_ca what the fuck
@jembawls I think Johannes wants to speak to you tomorrow morning
@jembawls Nothing.
French girls DLC soon http://pbs.twimg.com/media/EGmFz3nXkAEmI9N.jpg
$40, includes large ship
@SBegby who are you
@SBegby i thought that was @jembawls
@KReiskorn no idea who did that lol i didn't even know it was a thing. i guess someone was bored one day.
@LudacrisGinger i like this strategy
RT @SlimNasty2013: Going live with some @SatisfactoryAF over at https://www.youtube.com/c/slimnasty2013 http://pbs.twimg.com/media/EGl5P1wXkAEwYJy.jpg
@icy7204 yep we optimise all the time! it's a process so we keep chipping away at it :)
@icy7204 it doesnt matter, just run
.@BustaSnutt and I (@jembawls) are hanging out in this stream for a bit longer if you wanna come join and chill with us. They're playing with hella mods.
https://www.twitch.tv/oddcrazystuff
@milchbabi there are no plans for that at the moment
RT @phdoerfler: I made a thing! Thanks @SatisfactoryAF for providing this cute Lizzard Doggo mesh! http://pbs.twimg.com/media/EGniTQLXkAI4dH9.jpg
@LivingFlameYT 2nd choo DLC is different
You can only have one
RT @letsgameitout: Diving back into @SatisfactoryAF, where the FPS is strong (seriously!) and the nuclear waste is SUMPTUOUS.
https://t.co…
Why do the poll results so far remind me of the 2016 presidential election
You can vote in the poll below: https://twitter.com/satisfactoryaf/status/1182927258832592896
@iAndy88 @phdoerfler ill take 10%
@SparkusPNut dunno bruh! I heard there was a fortnite thing happening...?
some folks are saying that maybe because of some fortnite thing (?) the epic store is down or something so they cant play satisfactory
i say we should've just launched on steam http://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video_thumb/EGx8uLUXYAIFCsx.jpg
@spacepuss i have no idea what is happening with anything at all
@tayloraverdick omw http://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video_thumb/EGx9jc6WsAICpHc.jpg
maybe y'all just need to buy vbucks idk
@Yarrickete i can give you an achievement. what would you like an achievement for?
@TargetPredictor then we wouldve had to downsize from a large soy latte to a small one
@Extem115 i dont speak spanish either
@TargetPredictor we already bought the latte, so yeah it is
@Rawrnixrawr @Yarrickete Congratulations! You have been awarded the "Gone Nuts" achievement!
@eruditeknight @theweird1ne yeah 10 launchers wouldve been too much
hopefully we will see you on steam/somewhere one day i guess!
RT @timbadylak: they’re getting too powerful @SatisfactoryAF https://www.reddit.com/r/SatisfactoryGame/comments/dhecnj/finally_first_working_usecase_for_the_computer/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
@timbadylak iosudfbo infgioaw nf wef
RT @EpicGames: We are aware that some folks are unable to login to the Epic Games launcher and are working on getting the service back to n…
@jembawls @Rekalty @SBegby You can
I’d like to announce Satisfactory Chapter 2: Bumhole
Shit, BLACK HOLE*******
1 hour left in this poll!! Have your say https://twitter.com/satisfactoryaf/status/1182927258832592896
@BustaSnutt It’s got 1 hour of life left
@_ll_Leon_ll_ please, keep it PG13 leon
@CrushersStudio it already has
A BIG thank you to all 8801 of you who took part in the poll!! I'm always here for y'all and making sure that your voices are heard - and we hear you loud and clear.
We'll get straight to work on multiplayer. http://pbs.twimg.com/media/EG0v9hIX4AA73jf.png
@Jokes_0n_U where did you get that http://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video_thumb/EG0xJ1_XUAAFzv1.jpg
@Jokes_0n_U i have a bag of money does that make this go away or? im very new to controversy
@Jokes_0n_U So I don’t have to spend money?
@MyIgel http://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video_thumb/EG0zE_BWkAAHcMf.jpg
@random_guy231 i... cant... see anything... too... bright
@jembawls wtf you literally have 1 job
@Der_N1ghti @Rawrnixrawr @Yarrickete coz im not 12, andre.
@keppla @Yarrickete @qlingar Congratulations! You have achieved "Test Area for [Insert 3D Platformer Game]"
RT @karosieben: Pipes are overrated.
We already got one, so we don't need more. (ref: https://satisfactory.gamepedia.com/Steel_Pipe)
Give us stable Multiplayer…
@karosieben most reasonable community member award goes to you
@Fruckley @jembawls he does have bipolar disorder
@jembawls @Fruckley WE ARE ONE
@BustaSnutt @jembawls @TheCycleGame I WAS GONNA SAY THIS!!!! YES
The @FortniteGame black hole situation is cool and all but we did it first. Except it wasn’t a black hole it was simon’s face, a countdown stream, and rick astley.
Smash like if you were there 👍🏽
Smash rt if you care ❤️💜💙
Further reading: https://www.twitch.tv/videos/398835919
@Nerothos640 @FortniteGame Who? 😏
@MisterTechnik @jembawls im not gonna encourage him
RT @timbadylak: Now this is art, take that @NoMansSky https://twitter.com/letsgameitout/status/1184137192949596160
@timbadylak @NoMansSky Notice me Sean
RT @NoMansSky: @SatisfactoryAF @timbadylak I find this... satisfactory
@NoMansSky @timbadylak brb gonna go die now ty sean <3
@nick_the_nerd i hope you have an effective hour tonight :)
jace has been fired for sharing source code online. effective immediately. https://twitter.com/jembawls/status/1184365262960766976
@SiloxisEvo sure anyone will do at this point
Nice art.
Tell “goatty” our lawyers will be speaking with them soon. https://twitter.com/goatsimulator/status/1180180785694986241
@darksilverjesse We apologise for the distress our community manager's personal display picture has caused you. Unfortunately for us all, he is a human being with the right to live his life outside of work how he wishes to.
Luckily, you are under no obligation to like it.
Kind regards,
No one
RT @jembawls: Hey if you’re gonna be at #swedengameconference today then boy do I have news for you! I’ll be doing a talk today at 3pm on R…
Tomorrow = today https://twitter.com/_ninyn/status/1184426038492913664
@Ceciltaru @DaytimeCoder I liked the pun
@acanthrite Sure it’s a step up
@gamer_trem @jembawls Tytyty<3
@jembawls 20000 IQ
We just won the Studio of the Year award at #SwedenGameConference!!! @SwedenGameArena http://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video_thumb/EHGkTbRWkAEAQv3.jpg
@MaxAmpere_ @jembawls @SwedenGameArena I hate you
@MaxAmpere_ @jembawls @SwedenGameArena I like you again
RT @LassiKokkonen: @SatisfactoryAF @SwedenGameArena Yaaaaaaay congratulations!!! ❤️❤️❤️ This is a great achievement for the studio that onl…
@KRokatis @JackNijin @SwedenGameArena @jembawls Unfortunately, Marcus is correct
If you’re at #SwedenGameConference, consider checking out Snutt’s talk! It’s in 15 mins and is about optimisation in Satisfactory https://twitter.com/bustasnutt/status/1185125011906011136
i think
@TheCycleGame @Eriador26 @jembawls @SwedenGameArena wtf
@bryonsimmons ill add it right now gimme a sec
Gorgeous! https://twitter.com/mrvanelder/status/1185219645000814596
@ChristianK6102 im sorry i tried my hardest
RT @SlappingTree: Jetzt um 19:30 Uhr startet wieder mein Stream auf Twitch. Heute ist endlich mein Discord-Server am start! Bock mit zu lab…
@JackJJonathan Currently there are no plans, but i'm assuming mostly because we've just been focusing on the development. But im sure folks here would love to do that.
I'll try bring it up!
wow desperate much? https://twitter.com/jembawls/status/1185523527555919872
@jembawls *cough* I have 10x your followers *cough*
RT @Dimisoo: Hey everyone!
Here's my by far greatest @SatisfactoryAF #fanart .
It took me about... weeks... and 152 layers so I really hope…
RT @ecnepsnai: I have been playing @SatisfactoryAF pretty much non-stop all week since watching @letsgameitout's series on it. I'm totally…
@limixn321 sorry not sorry
@badr200427 when we hit 1.0 this will be every single review. 5/10's all around haha
@LordCubbo im sorry to hear that
@LordCubbo the multiplayer/lag is subjective, it's different for everyone. but we always optimise and there was some big stuff that went in. hopefully you experience an improvement!
i dont think connection issues would have been affected though so i expect them to be the same as before
@Luga0815 @Xbox daww thanks <3 <3 <3
@j0hnbane I’ll ask right now because of kstew gif
@nevcairiel @LordCubbo Hmm I haven’t heard of others experiencing that lately but that doesnt mean they’re not ofc.
@j0hnbane I mean they didn’t exactly say no
Just a friendly reminder that @CoffeeStainNrth has not made any games
How y’all enjoying our game Satisfactory? (Don’t day dogshit, please)
@CoffeeStainNrth Making nothing isn’t original zzz
@CoffeeStainNrth People do it all the time
@johnspjuth @CoffeeStainNrth The biggest mistake of our lives
@gameboy7x @CoffeeStainNrth whats that
For those who missed it, we won studio of the year at #SwedenGameConference last week http://pbs.twimg.com/ext_tw_video_thumb/1186270197440798720/pu/img/B5W2xUeZAhHLAVOw.jpg
Here’s the award btw http://pbs.twimg.com/media/EHZ7SyxXkAA4wdj.jpg
@stephn_r We keep all our awards in them
@ThatOverkillGuy They were very good copied
@MrKhanez Vad är ”sova”?
RT @CoffeeStainNrth: If you own satisfactory dont @ me
RT @theweird1ne: @SatisfactoryAF Might have taken it a little further... welcome to my floating rainbow factory http://pbs.twimg.com/media/EHeZoHKWkAA36mz.jpg
@mfcrocker @theweird1ne i approve of all of this
Hey we’re looking at merch stuff now.
If we made merch, what would you want? Can’t do all the things but just want a feel of what folks want.
Also butts.
@m90Tom now this is what im talking about
@CoffeeStainNrth @Ludwig_234 yeah lol everyone knows coffee stain studios is the cardinal center point
Thanks for all the merch suggestions, we definitely got a bunch of new ideas!
When we do start we'll likely start slowly with just a few things and see what we can expand into.
i think we're gonna start with plushies because thats what i scream in meetings https://twitter.com/SatisfactoryAF/status/1186634151656603650
"so if we look at the shirt desi-"
PLUSHIES. MAKE PLUSHIES.
also if i say - here on twitter - that we will release plushies first then we have some sort of obscure obligation to actually do it, so:
Plushies will be released before any other merchandise.
you can quote that
@MaxiBelette http://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video_thumb/EHjKAK0WwAALdF_.jpg
@ToasterMaul Tier 1 plushies only
Tier 8 plushies are DLC
@Foonerisms this sounds like such a you thing haha
@gamer_trem it works
@ToasterMaul 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 now get to work, pioneer.
@ToasterMaul do you dare demand something from Caterina Parks?
im obligated to promote this tweet https://twitter.com/jembawls/status/1187102636761333760
@JarrydMerakis whats that?
@megaminer4 it is because you are not worthy
RT @RobAndDan: [LIVE]
BONUS STREAM EDITION!
Let's get back into @SatisfactoryAF by @Coffee_Stain and enjoy more of this wonderful and rel…
It's finally here! The Level Design Developer Highlight!
Come hang out with @HannahBeuger as she talks about rocks and trees and stuff.
And I hate to admit it... but I accidentally made her look cool in this vid.
1 like = 1 hannah
1 RT = 1 bananah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WYNwGDLYNE
@HannahBeuger Vid also includes free DLC after the outro featuring Swedish pizza and Hannah's own narcissism.
@Backlink_Gaming @HannahBeuger both is fine
@Cryodrake0 @HannahBeuger yes there are plans to continue to develop the game
@Cryodrake0 @HannahBeuger we've announced the next major update to be in December. Until then the majority of our efforts are on that content. I'll try do a catch up/update vid next week
also this highlight video is not indicative of any content or updates. it's just a video about hannah and level design
@Foonerisms @jembawls @HannahBeuger you're fired
@Foonerisms @jembawls @HannahBeuger your services are no longer needed, pioneer.
@bfoster68 @HannahBeuger im done
@Cryodrake0 @HannahBeuger i understand :3
@edkennedy this is actually so true
RT @prodigy_rm: 🔴RE-LIVE
On finit la soirée tranquille sur l'excellent @SatisfactoryAF. A la recherche de la base parfaite... 🙏 #satisfact…
game devs on launch day
http://pbs.twimg.com/ext_tw_video_thumb/1186494965284769794/pu/img/VB4sSxVGxEmq8l1M.jpg
Uhh... This isn’t a bug. This is the new fast travel feature we recently added to your suit.
Leave your feedback below as to how we may improve it!
- FICSIT Inc. Department of Research and Development https://twitter.com/mierenmans/status/1187761629225725952
Have you seen the latest developer highlight video? A lotta “love” was put into it.
If you wanna learn about our level designer @HannahBeuger and have a laugh consider watching the vid!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WYNwGDLYNE
Remember: efficiency first. http://pbs.twimg.com/ext_tw_video_thumb/1188225002212069377/pu/img/5Sh8mMkEyvN54Gi9.jpg
@ikkarihellsing Yep!
@GreyAku Not that, but something like that. It doesn’t matter though the point is we can’t get rid of him.
@ShadowlEagle Even the unlikely have their strengths
@Defiant_Zombie Tiny Mk6 conveyor belts + tiny barrels would be faster and not be limited to fluid dynamics
@jembawls Hmm okay. Try uninstall
@jembawls Turn off your PC and throw it in the garbage
@inka_ellen @jembawls @TheCycleGame If you do that you’re fired Jace
@aussieadz92 @jembawls whats that
"Oh? There's a floating rock, you say?" - @HannahBeuger 2019 http://pbs.twimg.com/media/EH6fJ4lXYAEuRjg.png
I wanna lock in a time for a big ol' meetup with any of you folks going to @EGXBerlin! Unfortunately, meetups will be with @jembawls.
If you're going, what time works for you?
My suggestions:
Saturday 2pm
Sunday 10am (i need to leave early on Sunday)
@krisian_els @EGXBerlin @jembawls SEE YOU THERE KRISS
@EGXBerlin @jembawls RTs would be dope btw
i feel dirty.
@EGXBerlin @jembawls RT the original one.
dont rt this one.
dont do it.
@EGXBerlin @jembawls stop it
@EGXBerlin @jembawls wtf is wrong with you people
@RealVolchonok @EGXBerlin @jembawls RT original post and I'll stop
@RealVolchonok @EGXBerlin @jembawls I promise
@NotTooSenpai @jembawls @DCDGamingshow @EGXBerlin an entire expo!?
@NotTooSenpai @jembawls @DCDGamingshow @EGXBerlin haha itll be a hard sell to my boss
@seePyou @DCDGamingshow @EGXBerlin @jembawls eww UK ammirite
(just kidding UK dont hurt me <3)
@seePyou @DCDGamingshow @EGXBerlin @jembawls shit i meant london/england, idk which ireland you're from DCD
@AlenOffline Ill DM you
@MikeW3333 @EGXBerlin @jembawls :( i was at a conference here in sweden
RT @Kappychaoc: [ #Concours / #Giveway ] C'est juste énorme, grâce à @SatisfactoryAF que je remercie beaucoup, tentez de gagner une clé du…
@optaunix We’re working on it! Dunno what’s happening with Linux though
@DCDGamingshow @seePyou @EGXBerlin @jembawls yeah that's what i meant but i messed it up. sorry :(
When Update 3 drops and still no pipes http://pbs.twimg.com/ext_tw_video_thumb/1188485695335219200/pu/img/znBKQO3LS1W50rp5.jpg
@aksfjh sure
@N4XRL I’m sorry, what?
@Rayfulrand yes im trying to get a fix out for it <3 sorry for the delay
@GoatSimulator @RealMrBlue Wow. There’s hope for this world yet.
An update on merch:
@_ninyn is working super hard on the designs. No ETA yet, but we’re hyped to get stuff out for y’all! http://pbs.twimg.com/ext_tw_video_thumb/1189131171051065345/pu/img/TopUYBYBmItZxhZe.jpg
This is the final design http://pbs.twimg.com/media/EICk-P_XYAEyvnc.jpg
@oldnoobtv i dont know sowweee
@jembawls @JagexShogun @HedgeDogGaming wtf
@jembawls @GandolfF12666 @JagexShogun @HedgeDogGaming no
Yo you can get free keys to Midnight Ghost Hunt btw. Check the tweet below.
It’s an okay game. Better than @GoatSimulator at least. https://twitter.com/nightghosthunt/status/1189243266828591108
I hope I win
@NightGhostHunt @CoffeeStainNrth Wow can’t wait to never share your tweets again
@NightGhostHunt @CoffeeStainNrth http://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video_thumb/EIGqFd-X4AAuWNc.jpg
@tommyduarte_ @Coffee_Stain dawww fanx <3
Hey are there actually any cool devs out there? Because:
- @CoffeeStainNrth can’t make games
- @NightGhostHunt won’t give us keys
- @TheCycleGame stole our drop pod and basically the rest of our game too
If you’re a cool dev, share your stuff below!
@songsofconquest @CoffeeStainNrth @NightGhostHunt @TheCycleGame Ahh yes, another Coffee Stain dev. At least you guys are nice :3
RT @songsofconquest: @SatisfactoryAF @CoffeeStainNrth @NightGhostHunt @TheCycleGame We are cool devs, here's our stuff! 😎 https://t.co/Uxki…
@MisterTechnik @CoffeeStainNrth @NightGhostHunt @TheCycleGame @Coffee_Stain We are the original studio. @Coffee_Stain is a bunch of things now. Like CS North (eww)
this isn’t linkedin folks, I just wanna highlight your work/studio
RT @Zerofever: @SatisfactoryAF @CoffeeStainNrth @NightGhostHunt @TheCycleGame Quadtree Planetary LOD system, it's still kinda doo doo but i…
@Zerofever @CoffeeStainNrth @NightGhostHunt @TheCycleGame It’s better than our dogshit. Good job!
@TheCycleGame @CoffeeStainNrth @NightGhostHunt Let’s settle this outside *rolls up sleeves*
@McDiezel3 @CoffeeStainNrth @NightGhostHunt @TheCycleGame Is it 3D text?
@NzThegamer @jembawls @CoffeeStainNrth @NightGhostHunt @TheCycleGame That’s okay!
@elliotgraytho @CoffeeStainNrth @NightGhostHunt @TheCycleGame Oof this is tasty
RT @elliotgraytho: The River update is Live! UIWS 1.7 is now available across all platforms bringing fixes and the much requested support f…
@Holgast @CoffeeStainNrth @NightGhostHunt @TheCycleGame @DeveloperDamien Yeah Damien
@MisterTechnik @CoffeeStainNrth @NightGhostHunt @TheCycleGame @Coffee_Stain Are you... are you saying we’re nice!?
RT @Panakotta00: @SatisfactoryAF @CoffeeStainNrth @NightGhostHunt @TheCycleGame IDK, I'm a dev, but I don't think I'm a cool dev.
Current p…
@MoonModeGames @CoffeeStainNrth @NightGhostHunt @TheCycleGame Best strategy IMO
@TheCycleGame @Eriador26 @CoffeeStainNrth @NightGhostHunt That’s fucking terrifying. I’m bringing @SBegby.
@Floxikon @SBegby @TheCycleGame @BustaSnutt @Eriador26 @CoffeeStainNrth @NightGhostHunt Look man I’m just a dogshit CM hiding behind my computer monitor. Let’s settle this like civilised, grown adults.
@TheCycleGame @Floxikon @SBegby @BustaSnutt @Eriador26 @CoffeeStainNrth @NightGhostHunt I just don’t want my face mangled because I have a talk on Friday.
I’ll come up with another excuse for Saturday a little later.
@NightGhostHunt @CoffeeStainNrth )
@JagexShogun @CoffeeStainNrth @NightGhostHunt @TheCycleGame Hmm never heard of it.
But it looks alright.
Might try it out.
Thieves.
https://twitch.tv/thecyclegame
@LivingFlameYT @TheCycleGame @oe_simon They’ll probably just steal the original
Btw @jembawls will be on this stream soonish
Fired. https://twitter.com/jembawls/status/1189920493983408128
hey everyone we lost power for a few hours again today so unfortunately we will have to delay the next update 6 more months
thank you http://pbs.twimg.com/media/EIOQ_1iXsAEFprr.jpg
Good to see that @EpicGames pulled through on their end of the exclusivity deal. https://twitter.com/EpicGames/status/1189978211045773313
@Hamburg_Dennis @EpicGames The delay is a joke, but the power outage is not. There’s been some construction on our building the past couple months so maybe that’s the problem but I don’t know.
@Foonerisms Haha “occasionally”
@LivingFlameYT Sure.
@RedPaintedPaw Ran out of biomass :(
@PlantProgrammer Actual blackout! We had one like a month or two ago too
@silcanit I don’t get it :/
@dhoffman0815 Okay one sec
@LeviFlaman The blackout or developing the game? Because they were both completely unexpected
@TheBananatoast Make this happen @timbadylak
@timbadylak @TheBananatoast Does Jace run your account too?
@Wapinoux Okay got any holiday destination recommendations?
@EpicGames Are we free? No one told me and I can’t check atm
Satisfactory LOOT. https://twitter.com/jembawls/status/1190563956890447878
@jembawls How many did you buy Jace?
RT @Panakotta00: You know what time it is ^^
It's time to work on the computer mod for @jembawls s @SatisfactoryAF
Today we we work again…
whatchu want aye? vote
🤓 = dedicated servers
8️⃣ = Tier 8
🧑🏽🔧 = mod support
💩 = toilet flushing in the hub
🍆 = farming
🦾 = robot hand
🧚🏼 = Navi
👩❤️💋👨 = make out emote
🌈 = gaynbow emote
🌮 = lizard doggo tacos
No pipes = pipes
@PrettzL I don’t get it
@WeaponizedaD Then use the 💩 emoji like I said above.
But anyway, you ain’t cool unless you owe your pants
@PrettzL #Forever10Copies
@ImKibitz Priorities.
I like that.
@CaptainFeni What does the question mark mean
@Killer121232 You must use the right emoji or the vote doesn’t count
@Plzbanme Tea?
Why didn’t I think of that...
@Wolfscarab VOTE REGISTERED
@roastboil On it. This wins.
@ArnaudGUENARD @PrettzL #Forever11copies
@GraceSmith721 Food court is at the top of the space elevator when it’s finished
@CSXatreon I hope so one day! But no plans yet
@CryptoHelix That’s because we did a vote for it the other week and it didn’t win
https://twitter.com/satisfactoryaf/status/1182927258832592896?s=21
@computertits @CaptainFeni Ohhh it’s a different emoji for me. But ok, I see
@RedLizzzard Yes
@WeaponizedaD We’re gonna need a bigger toilet
@CyborgZloth They went extinct after the lizard doggos violently eviscerated all the cattos.
@TheToonPhantom Everything but pipes? I like you.
@Fliipp Pixels! Will get right on it
@ConnerLeo Husbandry... husband-... 👨❤️👨
@lunalegacy01 Update your game ffs Tyler
@roastboil We already have @jembawls for that
@CryptoHelix I like you
@Danielw107 So you like didn’t vote basically
@roastboil @jembawls http://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video_thumb/EIjUJuKWwAEDAG5.jpg
@Foonerisms spicy!
@nebond007 You can do multiple :3
hey everyone we delayed update 3
if you smash RT maybe it'll be released sooner
Info about the delay + more stuff here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fsod_UF5eus
@jembawls @sireisenblut yes
@xTheVeganBearx <3
we dont like to delay either. it's always a really tough decision and we desperately try and find a way to avoid it but... it happens, i guess.
@DavidNohejl wtf
@Kushwaynold well hopefully the new stuff will change your mind. we need to take time to make bigger things, if we don't take that time we'll never have any new big features.
@officialOHMG oh thank god
@DarrenROP yep, hoping that feature makes it over to epic sooner rather than later. if it had it we'd probably do a series of beta branches or something
@Kushwaynold yep but that is what early access is. you get bits and pieces until the game is done.
but super cool that you've played as much as you have. we're working as fast as we can.
@BlackholeTI remove our oil barrels!? might as well remove the whole game.
@MCKightt aw :(
@CrocodireGaming i hate to break it to you but its a taco made of lizard doggos. i know that came out harsh but i didnt want to Mince my words.
@ViewersLikeYou_ thats pretty interesting.
@devolverdigital @GetTheFabulous Yeah we had the same thing. Bigger company (@YAGERdev) stealing from us (an actual creative studio).
Always stealing.
If you missed yesterday’s video it’s a Good News update.
Good for us, we don’t have to stress as much. Maybe not so great for y’all. https://twitter.com/satisfactoryaf/status/1191768790394167296
@Ceciltaru I just delayed the game 1 more month for you specifically
@DarrenROP Ehh it is and it isn’t. Currently there is no support for switching beta branches easily on EGS and so we just have experimental appear as a separate game. So it is a branch, but if we had a bunch of versions then your library would be huge
@Hazeroni97 Eww
@oafkad Don’t vanish you say? Better ask @timbadylak
@Binkenstein Nope
@OldMansSky He’s just the messenger 🤷♀️
RT @RobAndDan: [LIVE]
Today, Dan engages his Junior Engineer gears as he preps for a big co-op build this weekend in @SatisfactoryAF.
In…
the gay agenda revealed https://twitter.com/BDThomas6/status/1192160472650452994
@Jeff58285509 gay agenda on xbox?
@Jeff58285509 oh... we dont have any plans for console yet unfortunately :( hopefully we will do it one day
@proxygrizz dunno
The Beryl Nut is iconic in Satisfactory and we want to dedicate November to it!
How? Share screenshots/pics of beryl nuts, of course!!
You can be holding your nuts, take pics of hanging nuts, or even put a nut on your face like @jembawls did!
Go nuts! #BerylNutNovember http://pbs.twimg.com/media/EIwy6TlXYAEUPJw.jpg
Credits to @inka_ellen for the beautiful artwork in the image above
RT @iamElixies: @SatisfactoryAF @jembawls Noot noot http://pbs.twimg.com/media/EIw9TMJWoAAQujv.jpg
@SBegby @TheCycleGame @HannahBeuger @_ninyn catshit games blaming simon for me
my job just keeps getting easier
Lizard doggo gonna be in Pidgeon Simulator btw @bossastudios https://twitter.com/imrejele/status/1192458496672964608
@CraigStambaugh @bossastudios ALRIGHT CRAIG GAWSH
@Shilka69 @jembawls Very nice
@bossastudios @lalomartins this statement is legally binding
Just your periodic reminder that we currently do not have any plans for console release. We might do it in the future.
All of our other games came out on console, Mac, and Linux. So maybe this will too at some point idk http://pbs.twimg.com/media/EI1wln0XsAA1uYW.png
@reign_mr We are not worthy
@DuoMog i'm sorry, i'm really sick today. i did my best :(
@Sneakilli halting development on Windows for now. Switching to Ouya.
@n3rding1 Game Boy release, yes
@Clipsey5 whats that
@DuoMog http://pbs.twimg.com/media/EI2PPNoWsAEt_Wj.jpg
RT @BustaSnutt: Episode 2 of the Game Dev Circle is out! ✨ Learn all about how @karrey grew an interest for gamedev, about making comics on…
Oh My God Lizard Doggo is ALREADY in Pigeon Simulator!!!!
Thank you so much @bossastudios for letting Lizard Doggo hang out in your world. It looks right at home. <3
Hold up-
are those... pipes? are you fucking kidding me? will this curse never end? http://pbs.twimg.com/ext_tw_video_thumb/1192833860486270978/pu/img/1e3-kM5NZ4HKCHep.jpg
@sirjakerobrts maybe we have limited resources and still have a bunch of things to do to actually finish the game rather than dedicate a significant portion of said resources doing just making the same content work across different platforms
@ThatOverkillGuy @bossastudios GET OUT GUY
@Saku_Chou @bossastudios BOSSA confirmed it not us shit ughhhh
@BonfilsAdrien @ThatOverkillGuy @bossastudios you too adrien 😠
@BitCoinFriends @bossastudios this is tempting but id never sink so low
RT @auraholly: Check out @ExtraLife4Kids @MFPallytime 24 HOUR EXTRA LIFE CHARITY STREAM! ALL REVENUE GOING TO CHARITY! !Extralife https:…
@lynncyrin DO EET
RT @Shintox: Back at it again showing you only the best way to play @SatisfactoryAF ... Don’t worry... I get more fun... https://t.co/XC4QL…
@DemonicVaengel it's not out of the question! but i dont know when such a thing will be prioritised, unfortunately.
@mikey_dk @DuoMog damn... you got me.
RT @zajor56: WE ARE GOING LIVE! Come join us talking about mental health and or anything you would like to discuss :)
@SatisfactoryAF #fun…
@gergauss deepfake
@jembawls No we have enough garbage over here as it is.
@jembawls @Killertom63 no
@Lyonnel4 @bossastudios is that smarter though?
RT @SatisfactoryAF: Oh My God Lizard Doggo is ALREADY in Pigeon Simulator!!!!
Thank you so much @bossastudios for letting Lizard Doggo han…
RT @Panakotta00: Aahh... now... after DocDay... we finally work again on the Computer Mod, specialy the modular I/O panel. evtl. we also wo…
We don’t monetise our videos on YouTube & we’ve only sold 10 copies.
We’re not commercially viable anywhere. The dream is dead folks.
F https://twitter.com/Kizzume/status/1192762316158144512
@_Yeee5 We’re done Peter
Whatever you do, don’t tweet #CancelSatisfactory
@gray59372820 You didn’t miss anything
@rascal_696 follow your heart, friend <3
@FelixWoll it likely wont be possible, but we've gotten this suggestion before and it sounds super cool
RT @Catzennii: Streamin' or dreamin' going live with some pipes...er @SatisfactoryAF . #hopesDashed @AimersSquad #InsertCoin @GoodGameTTV h…
@Catzennii @AimersSquad @GoodGameTTV I’ll forgive you this once
Hey want free money for yourself and your favourite content creator?
If you buy a game over $14.99 and use a creator tag you’ll get a coupon. Some games have a higher share for creators too (eg. Satisfactory) so they’ll get a larger cut from your support!
More info below 👇🏽 https://twitter.com/epicgames/status/1193926274412154880
@DevilKBronk @jembawls It is functioning as intended
RT @ImKibitz: @SatisfactoryAF Huge thanks for the SUPAH SPICY loot!
You da best 👌💜 http://pbs.twimg.com/media/EJIKA-sVUAEHrha.jpg
@adamwerner86 @ImKibitz who is?
@gapeachanna @NoahoftheNorth @Coffee_Stain @park9to6 @TheCalissiShow @WMk06 @Lord_Mortarius HOYP https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0C7C_vXNEY
@JustTheCraft We actually already do that. We currently use hollow *cylindrical* segments of tubes that store liquid that are then placed on conveyor belts
aka "Barrels"
@Katuroli @JustTheCraft im offended
pipes cancelled
@BuildAnIsland yes, confirmed.
@spicymilkbags fish with AI confirmed
@iamonlybrandon whats that
@AncientZarko confirmed
@jakeacappella F for fart confirmed
@Pret0r1an Pipes confirmed
@SorcerorNobody i will rise above all.
confirmed.
@RealMrBlue confirmed, i will say that if i am being forced to shitpost on twitter
@Saybin_Iacere Drogon confirmed
@virtualbeef0 i feel nothing but in this case... yes, confirmed.
@SuperCoder79 confirmed
@God2116 confirmed, we will do literally everything in existence
@portal_gun_god broken full release next week confirmed
@LewMan7765 correct
@BustaSnutt confirmed: you want ass
@Nio474 confirmed
@Jazz_Cruiser confirmed. and solid 60 FPS even if you have 10000000000 bases
@F4ythi a tasty confirmation
@RomanBidash con-freakin-firmed
@TengokuDragon why would you say but anyway, confirmed
@GhostPlaysHD1 halting development on factory stuff (because we finished it) and moving onto decoration now
@ReplaceHumans confirmed. jace says a whole lot of shit.
@LCH_Kyle confirmed.
@Extr0ne yes
@WeaponizedaD unfortunately, confirmed.
alright y'all are cray and i have a million replies but i need to go home now. ill try confirm more later tonight <3
@Dude_Lind confirmed
@ms45 very confirmed
@Pret0r1an trolling confirmed
@JackJJonathan @jembawls Confirmed: Jace is lonely
@RealSilencer369 laugh reveal confirmed
@JustAllinOneRes lol the salt http://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video_thumb/EJM6W4JWkAI6-bg.jpg
@skemgi2 @jembawls confirmed
@Albroon42 confirmed
@HDPlayser 100% confirmed
RT @krimdule: @SatisfactoryAF
#SATISFACTORY - Working with Trains
#Gameplay #Walkthrough #Livestream
https://youtu.be/VJmaxQUWEes via @YouTube
@dev_mancer http://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video_thumb/EJM60iJXUAIYqNU.jpg
@josh_strunk94 confirmed: its coming
@Lepatriarcat_ cant confirm this one, sorry
@Laevend correct
@Albert17829990 yes.
you can keep it
@rhuntington3 lol wut no, confirmed
@MrPhysicsTV can confirm you wont but i hope you prove me wrong
@PlayGrum okay
@trojko05 reply confirmed
@ClayTaeto confirmed: no
@pmtersteeg if by toilet you mean his jeans then yes, can confirm he uses the toilet
@DuoMog @Saybin_Iacere dragon-racist confirmed
@Eriador26 confirmed
unfortunately.
@EpicGames half-eaten lizard doggos
@Lyonnel4 @_Guereak_ you'll have to find out for yourself.
i dare you to have her in your party.
@ppcqua i hate to break it to you my dude but we delayed it. info in our latest vid!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fsod_UF5eus
@ppcqua We're gonna hopefully get a minor update out in December that will address some issues and improve performance, but the major update #3 wont be out till later.
@ppcqua no sorry, i cant provide that. but there may be changes to buildings too. recipes can even be removed altogether as well. so, i can't really say :(
hey everyone thanks for the understanding for the Update 3 delay. I really appreciate it.
I don't mean to tease but for what it's worth, it's gonna be really good and hopefully worth the wait.
if you didn't know about the delay, there is more info here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fsod_UF5eus
@goalcam wtf
@thegrazzman they have pipes, itll never work
@IM_GALAXY_CAT @Minecraft aww <3
@IM_GALAXY_CAT @Minecraft all swedish games btw lol
@EvgenijDev @shofu correct
RT @KurlyD: Feeling better! Come! ---->>>> https://www.twitch.tv/kurlyddotcom 🚪 @SatisfactoryAF fun baby! #GOTY 2019 .
@KurlyD im hanging out in here for a bit if you wanna join me :3
i love what you've done with the game btw @CoffeeStainNrth
@xarlyz89 will tease and leak info as release draws nearer
@jembawls @CoffeeStainNrth Whose side are you even on
@vsbmeza3 @BustaSnutt @jembawls @CoffeeStainNrth if it had pipes then it better be 6 stars or its not worth it
@CoffeeStainNrth what do they do
@CoffeeStainNrth Well you sure do want to give the people what they *think* they want
FICSIT Inc. requires you to maintain high efficiency at all times. Breaks are given at the discretion of FICSIT Inc.
We thank you for your understanding and cooperation.
RT @Panakotta00: Computer Moddery of @jembawls s @SatisfactoryAF !!!
We work on the filesystem and on bug fixes!
Join an chat with me: http…
@1Daermon i do now
@TheCycleGame ngl I wanna get foamed and take selfies
@chrisciupka coming soon on gameboy https://twitter.com/SatisfactoryAF/status/1192733283949391872?s=20
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@EvanHerriges @steam_games whats this never heard of it before
@Tim_JF March 19th! when EA started. we can Theoretically be anywhere else after that
Only a little under 3 hours left to take part in Epic's Creator Appreciation Event!
If you spend over $14.99 in the store while also using a Content Creator's tag you will receive a $10 coupon ✨WOW✨
So consider supporting your favourite creator!
https://www.epicgames.com/store/en-US/promotion/creator-appreciation
consider quote retweeting the original tweet and promoting your fav creator and their creator tag.
if you're a creator: rt and promo yourself!! Ain't no shame in the hustle
@jembawls If you were to write what you ACTUALLY do as a CM this tweet wouldn’t exist
RT @NoahoftheNorth: **Announcement** SO EXCITED to announce that @jembawls (of @Coffee_Stain Studio) will be hanging out with us LIVE on st…
Current Dedicated Servers status:
‣ We still have no info yet on when we will release them
‣ We are actively working on it right now
‣ It's hard to promise dates since we don't know what roadblocks we may run into
‣ Not tied to Update 3, will be released as soon as it's done http://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video_thumb/EJuniwVWsAYfarH.jpg
@ragincrinz blocked
@ToasterMaul implementing
@ZonalxEk okay done http://pbs.twimg.com/media/EJusSx4WwAACbOy.png
@ZonalxEk now you're being greedy
@lalomartins millenials ammirite
@jembawls @FhiliTV Shut up Jace
RT @krimdule: Playing #SATISFACTORY While Talking to You
@SatisfactoryAF @CoffeeStainNrth #trains
https://youtu.be/6zlClZ2FQd4 via @YouTube
Don't look here. http://pbs.twimg.com/media/EJzrO0fXYAESF-Y.jpg
@m90Tom thank @SnyggLich for that :)
actually, here too http://pbs.twimg.com/media/EJzuPc4X0AEgf4P.jpg
@HannahBeuger wtf
@Raider_4077 do you get a message?
Did the criminal bill did really leak the reward. Let us in? 😏 no http://pbs.twimg.com/media/EJ0OGJ9W4AIMHSZ.png
kappa
@Raider_4077 @var_har there hasnt been any updates for quite some time so it cant have been any changes we made :x
the game logs can be found here: C:\Users\[YOUR USERNAME]\AppData\Local\FactoryGame\Saved\Logs
if you recreate the crash and send me the latest log file (via DM) then i can take a look
RT @NoahoftheNorth: I want to give a BIG THANK YOU to @jembawls for coming on the stream last night to talk about @SatisfactoryAF! You’re a…
@baechi65 @GurtGoo @EvanHerriges im blocking everyone
1000 likes in the next 24 hours and I'll think about pipes.
We won't make them or anything. I'll just think about it.
For at least 30 minutes.
@baechi65 @GurtGoo @EvanHerriges im contacting twitter to see if i can get them to delete your account
@richardmatthias im not trolling :(
i really will think about it for 30 minutes, i swear.
@mechanic_miner no need to think about that, they sound amazing!
we will even live stream it.
this is dogshit already at 600 likes
omfg what is wrong with you people https://twitter.com/SatisfactoryAF/status/1197484517642194945
Okay so this smashed through 1000 likes and is about to hit 2000 likes. So as a bonus I’ll add another 30 mins thinking time.
Tomorrow at 3pm CET, I (@jembawls) will stream myself thinking about pipes for 1 hour. Please RT so we can get a big group.
https://twitch.tv/coffeestainstudiosdevs https://twitter.com/satisfactoryaf/status/1197484517642194945
@BustaSnutt We already blew our @EpicGames money
It’s gonna be about as exciting as actual pipes would be in the game
Because of the massive response for you all, I (@jembawls) will be streaming myself thinking about pipes for 1 hour. We might even be leaking something new, not sure yet.
Stream begins at 3pm CET (in about 4 hours and 15 minutes from now)
pls rt? <3
https://twitch.tv/coffeestainstudiosdevs https://twitter.com/SatisfactoryAF/status/1197484517642194945
I’ll let you know as soon as I can if we’re leaking something
RT @SlimNasty2013: We're playing some more @SatisfactoryAF over on YouTube guys, come and join in: https://www.youtube.com/c/slimnasty2013 https://t.co/Zxm…
Can confirm. New content will be leaked. https://twitter.com/SatisfactoryAF/status/1197813676826333184
Pre-Stream is live!! https://twitter.com/SatisfactoryAF/status/1197813676826333184
Thanks for everyone who hung out with us on the stream today! Here's what we revealed:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVLCkcyN6oc
RT @Haigen64: @SatisfactoryAF's very own @jembawls sat there for a whole hour whilst ~800 people waited to see some exciting new content an…
RT @duck1123: Ever realize that you've been watching a twitch stream of a guy just sitting in silence for the past 40 minutes?
@Satisfacto…
RT @SlaxXxX: Breaking News: new @SatisfactoryAF vehicle leaked https://clips.twitch.tv/PatientSassyFriseeBloodTrail?tt_medium=twtr
Can someone ask @elonmusk to check out our Cyberwagon? I’m too shy ☺️
And maybe tell him our game is about space and factories and maybe he’ll like it idk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVLCkcyN6oc
RT @KurlyD: @SatisfactoryAF #Giveaway game code GIVEAWAY!!! Come on in and see if you win!!!! ----->>> https://www.twitch.tv/kurlyddotcom 🚪#goty 2019!…
aww his cute little irradiated face poking out the bottom just breaks my heart 😍 https://twitter.com/TouchTheFloof/status/1198685807692992512
@EvanHerriges @elonmusk that might be possible when we add official mod support
RT @YoyodyneGames: @SatisfactoryAF Satisfactory Pro Tip: Your lizard doggo can AND WILL bring you Nuclear waste. Be prepared.
theres this on trick i do with my tongue- https://twitter.com/F11890611/status/1198875961414049792
@Adrobiel oof this hurts
@NateOCE yes, it means they are better
@TurtleChillout take Tim's money
@RedPaintedPaw i think its jealousy tbh
@Crazyydane LOL
@ApocoBunny alright listen up apocobunny let me have my moment
I'm so sorry. https://twitter.com/krimdule/status/1199040643927928833
@Dravone223 there is a bug related to this. maybe this will help:
- open up your codex by pressing X
- listen to the last few audio files (let them play out completely)
- try again
RT @Models_by_Storm: @SatisfactoryAF just got done printing it so time to play it http://pbs.twimg.com/media/EKS0mHAXUAUQXVG.jpg
@TouchTheFloof you're finished.
New minor update is live! There is a tiny update for localisation on the Early Access branch and a more substantial update on the Experimental branch.
1 like = 1 cyberwagon
1 RT = 1 patch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6ZTs31PuFE
Full patch notes: https://bit.ly/2QV8cUm
@rax521 no plans for that at this stage
RT @krimdule: Having a Conversation with JACE VARLET of COFFEE STAIN STUDIOS
@Coffee_Stain @jembawls @SatisfactoryAF
https://t.co/1fMGUuJ…
RT @BThreatsGaming: We enter the world of Satisfactory, a beautiful and dangerous world full of resources to exploit and production to auto…
@CoffeeStainNrth Y’all should delay it for the lulz 🌚
@BustaSnutt @ViktiniPlay mobsters*
Dude. https://twitter.com/Rekalty/status/1200157802469171200
@daveskoster we added a new feature that crashes the game before loading
RT @Zigarot: I found this truck launch was @SatisfactoryAF https://youtu.be/iVLCkcyN6oc
@daveskoster hmm never thought of it like that... but we'll get right on it.
do you get any error message?
@CoffeeStainNrth not until we dismantle the 1%
@TheCycleGame aww shieet dawgggg
Fuck: @NoMansSky
Marry: @TheCycleGame
Kill: @GoatSimulator
i think i did that right. leave yours in the commentssss https://twitter.com/TwitterGaming/status/1199734904948314112
@jembawls @NoMansSky @TheCycleGame @GoatSimulator @Detroit_Game @OldSchoolRS hahahaha go away
@BitCoinFriends no i dont see them either
@daveskoster oh actually i just noticed you were on experimental. This is expected and won't be patched until Update 3.
Please see this video for more information: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6ZTs31PuFE
@GoatSimulator @NoMansSky @TheCycleGame wait what
update 3 so 🔥 we gotta lock it in the fridge to cool off ❄️ http://pbs.twimg.com/media/EKieq-gXYAA5A8h.jpg
@LucDeTwitch it's too spicy to handle
I'm hanging out in here for a bit. wanna come chill in the chat?
https://www.twitch.tv/m90tom
@Benji3614 planned for end of jan/beginning of feb
@daveskoster i recommend reinstalling the game and see if that makes a difference
@DarkdragonKev @jembawls @NoMansSky @TheCycleGame @GoatSimulator @Detroit_Game @OldSchoolRS more like k-who? ammirite
@VesperDEM @CoffeeStainNrth see our latest video for more info https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6ZTs31PuFE
RT @Flat_BattTwitch: I think the factory is coming along nicely, the whole is for the manta ray entry through the tower. @SatisfactoryAF ht…
@Flat_BattTwitch reminds me of the cyberwagon™.
approved! ✅
@battlemytype1 currently there are no plans for console. we are just focusing on getting the game finished on windows. who knows what will happen in the future 🤷
N-NANI!?
Update 3 released... out of the fridge.
I don’t know what that means either. http://pbs.twimg.com/media/EKxZnyHW4AU_JNE.jpg
Here is part 1 of Fridge Saga https://twitter.com/satisfactoryaf/status/1200383770270031872?s=21 https://twitter.com/satisfactoryaf/status/1200383770270031872
@glenyeager2014 @EpicGames yes
@dstayton1 @goalcam we werent done polishing the update gawsh
@dstayton1 @goalcam they're locked in the basement
🌜 BONUS PATCH 🌛
I know we said we wouldnt fix anything but someone fixed something and put it on experimental. So that's nice.
1 like = 1 🌜
1 RT = 1 🌛
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JahYj98r0dQ
patch notes can be found on the same reddit post as the last update. the new stuff has been added to the top:
https://www.reddit.com/r/SatisfactoryGame/comments/e1ynfl/patch_notes_early_access_v02118_build_109075/
@Kalytis_ Whoops! Thanks. I've just added the details below the original tweet.
https://twitter.com/SatisfactoryAF/status/1201532956151549953
@darkyness @Coffee_Stain it does transmit bug reports!
also your doggo is dead
@ArkusRabherr s-sorry!
@GQueerDeer @spidermantifa You "get" the game 100% <3
RT @OrganicEar: I can’t get over how awesome @SatisfactoryAF is. If you haven’t at least taken a look at this game to see if you might be i…
See these presents? They put those there to make us work harder. But there ain’t shit in there.
Not even a single raise. http://pbs.twimg.com/media/EK7l2hqX0AAL_4Q.jpg
@Kappische wtf
@livetalkp We don't know.
@livetalkp im too scared to check
y'all are savage
im never talking about my feelings again
@arvidep that hour was exactly what was advertised
and how dare you call the cyberwagon™ a disappointment
@arvidep oh... thats fair.
but then how can you call jace drinking from a pipe disappointing!?!?!?
@arvidep wtf arvid
RT @PlumYeti: More @SatisfactoryAF Train Building. Join us in the Multiplayer Experimental Build as we continue to push this game to the li…
We got cookies from @humble and chocolates from @Steam! Thanks! <3
Can’t wait to see what @EpicGames will send us (cc @TimSweeneyEpic) http://pbs.twimg.com/media/EK8xONbWoAAUvpJ.jpg
@The_Data_Doctor @humble @Steam @EpicGames @TimSweeneyEpic get out sebastian
@humble @Steam @EpicGames @TimSweeneyEpic better be epic or else
@father_lasagna @humble @Steam @EpicGames @TimSweeneyEpic that is either undecided and/or top secret information
@CoffeeStainNrth dogshit
Hey I just got a cool idea: steel tubes.
Thoughts?
@AceofDragons1 @Kreative11 It is likely your save will not work, or you will need to remake a lot of your factory
How long until the full release? https://twitter.com/netflix/status/1202669582407782400
FYI we don’t know
@VeNT666 @AlienIsolation alien
🤔 http://pbs.twimg.com/media/ELVkcGAWkAAPQwA.jpg
@jembawls how about you stop "leaking" Fake News
@gamer_trem 10
if you dont notice anything then you're playing a completely different game
also it's likely your save won't work/you need to repair your entire factory. so you'll probably reset.
@AnthonyBriggs i like it :3
@gamer_trem we have released a video that also shows how to backup your current version of the game so you can keep that and continue playing on your old save. but you won't be able play updates or online.
however! who knows, maybe your factory can be recovered!
this update will be big folks. im sorry it's taking long but we take our time to make it as good as we can. i truly believe it will be worth the wait (i hope i'm not wrong)
@FHaackOfficial wtf
@BustaSnutt because @timbadylak forgot to put his glasses on when making this
@Bobbybou6 and honestly, the vast majority of folks are patient and supportive (like you!?). so it's not problem.
and even when folks are impatient it's just because they're passionate about the game and want more content. so it's all good <3
@gamer_trem That’s awesome to hear. Take care, friend <3
@kefran9 Hopefully by the end of this month but we’re SUPER busy. Will do my best
@t3mpLarz I believe there are some optimisations but I don’t know to what extent. We are also working on dedicated servers alongside Update 3 and will release support for them as soon as they’re ready. That should help, hopefully
@seePyou @jembawls I leaked real news
@jayden_ireland i dont think so!
@Eurymachuss and that's them on a GOOD day
RT @iRealFeras: مقطع اليوم ومقطع الرجعه
لعبة @SatisfactoryAF
https://youtu.be/e9nwQJcgov4
RT @krimdule: Having an INTER-VERSATION with SNUTT from Coffee Stain Studios
@Coffee_Stain @CoffeeStainNrth @SatisfactoryAF
@BustaSnutt @…
RT @ahnalee13: The pile of #merrytransmas gifts keep growing! Thank you so much Coffee Stain Studios for donating not one, but 5 copies of…
RT @LucasMattison: It's the name of the game, baby. @SatisfactoryAF http://pbs.twimg.com/media/ELgEXeFVUAE-lqM.jpg
Bring back 2017 - Early Prototypes https://twitter.com/songsofconquest/status/1204741600708046848
#SaveRugar
find someone who looks at you the way @jembawls looks at pipes http://pbs.twimg.com/media/ELqHVcjWsAEvyUQ.png
Update 3 delayed, thanks
#BlameSnutt https://twitter.com/BustaSnutt/status/1205430756232876032
Hi all! Super excited to announce that we've gotten a new Community Manager!
@BustaSnutt is now gonna be helping me (@jembawls) out. Check out his vid below to learn more about him!
1 like = 1 community
1 RT = 1 manager
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1o3tK1h8cM
Have you checked out @BustaSnutt’s introduction video yet?
If so, what’s your favourite thing about Snutt? Mine is that he is-
*checks notes*
a party animal.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1o3tK1h8cM
RT @Hsw_53: YOOOO @SatisfactoryAF , @BustaSnutt , @jembawls
Is this premiere coming soon or no?
Also Add pipes to the game to get the or…
@OhkayPlays @BustaSnutt Right!!
@KamiiSalamii The goal is around the end of January
We're hiring a new programmer because @BustaSnutt ruined everything.
Here are the details! Consider sharing to get the word out there <3
https://www.coffeestainstudios.com/jobs/satisfactory-programmer/
RT @OrganicEar: It’s been another amazing weekend in @SatisfactoryAF building things! Every time I play, this game makes me lose track of t…
@_Yeee5 @BustaSnutt @jembawls we'll take anyone at this point
@MuKMotorsport they're hollow rods
Yo just to clarify: @BustaSnutt joining me (@jembawls) as CM is just us adding a member to the team. So we are a 2 man team now rather than just me doing everything by myself.
TL;DR; unfortunately, I am not leaving.
Dunno what I'm talking about? Here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1o3tK1h8cM
@finalsynapse @BustaSnutt @jembawls Snutt is the perfect CM fit. I don’t think we can reliably find someone as good or better. That is why we are choosing to take him from the programming team. It will be easier to find a talented, easy-going programmer than someone who fits the specific CM needs we have.
Hey everyone! We’re looking to do a wrap up stream for the year on Thursday!
It’ll be chill, will show off some behind the scenes footage, fun community highlights, Q&A etc.
Thursday 4pm CET
https://twitch.tv/coffeestainstudiosdevs http://pbs.twimg.com/ext_tw_video_thumb/1206925035929317376/pu/img/vMS12l2UJxc0MYmv.jpg
@CoffeeStainNrth You don’t even make games
@jembawls @krimdule No
@AnthonyKinson WE HAVE MORE.
@BeMo50010700 DM me with more info plsss
@krimdule @jembawls No
RT @CoffeeStainNrth: I can't believe Bernie has played our game http://pbs.twimg.com/media/EL_anPJX0AABPmP.jpg
@ScruffyJoe187 what doesnt work? perhaps i can help. also saves *may* not be recoverable after the major update #3 (end of jan/beginning of feb)
just a heads up
@ScruffyJoe187 ohhhhhhhhhhh lol well i hope it goes well this time around <3
@ScruffyJoe187 do eeeet.
@Drullkus glad you're enjoying our recent optimisation changes
@monotonehell @Drullkus wtf
RT @Zenith_Astralis: @jembawls when the mk4 conveyor kicks in https://twitter.com/Keally22/status/1205520286231064576
TODAY at 4pm CET (in 7hrs) https://twitter.com/BustaSnutt/status/1207425048723828737
@HandlePhilipp 1-2 hours i think
Stream at 4pm CET! (2 hours from now)
Community highlights, a Coffee Stain rewind, hanging with other devs too! It’s gonna be fun, come hang out maybe?
https://twitch.tv/coffeestainstudiosdevs http://pbs.twimg.com/ext_tw_video_thumb/1207646396393967617/pu/img/wNj6Tpu2vqChSaNy.jpg
We're live now! Come hang with @jembawls and @BustaSnutt as we talk about the past year and a half. We'll have a couple of the other devs on the stream to at various points
We got a couple videos for you too!
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/coffeestainstudiosdevs
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4Y3KrxbLjs
Thank you SO SO SO much for everyone who hung out with us on twitch/youtube for a trip down memory lane.
Also we've uploaded a little end-of-year Coffee Stain Studios rewind on Youtube! It's kinda cute. You can check that out here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52nYaN8imgo
The twitch VOD can be found here: https://www.twitch.tv/videos/523663296
Yo 10% off Satisfactory during the #EpicGamesStore Holiday Sale! As well as more (better) discounts on other (better) games!
Also you can claim a $10 coupon courtesy of Epic too. Check the info in the tweet below to find out how. https://twitter.com/epicgames/status/1207697883732094981
@allyourhitmusic Before we release Update 3
shoutouts to @BikeManStream
https://www.twitch.tv/coffeestainstudiosdevs/clip/ElegantOutstandingFalconDancingBaby
@DemonicG4mes it likely won't.
it just not load at all or it might load but you will need to repair a bunch of things.
It's possible to save the current version of your game for offline play (so you can keep a copy of pre-update 3) and that should be compatible with your old saves.
My lawyers will be there in 10 minutes.
Don't worry, they're friendly. https://twitter.com/TheCycleGame/status/1208025120138309632
@TheCycleGame @BarryCarlyon do you have no dignity
RT @SatisfactoryCN: Thank you so much #Satisfactory fans and @SatisfactoryAF for making this an awesome year! Congratulations to Coffee Sta…
@gray59372820 Don’t be greedy
Heyyy everyone! We are now on holidays and won’t be back until next year.
Have a happy holidays everyone! Enjoy your friends, family, and/or alone time. Party hard, or chill. You do you.
Most of all: be safe <3
Here’s a fun, nostalgic montage I made: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52nYaN8imgo
@Ceciltaru @Bd4drummer @BustaSnutt @jembawls @inka_ellen @TheCycleGame Yes
Yo how we doing folks? Just a reminder that we’re out of the office for the holiday season. But I’ll check in now and then because I’m lonely.
What presents are you hoping to get for Christmas/25th December?
Don’t say pipes because:
1) no
2) we’re on vacation, no way we’re updating the game
@Twisted_HBG I’m not sure who’s gonna but that for you but good luck
@katanasquirrel Screensavers? I’m sure that can be arranged
@katanasquirrel Sure, pipes confirmed after your screensaver finishes.
@Joe50184145 Get out, Joe.
@M_C_M_X_C_I_I eww
@Norther01896021 There will be one + leaks beforehand.
@FlyingBoomkin Lucky the game never crashes 🙃
@evil_aranna You can, but you won’t get them unfortunately.
You’ve been naughty this year and Santa don’t stan naughty.
@JUstMove92 That will be in Update 3. With v-gem micro-transactions and the flossing dance.
We gotta get that bread 🥖
@RivetRose Tubular car confirmed
@MichaelH0894 Like a pee-pee tube
@RamonDC98 Should be some in January
@Lee37683 Spaghetti confirmed 🍝
@Dj0_Be I don’t understand... in Swedish Maj is May. Do you want us to delay until May? Because we can do that
@OenSeb Current max players can be as many as you want (need to modify a config file). But only officially support 4. So should be same on dedicated servers I think.
No other info though
@joshuajjb2 If you have friends it should be easy
@richardmatthias Jace ain’t a hugger, but I’m sure he’d appreciate a kristen Stewart gif
@Stormtropper2 DM me
@KamiiSalamii @Dj0_Be You would pronounce it like “Mai” in English. But it is spelled Maj in Swedish
@Bobbybou6 Yes
RT @jembawls: RT this sausage http://pbs.twimg.com/media/EMfwAA6WkAM4QAH.jpg
Swede’s celebrate Christmas today which is crazy.
Real Christmas is celebrated on December 25th, on the beach, with barbecue, beer, and dodging killer jellyfish.
This tweet was brought to you by an Australian.
And we’re Swedes at coffee stain. That was a the relevant context.
Except I’m Australian and it’s weird getting “Merry Christmas” messages today. And it’s cold.
@alby_newt Correct
@katanasquirrel Merry Christmas http://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video_thumb/EMn5DTnWoAIcmLi.jpg
RT @vsbmeza3: HERE WE GO! The XMAS MARATHON is live. If you need some distraction or an escape from reality during this holiday season, htt…
i saw that @GoatSimulator posted a merry christmas tweet with a high quality screenshot and wasn't about to be outdone.
Merry Christmas! (to those of you who do that thing) http://pbs.twimg.com/media/EMoOyQSXYAAtYdq.jpg
RT @GoatSimulator: Merry Christmas! http://pbs.twimg.com/media/EL_ZON-WoAAFJBI.jpg
@jembawls @BustaSnutt y'all need Jesus
@TouchTheFloof @GoatSimulator Oof oof no need come down that hard on them
@_ll_Leon_ll_ @GoatSimulator Step 1: close photoshop
Step 2: open mspaint
@mount_shane Be safe
RT @NightGhostHunt: I saw @SatisfactoryAF made a Christmas card to one up @CoffeeStainNrth, and rather than make my own I stole parts from…
@NightGhostHunt @CoffeeStainNrth @lavapotion you're up
@Adm_Fabricio20 @GoatSimulator NUCLEAR POWER PLANT GOSH
im not a monster
@_ll_Leon_ll_ @GoatSimulator Step 5: @jembawls takes the job and charges $500 an hour. tends to work slowly.
@BustaSnutt @inka_ellen @OtherDennis I’m fine with it. Might delay Update 3 for 1 more month but hey, what’s another month after all this time anyway.
@CoffeeStainNrth @NightGhostHunt Ass Team? 🤔
RT @vsbmeza3: What an epic marathon this was. Thank you everyone who joined, donated, subbed, supported. We've managed to finish the curren…
RT @BustaSnutt: I have this same reaction every time I play @SatisfactoryAF as well @pewdiepie #blessed http://pbs.twimg.com/ext_tw_video_thumb/1210366580518993923/pu/img/CxSrxYknpUqCw6rM.jpg
@BustaSnutt @jembawls @pewdiepie The game is Pigeon Simulator by @bossastudios btw
@letsgameitout Wow I don’t like you either.
@letsgameitout No one laughed.
Hey folks! Hope you’re having a good holidays!
Just wanna say a quick thank you for your patience on Update 3. We’re planning to get some teasers and stuff out shortly after we return from the holidays. Planning™.
Have a happy new year and be safe!
@PotemaQuest 🙃
@baechi65 I’m a community manager, I don’t develop the update
Also I DO WHAT I WANT MOM
@drcybercrimes @L3G33K https://questions.satisfactorygame.com
But I’ll -try- to see if I can get it done myself after the holidays as it Shouldn’t™ be too hard
@PittaMan aww <3
@TrueSnowmanGame Okay delaying update 6 months ty for understanding
@Plasma_06 2nd
@TheCycleGame FICSIT? More theft.
@inka_ellen @jembawls When you find out, let me know.
RT @JD_Play5: Better late then never but @auspost FINALLY delivered my official @SatisfactoryAF Ficsit Adequate Pioneering badge and merch.…
Our lawyers will also see you in 2020 about the theft of our drop pod sequence as well as the alleged use of the FICSIT logo somewhere in your game. https://twitter.com/TheCycleGame/status/1212065179715944448
@Winkeladvocat I can help! Will DM
@_KalebW_ Do we ever joke?
Anyone accepting this challenge? https://twitter.com/NoMansSky/status/1211379006022533123
@NikhilPatokar There ain’t no pipes on her, Nick.
@jembawls @NikhilPatokar “Pipers”
@Mondanzo All I’m hearing are excuses
RT @Casketman20: I think I might have a problem...
More Satisfactory coming up in a few minutes on Twitch after I let the dogs out.
#twitch…
@Reprevise @Jack_Septic_Eye a major update in the next month or something! idk when really
@DragonSireMods @Mondanzo re: fresh start, that information is already out there. it will likely require a fresh start. older saves *may* work but would require a lot of rework on your factory.
as for what will be in it, we will leak info before it comes.
@Skenkee @Marekala @TheCycleGame disgusting.
@EpicGames minecraft
@Demmino0 @EpicGames but did you remember to hydrate?
@Demmino0 @EpicGames Good. Now back to work, Pioneer.
@Qlimqx we've had a LOT of people report that they have gained significant improvement over FPS and multiplayer experience.
what is the shortcut bug you are referring to?
@Qlimqx we've released multiple updates since trains, and our next major update is scheduled for next month. this information is publicly available.
as for your 5fps I don't know what's causing it. Is it a large save file?
@Qlimqx @Wapinoux most are on experimental, yes, but to say we arent doing anything is wrong. what is your version number?
as for roadmap, we have said when update 3 will come out. the content is secret. if you think we aren't doing anything and just taking money then i cant help you.
@Qlimqx @Wapinoux we have also said that we wont do updates for some time on Early Access because we are focusing on Update 3. We have said everything before.
@Qlimqx @Wapinoux *sigh* "one small thing"
can't help you buddy. take care.
@roboter5123 We’ve already explained why this is. Chill out.
Minecraft has a massive team btw. We’re 25 people.
RT @MantisInABox: Enjoy a friends stream tonight at https://mixer.com/IronWinter
He is playing the amazing game @SatisfactoryAF made by @Coffee…
@DeityTTV or else what
@DeityTTV aww
we're doing our best :) update 3 is scheduled for either end of this month or beginning of next month (but looking more like beginning of next month).
will start leaking info and teasers soon
@DeityTTV there wont be tier 8, but there will be a lot of new stuff for you to do.
RT @cay_luh: The stream last night was one for the books. Thanks to everyone who hung out. Also shoutout to @SatisfactoryAF for making an A…
@cay_luh lmao
@Binkenstein today is our last day of our holidays! so tomorrow we'll get cracking on teasers etc. while the dev team gets back on update 3
@DragonSireMods @Qlimqx @Wapinoux yes, that's all we know
@Binkenstein @jembawls sounds like a plan!
@xXIronWinterXx <3 ty for streaming
@Qlimqx @DragonSireMods @Wapinoux maybe july
maybe september
might take another holiday
maybe relax on the bahamas
maybe 2022
idk
@Qlimqx @DragonSireMods @Wapinoux that sounds like a good idea, ty
@VedishH @Binkenstein not mercer spheres. maaaaybe fauna but i dont think so
@Qlimqx @DragonSireMods @Wapinoux okay ill cancel satisfactory. thank you for the business advice.
@VedishH @Binkenstein yeah, you're right there will be new fauna for sure.
BUT NO KILLING FLYING THING! it is friendly :3
@Qlimqx @DragonSireMods @Wapinoux oh yeah i forgot. we did, yeah.
Anyone recognise this spid- kitty? https://twitter.com/_ninyn/status/1214118606814007297
@TheRealJayrizzo yeah that's a different kitty
@Fley_The_Dragon im calling the police
@hayblinkin_ A few options, none are ideal:
1) play now and see if your save will load and if your factory can be salvaged
2) play now, make a copy of the pre-update 3 version of the game and continue on that
3) wait for Update 3
@hayblinkin_ Unfortunately I don’t think there is anything you can avoid now so that there won’t be any issues. It’s a big update and pretty much all phases of the game will be affected.
@PizzaPartyKen that would be @SleepersDlight! he can help :D
@Trylo_729 i can't say any details of the update just yet, will start leaking stuff soon.
however, the update is so large and there is so much rework been done that there is a high chance of save files not working, or if they do work they'll need heavy rework.
RT @Casketman20: The addiction is real so let's feed it again. Satisfactory today and some MP later this week.
#twitchaffiliate @Satisfacto…
@Sandaishiro this specific area should have been fixed many many months ago. what version is she playing on?
@TheEszareth you are correct
@Sandaishiro this specific error should have been fixed many many months ago. what version is she playing on?
@JoshBarriger You can launch non-steam games from steam. But there is no transferring of “ownership” or anything like that since it’s an Epic game and not available on steam.
@TheRealZoros @VedishH @Binkenstein There will be new fauna *one day*, to clarify. I don’t think there is new fauna in update 3. Larger enemies are in the plans, amongst other things too.
@thevilegoo @Trylo_729 leaks will be done via youtube which we will share here, which may still spoil. i can try to not spoil anything in the text of the tweet. (sorry if i forget)
@TheRealZoros @VedishH @Binkenstein cant leak anything about the fauna apart from that we have already leaked one large crab thing. cant say anything after that.
no plans on DLC yet, we're still in early access so we wanna finish the base game first.
working on merch!
@burakilinc as said before, end of january or beginning of february
@DemonicG4mes worst case scenario is that the save wont load at all. you can back up the current version of the game before Update 3 comes so you can keep your saves - not ideal of course.
more info in our video on this topic: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fsod_UF5eus
Hey folks 1002i3918239 people asking about the update.
Info:
- it's a HUGE update so it's taking longer than expected. but we are working on it
- end of january/beginning of february
- you may need to start over due to how big the changes are
- more info: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fsod_UF5eus
- we will delay things till the heat death of the universe if that's what it takes to get things right. but we will always try to get it out sooner than that.
@KurrrKurrr i know, i think it's awesome too
- we're back at work from our holidays. except for me. i'm sick. please feel sorry for me. lucky for you though i just do social media and videos so the "real" devs are still working on the update.
@Chubby_Cats22 personally, i think it will be
@Foonerisms @jembawls mid january xd
@YungEvers wth evers
- every time you say pipes we will take another holiday
@ppcqua yep, it's old but still some people don't know that info it seems
@TheAlexTDB nothing happens :(
@WellBrained Clover
@TheCycleGame hmm...
might call off the mobsters.
for a while at least.
- y'all are funny and cool <3
@workshopcraft update 3 delayed to heat death of the universe while we sip margheritas on the canary island
@ajonesrolltide yep we will release them. i was hoping to get something out this week (still possible) but sick nooooo :(
@JMTG888 it *might* be fixable by the player. but yes, recipe changes + more that i cant talk about.
@BustaSnutt @neim7_igor @ajonesrolltide 🙃
@ttv_3tabs keep it in your pants, 3tabs.
@jembawls @HannahBeuger @BirkTKirk @_ninyn @BustaSnutt @stefan_hanna you're pathetic
RT @Panakotta00: Guss who is back with another nice @SatisfactoryAF Modding Stream! We will see if @jembawls and @BustaSnutt have written g…
@Sandaishiro Can you please tell me the version number. Also when does it happen?
Interview with Hannah bananah right now! https://twitter.com/krimdule/status/1214636926495379456
@TheToonPhantom @Killmondaygames aww ty <3
@Duong_FG hmm it seems okay for me... here is the link: https://bit.ly/2GshtNI
im not sure if that is the same one you used before
@Duong_FG i will try and put them into the game before Update 3 releases. so it wont be for some time, unfortunately :/
@larousse96 im sending my lawyers
Hey just a reminder of our social media things.
Our reddit is pretty active and the folks there post INCREDIBLE stuff: https://https://www.reddit.com/r/satisfactorygame
Discord server is fun: https://discord.gg/satisfactory
Instagram is dead-ish but will be revived soon: https://www.instagram.com/coffee_stain_studios/
Oh and youtube of course: https://www.youtube.com/user/CoffeeStainStudios
@NikhilPatokar im a community manager, i dont work on the update!
you silly bum bum
@Glenn9K no one uses twitter, glenn
@Panakotta00 share it!
@pjb927 @shrubheight Follow us on twitterrrr posted this yesterdayyyy https://twitter.com/satisfactoryaf/status/1214528311902248961?s=21 https://twitter.com/satisfactoryaf/status/1214528311902248961
RT @damian_soong: Anyone playing @SatisfactoryAF ?
what game is this from because it sure as hell looks too amazing for ours
https://www.reddit.com/r/SatisfactoryGame/comments/elz9bs/this_took_some_time_the_factory_to_produce_fuel/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf http://pbs.twimg.com/media/EN1SZXsXUAUk7cH.jpg
Please consider going to the reddit page and giving an upvote if you feel it is worth it
@TouchTheFloof This is the only reason pipes are a good idea
ITS MODDED FOLKS OKAY, NOT A LEAK OF NEW SHIT
@Bilal33890946 It’s a mod
@OBarnacles Get out Zach
@Brbteabreak You’ve seen some strange looking penises in your life, but I ain’t judging.
@dakre18 If I hear one more leaky pipes joke I swear-
@JUstMove92 @dakre18 @jembawls i hate you all
@AnthoDingo We’re currently working on it but we don’t have an ETA yet.
@Sharkfeet http://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video_thumb/EN3ILguUwAEeHHB.jpg
Satisfactory community sees this legitimate screenshot and be like "oMg PiPeS cOnFiRmEd"
*top voted on reddit*
*youtube react videos*
*wiki updated*
*usage of pipe mods rapidly decline*
*coffee stain receives nobel peace prize*
*we get keanu's digits*
like if u agree 👍 http://pbs.twimg.com/media/EN3IQINXsAE-IO8.jpg
@MisterTechnik Self-care
@MisterTechnik because you love yourself more than you know :)
@mrsilicon @Gommash next is 2D
@Shadows_wing @spicymilkbags High Quality In-Game Screen Shot*
@KurlyD they got hella callus
@Snafu2701 @PhiliChez @OddsCrazyStuff it isn't nice to make fun of misspellings, but im not gonna lie, Colin 1th KILLED me
im so sorry
@Dustinrice99 @tomato_dead great modding site here: https://ficsit.app/
@PhiliChez @Snafu2701 @OddsCrazyStuff - original tweet mispelled 1th
- you said "firth" team
- 1th = firth
- Colin 1th = Colin Firth
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colin_Firth
@MisterTechnik Oh but you did.
@sireisenblut Can’t you see the High Quality Legitimate Screen Shot above?
@BustaSnutt @GurtGoo Same.
@Plasma_06 That joke’s been around the block Troy ;)
@Gommash @mrsilicon On it.
@UUID_Ben @CyrAshsurg Well spotted Cyr. You get a raise.
Just kidding, get back to work pioneer.
@TheAnon67 What’s that
@Rusketh Thank you! I spent a long time on it :3
@sationix Yeah I don’t get it either. This discussion has literally been going for 1.5 years now
@dagarath No, you have suits. Just go in them.
@Ryukiroku Maybe as an emote or something!
@Billisssa more? not possible
@aperebus some things like the jetpack and lookout tower can help with this. but it seems folks get used to it in time but it's always down to the individual of course. the 3rd dimension definitely offered us design challenge to make things intuitive.
@c_gruen @jembawls its progressing well
@c_gruen @jembawls oh wait, teaser. that isnt progressing as im still quite sick and cant be at the office
@pjb927 @BustaSnutt no
@jembawls Saturday is just another day. Get back to work Pioneer.
@CptDreadbeard @jembawls Banned
@aliakbar_fallah What’s that
Wait wtf https://twitter.com/mrvanelder/status/1216126082254098433
okay give $10 more ty <3 https://twitter.com/OrganicEar/status/1216415593307480070
@OrganicEar glad you're enjoying it <3
RT @itslittany: 15 minutes until my first attempt at playing @SatisfactoryAF on stream https://twitch.tv/itslittany
@ScruffyJoe187 calling your tutorial "Satisfactory" is 100% not bragging btw
RT @ScruffyJoe187: Its the 12th of January and about bloody time i published my new series on youtube.
i am calling it A Satisfactory Tut…
@itslittany tyvm <3 <3 <3
@fedoranimus dedicated servers are being worked on in parallel to update 3, no ETA though.
performance stuff comes with every update! had some big big wins in the last one. hopefully we can get some good results in #3.
@JoufRom @archillect get out, Romain
this is my favourite tweet of 2020 even though i stopped reading at "pipes are overrated" https://twitter.com/Laevend/status/1216700333981929472
BIG thanks to one of our community members, Borimir, for sending us an awesome little christmas present! Here's a little unboxing video :3
Can I get some "Thanks @Borimir98 👍" in the chat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HxaM1bogYwU
@ziad_razek Soon™
hopefully this week
@lalomartins @Borimir98 ahhh i get it!
RT @_ninyn: Hello pals! We're still looking for a programmer on Satisfactory. <3
Feel free to RT!
https://www.coffeestainstudios.com/jobs/satisfactory-programmer/
@Boostvolt1 more developers does not mean it will come sooner - thats not how it works. it is taking long because it is a big update.
@TheCycleGame we need to monitor you.
This amazing video and song by @TheWeebl! 👀 I'm blushing! 💜 https://youtu.be/XolXwtrM0tw
@jembawls @BustaSnutt @TheWeebl sure
RT @mrvanelder: Going Live with some @SatisfactoryAF 🔴🚂🏭
https://www.twitch.tv/braindg
LaZy DeVs!!! https://twitter.com/finalfantasyvii/status/1217085226641510402
@FilipeKvi Get out Luis
@TimeGravy Soon soon
were amongst the most popular and we only sold 9 copies
@EpicGames is screwed http://pbs.twimg.com/media/EOT5DO-W4AA1Xuq.jpg
@Brbteabreak @EpicGames that must be it, yeah
@HarryBostock1 @EpicGames https://www.epicgames.com/store/en-US/news/epic-games-store-weekly-free-games-in-2020
but its still kinda hard to read some parts
@aglitterymoose @EpicGames worst starts at satisfactory
@m90Tom @EpicGames we would never have beaten the goose, lets be real here
@j0hnbane @EpicGames Absolutely. You can never truly *know* what will happen, but things worked out yay! <3
@m90Tom @EpicGames Update 3 delayed again for goose
@mfischer148 @EpicGames I mean, we weren’t the MOST popular. Maybe they had 10 or 11
@aglitterymoose @EpicGames 3 is the cursed number
@thenerze @skylanlew @EpicGames And @TheCycleGame
People keep that installed because they think it’s us
@FC360D @EpicGames <3
@Dragonran3 @EpicGames I don’t know but if you are: thank you :)
https://twitter.com/satisfactoryaf/status/1217373594092785664?s=21 https://twitter.com/satisfactoryaf/status/1217373594092785664
@CoffeeStainFkr @EpicGames https://twitter.com/satisfactoryaf/status/1217373594092785664?s=21 https://twitter.com/satisfactoryaf/status/1217373594092785664
@Hansow_ Hi! We have fixed this bug internally and the fix will roll out with the major Update #3
RT @SatisfactionLab: Come join us, 128 player tower!
Saturday 18th January 2020
5GMT, 6CET, 12EST, 6AEDT
More info to follow... https://…
We’re gonna have a little teaser out tomorrow! It will be a very short video teasing a new feature from Update #3. Super excited to show you all!
It’s kinda like the video about the Cyberwagon except it’s better and this time you might actually care about it.
Cyberwagon vid if you haven’t seen it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVLCkcyN6oc
@LassiKokkonen You get a promotion. 2 candies/hr
@Bilal33890946 Something like that
@Araxiel @LassiKokkonen Exposure is infinitely more valuable so everyone should just stop asking for candies I think
@ppcqua @m90Tom @itzCunty What is 👀
@A_Spec It will not :3
@Alphabet85 @EpicGames It’s 2020, let’s shoot for 20!
@BoavistaJacob @EpicGames You can actually play it without EGS installed *after* you’ve downloaded from the store it if that’s of interest to you. Offline only though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fsod_UF5eus&t=3m9s
@thedarkestcell @EpicGames We would’ve only got 8 copies on steam
feature teaser today #SeduceSomeoneInFourWords
@nobudyknowsme incredible
FINALLY. Here's a trailer revealing a new feature in Update #3!
You won't get all the details of course - we still want to keep you guessing ;)
1 like = 1 feature
1 rt = 1 trailer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhcBjLjLjUY
@TengokuDragon it is a teaser trailer after all!
@kefran9 @ImKibitz 🙃
@Corran1327 it revealed 2 major things :)
RT @SatisfactoryFR: Nouvelle vidéo de @SatisfactoryAF sur l'update #3 :)
Ca vous inspire quoi ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhcBjLjLjUY
LAZY DEVS AGAIN!!! https://twitter.com/CDPROJEKTRED/status/1217861009446182912
@Cydhra simon hit FF7 and now cyberpunk!
he's too strong
@Akreter they better
@kefran9 whats for dinner?
@kefran9 can i have some :x
@kefran9 but arent you DYING to know what it does!? :O
@kefran9 cyberWAGON thank you very much!
@kefran9 maybe it is maybe it isnt 🤷
@Rhaziel what a rollercoaster of emotions!
@CoffeeStainNrth @BustaSnutt I finally agree with you, North.
@DanaSChase @TengokuDragon a shop
@finalsynapse a shop
@Stilliedotcoza End of jan/beginning of feb
@videonMode @ghotep Correct, we’ve done more this past 6 months than just a shop and that includes general optimisations
@DEM0NITIZATION It’s not big enough :(
@Joachimvoldseth From memory I don’t think any of our feature teaser/reveals are
@bethodk I approve of this reaction
@fabki1988 It’s your lucky day!
@Zeratu6 Do it!
@drtaru 🍆
@YungEvers I made the trailer, yes. But I didn’t make the shop!
@Krougher You’ll have to buy me a drink first
@EdccSpace but how would we afford our margheritas in the bahamas? also those limousine drivers dont pay themselves 🤷
⚠️SAVE FILE INFORMATION⚠️
We previously said we were unsure whether or not your save files could be loaded in Update 3 due to new features and re-balancing.
However, we now expect All™ save files to be loadable but you will have to fix your factory.
😂👌🏽💾🔥💯🎉
Unfortunately, I can’t say what needs to be fixed because that may give away other features.
@YungEvers Thanks I made them myself
@theweird1ne I don’t think the colours have been affected 🏳️🌈
@_Ryan_Z oh theres no hope for you even before update 3
it was the shop
the shop broke everything
@Bielbo which?
@Bielbo ah yeah, thats the top of the space elevator.
@Harryolo2 @Bielbo yep thats right. burgers, burritos, curries - everything!
Dear @factoriogame,
We saw what you did in your latest Friday Facts. We knew we couldn’t trust you.
We kindly ask that you make this little, uh, “problem” go away. You have about 16 hours until the mobsters arrive. After that, we can’t help you.
Regards,
@timbadylak
@jembawls @factoriogame @timbadylak shut up jace
@the_joe_dubbs @Hail4Gaming @factoriogame @timbadylak Nothing. Just... just don’t look into it okay.
@TengokuDragon @Jazzer008 @factoriogame @timbadylak It’s not.
Stop it.
@BustaSnutt @Jazzer008 @factoriogame @timbadylak wtf snutt if you like them so much why don’t you go marry them
@DanaSChase i believe that is all top secret information for now
@GamingPaola @TheCycleGame i expected nothing less
There will be an epic attempt by community members to get 128 players into a single game tomorrow! Keep up to date with the reddit thread below if you're interested <3 https://twitter.com/SatisfactionLab/status/1218260716089741312
@mrvanelder this is my prediction also
@JackOKeeffe9 pls DM me your discord id so i can look into it
@DKullerd AWW
@_ninyn
@ImKibitz Except your save files*
Give me your best coupon story. I’ll go first:
Once, I was all alone walking down a dark winding road. In the corner of my eye I spotted something.
“Could that be?” I said out loud.
I picked it up and indeed it was.
A 2-for-1 pizza coupon.
I ate pizzas that night.
~ Fin ~
Before you ask:
- Yes I ate both, they were dark times
- 1 cheese and 1 pepperoni
- I was watching The Bachelor
@goalcamredux Yeah it’s a coupon! I mean we’ll take what we can get.
Hope you find em!
@bvonex I can answer that in exchange for 15 coupons
@sireisenblut WOAH coupons creating whole new experiences! I’ll have to try it sometime
@Florian55853715 What a deal! Coupons are great.
@Raelapsed WHAT. That’s a pretty dope coupon story right there
@derkalaender We will always* guarantee your 2k coupons will not be useless! 🙂
*maybe
@Doozerpindan hi! glad you're enjoying the game :3
i could be wrong but i think that stuff was an intentional design decision but whether that will change i don't know for sure. but we are super aware that some folks dont like it!
This is happening in 1.5 hrs!! No way they’ll get 128 players in the game imo https://twitter.com/satisfactionlab/status/1217114273845075973
30 mins left on 128 player pre-stream over on @DontpokeJosh. Come hang out with us there, then we'll be moving over to the main stream.
Pre-Stream: https://www.twitch.tv/dontpokejosh
Main stream: https://www.twitch.tv/braindg
NOW at https://twitch.tv/braindg https://twitter.com/satisfactionlab/status/1217114273845075973
RT @SatisfactionLab: Sweet 16 Tower @SatisfactoryAF @jembawls @BustaSnutt #one28AF
https://clips.twitch.tv/SmoggyGlutenFreeMouseSMOrc
@AceofDragons1 @Harkuno86 this is worth a try for science.
@ChrisMillerArt feature* trailer
@SatisfactionLab @BustaSnutt @jembawls I’d retweet but you said the cursed word
@SatisfactionLab @BustaSnutt @jembawls "snutt"
@ChrisMillerArt yeah! its a shop :3
RT @SatisfactionLab: New Satisfaction Lab and @SatisfactoryAF in player record of 57/58 and then it all got a bit....broken 🤣
@…
demonitized at 0:57 https://twitter.com/Panakotta00/status/1218626817835356160
We have seen that some of you have concerns about the new shop feature meaning the addition of microtransactions.
...That’s it. That’s the tweet. https://twitter.com/satisfactoryaf/status/1217809443573981184
@ThighsItch no
@Lord_Calf Nope, we don’t know when that will happen :x
@stefan_hanna @ThighsItch What’s that?
RT @letsgameitout: forgive me padre for i have sinned and abducted my entire neighborhood of over 200 people in the sims 4
https://t.co/gS…
@letsgameitout Whoops meant to rt from my personal account but what’s done is done.
Always forward, never back.
@The_Kylewis @crimetape very hard
VIDEO OF INFORMATION
In this vid @jembawls covers some Coupon Shop stuff, some release date info stuff, microtransactions are a lie stuff + more stuff
1 like = stuff
1 rt = more stuff
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTKDTJSsAm4
@Extem115 @sasukewuff @jembawls Happy birthdays! I turn 1 in March :3
@YungEvers @jembawls Go get some
@YungEvers @jembawls ask a friend to get some
@YungEvers @jembawls if i get friends id keep them to myself because i dont have any yet
@YungEvers @jembawls me too :(
RT @c_gruen: @SatisfactoryAF so this is why I play way too much of this dogshit game... https://youtu.be/PV_wlU4drnM
@HaznoTV Ty!! Shoutouts to @SleepersDlight <3
@zamora_mickael @SatisfactoryFR It isn’t possible yet but we are currently developing support for that
👇🏽 In case you missed it 👇🏽 https://twitter.com/satisfactoryaf/status/1219347266831634433
@Matox2568 @jembawls Recipes/rebalancing & new things
We’re live!
We’re gonna go over a bunch of the stuff from yesterday’s video and go into a little more detail.
Gonna also cover some other stuff, do a Q&A, and play some/a game/s :)
Come hangggg:
https://twitch.tv/coffeestainstudiosdevs
all confirmed https://twitter.com/ikkarihellsing/status/1219738825276252162
RT @BustaSnutt: My absolutely 100% favorite moment from the stream! https://clips.twitch.tv/GentleUgliestLEDBatChest
Heyyy we streamed yesterday! Had a bunch of info including going into a little more depth about the shop and dedicated servers.
If you missed it, you can catch the VOD here:
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/539948701?t=00h12m30s
find someone who looks at you the way jace looks at snutt http://pbs.twimg.com/media/EO4PpG5XsAEX_lF.jpg
@KateyParr gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
@AtomiKMlv we're a little too busy to make a stripped down version unfortunately
@maxus254 pepperoni
@JamesMcCloud_sf some people say it is but i dont think so. i think it's a comfy temperature, so we can wear hoodies.
RT @AlphaPyxis: Hey Guys I Am Live on Youtube, Twitch, Mixer & DLive Playing Satisfactory!Come Chat With Me As We Build our Factory!
@Sati…
i dont know how i feel about being #2 but ill take what i can get at this point. https://twitter.com/OtherDennis/status/1220037241013182465
RT @Shalidor760: I am About to go Live with Satisfactory. Playing with Trains Part 3 Episode 17 https://www.twitch.tv/shalidor760 @SatisfactoryAF #…
RT @DCDGamingshow: Satisfactory Speed Run #1 @SatisfactoryAF @SatisfactoryCN #speedrun https://youtu.be/kSx-FPq5hQY via @YouTube
RT @BustaSnutt: If this tweet gets 1000 likes I'll delay Update 3 for @SatisfactoryAF
Congrats! HOYP https://twitter.com/dcdgamingshow/status/1220320204313583617
@TheCycleGame @4thBestInSpace im not paying child support
@BustaSnutt @timbadylak @vsbmeza3 daddylak
@TheCycleGame @4thBestInSpace what no
1/10 poll i would never do a rigged poll
Do you like eating?
If yes, then you and the new resource sink have a lot in common.
If no, then give the resource sink your food.
1 like = 1 food
1 rt = 1 kitchen sink
You can check out the teaser trailer here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atCRj-t-cJA
High Quality Screenshot From Update Number Three http://pbs.twimg.com/media/EPCekk7WkAEfayp.png
@Miysis1919 okay i laughed a little too hard i think at this
@MisterTechnik you know us too well
@Edregol @MisterTechnik then you realised: "Coffee Stain."
RT @BustaSnutt: Speaking of which 👀 https://www.coffeestainstudios.com/jobs/satisfactory-programmer/
RT @BustaSnutt: If this tweet gets 1000 likes I'll delay Update 3 for @SatisfactoryAF
@BustaSnutt @NicsakerSkedush no
@Harf1542 the video is nearly finished :)
Here's the best info we can give regarding the release timing for Update 3.
1 like = 2022
1 rt = 2021
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wg-e_6eF4hI
@Harf1542 its no problem! here is the video: https://twitter.com/SatisfactoryAF/status/1220751343419363328
@BustaSnutt lol you didnt even need 1000
@Borimir98 @jembawls Gotta ask @SUBWAY I guess
@Plzbanme 1 week after that
@gamercow Experimental
RT @Krygenic: Pipe this? @jembawls @SatisfactoryAF http://pbs.twimg.com/media/EPEWtAoXsAAMe2H.jpg
RT @Smerkin5000: East swamp chain sawed to the ground ... such beautiful views :) @SatisfactionLab @SatisfactoryAF #hardcore https://t.co/p…
@Smerkin5000 @SatisfactionLab you monster
@aprctsprrw @BustaSnutt Hopefully 11th but if delayed from that it looks like it wouldn’t be 1 more week. But idk
RT @Catzennii: Streamin' or dreamin' | US | CST | Streamin' or dreamin' #sickStrum #SatisfactoryExperimental @SatisfactoryAF #PipesNotIncl…
@PotemaQuest haha actually that has stopped. someone is #lying
we have an announcement to make... http://pbs.twimg.com/ext_tw_video_thumb/1221857681419440130/pu/img/TGlzUlLtid0fQ_em.jpg
@LCH_Kyle mnuhmnuhmnuh
mnuh
@lordsp #BlameEmilia
@LCH_Kyle fake news
@jembawls @FalseEar No
when someone asks about pipes while you’re in the middle of breakfast http://pbs.twimg.com/media/EPWTnmkX0AABxvl.jpg
@limixn321 http://pbs.twimg.com/media/EPWVIvMW4AAmjip.jpg
@mattgiltaji The same place we were 1.5 years ago: there’s no point to them
@TheSmalHobbit It was a bottle. Like a small barrel!
@lalomartins But you can make trains already in the game without pipes :x
@lalomartins Well, maybe with that attitude
@SiggiGG This is the Tuesday before the expected Tuesday that we said we wouldn’t hit lmao
YOU MONSTER
@Binkenstein I don’t know who is worse at this point
@oafkad Use a small spoon
@fishsauced Do your worst 😈
@lordsp This sounds like a movement
@Ackros Trends go full circle, I’m just ahead of the curve by 1-350 years
@Neo_CGS I don’t know what that is
@theZeblin I recommend it
@menumitch Pretty sure it was melleruds
@lalomartins now this i can get behind!!
hey btw it's tuesday and that means we're streaming! We'll be giving a little more info about the Resource Sink then probably just hang out and play some games.
It's gonna be 3pm CET (that's 4 hours from now)
https://twitch.tv/coffeestainstudiosdevs
@Nyret_Nost http://pbs.twimg.com/media/EPXcmvdWsAI1iOL.jpg
We’ll be live in 40 minutes!
On top of resource sink and general Q&A stuff, we’ll also have a guest appearance by our QA tester to answer any questions you might have about game testing.
We’ll finish off with Cuphead. Cuphead and rage.
https://twitch.tv/coffeestainstudiosdevs
pre-stream is live! we'll be starting any minute. theres a nice render of the pioneer. thats better than nothing for now https://twitter.com/SatisfactoryAF/status/1222147427454595072
RT @Satisfactory_DE: Wir haben für euch die wichtigsten Informationen aus dem heutigen @SatisfactoryAF Stream zusammengetragen und übersetz…
@Laevend Could also be loosely considered a barrel http://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video_thumb/EPZEuECX4AEwhhU.jpg
RT @krimdule: SATISFACTORY: The SEARCH For Lizzard Doggo Cave
👀 Can We Find It? The Search Begins. 👀
@SatisfactoryAF @Coffee_Stain
Are th…
RT @SatisfactoryCN: How has @LEGO_Group not contacted @Coffee_Stain about making these awesome #Satisfactory models?
https://t.co/F4cJpO9w…
@songsofconquest minecraft
RT @songsofconquest: Which strategy games are you really looking forward to during 2020? (Besides SoC!)
yo y'all need gaming shoes by @PUMA for Satisfactory? maybe to reach 100% efficiency?
don't forget to leave a review.
https://eu.puma.com/uk/en/pd/active-gaming-footwear/306663.html
@seePyou @PUMA but havent you ever slid off your chair before?
@PUMA only 2 childrens sizes tho? or am i misunderstanding?
@seePyou @PUMA Puma Active Gaming Footwear would've been cheaper, just sayin
@AidenDudley i think we're gonna stick to our one ground level for the time being
@Maxos43 @PUMA F
@ACorpseNZ @PUMA http://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video_thumb/EPck7wOWkAADJTS.jpg
@SatisfactionLab nothing, i dont play the game
no the poo just stays there https://twitter.com/TimeGravy/status/1222534316950982656
unless you analyse it in the M.A.M
@MisterTechnik http://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video_thumb/EPd4JNNXsAEaXEe.jpg
@ikkarihellsing bioass generator has not been implemented yet
@MisterTechnik poo
@SuperCoder79 thats too real man
@LCH_Kyle It counts as personal storage
@DCDGamingshow @Coffee_Stain @SatisfactoryCN @SatisfactionLab soon soon, just about done i think
hey the teaser is almost done, sorry for the Delay™ but it's coming soon
@Snugibun @Blizzard_Ent like within 1-2 hours soon.
@Setharial a feature teaser like the other ones.
@DasEvoli get out
@Gommash the teaser will be a youtube video so, i dont think you do
@Blitzkriegsler you're grounded blitz
y'all be like "ugh teaser for a teaser" but i just wanted to keep you in the loop because we are late and now you're all being mean to me and im sad
@mynameisjamie http://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video_thumb/EPi-HX2WoAI_M5r.jpg
@chommanderchaos the damage has been done Thomas.
and the teaser is a video folks, just to be clear
every thursday we release a video
the game update is in february maybe 11th maybe 18th maybe later but i hope not
@Setharial some folks say theyd rather nothing but then i look at our vids with 70k views and im like "they silly"
@estragonvel this is why i just have no friends. i avoid this situation every time
@Drewishly @HannahBeuger just had a panic attack
uploading now u bum bums
ur all bum bums
Here's the next Update 3 feature teaser video!
We added a Coffee Cup to the game. There are other things in here too but coffee is all that matters when trying to Stay Efficient™
1 like = regular black coffee
1 rt = espresso
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPa9wSimOiA
RT @SatisfactoryAF: Here's the next Update 3 feature teaser video!
We added a Coffee Cup to the game. There are other things in here too b…
wow if u like the teaser so much why dont u just marry it
Actually shoutouts to @timbadylak for making this vid (+ others who pitched in but aren’t on twitter). He deserves the cred.
He doesn’t like public attention though so don’t follow him or anything okay?
@jontzbaker There’s a bell you can “RING”
Hey content creators (and anyone else i guess), the original files for the feature teaser trailers are now on our press kit. so if you want a high quality version for whatever reason you can get them there.
https://drive.google.com/drive/u/0/folders/13Ygh5ocQvVm5kNMedNRsx7Dzv8pqoDRd
@PFassoulas update 3 is out of your league (and everyone's league) http://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video_thumb/EPmNE6fXsAAWB33.jpg
@estragonvel @timbadylak yeah. poor tim.
@TheSiriusWolf @timbadylak Get out sirius
RT @seePyou: So many cool announcements/reveals in this amazing teaser! I can name 6! How many do you spot? @SatisfactoryAF @SatisfactoryCN…
@Binkenstein Yeah no one wants that
Let’s get the tweet to 1000 likes or Simon will eat Update 3 https://twitter.com/SatisfactoryAF/status/1222945611567239168
Like the quoted tweet. You can like this one too but the quoted tweet is pretty close to 1000.
@Toged1e nOt ReALiStiC
Thank you @SquareBrackets for the 1000th like <3
RT @AlphaPyxis: Hey Guys I Am Live on Youtube, Twitch, Mixer & DLive Playing Satisfactory!Come Chat With Me As We Build our Factory!
@Sati…
if only simon made cool stuff like this for satisfactory https://twitter.com/sbegby/status/1223346577810579457
@InterWill @der_nebulus what he said
who's hype for the cyberwagon? 😏
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVLCkcyN6oc
@Gh0stWrecker it holds more coffee than it looks like, i swear
@Ethaans yep, february 11 or 18 most likely. probably not later than that.
@JUstMove92 it does look like that, they copied us
@Eulenschaf Cannot Confirm Or Deny
@David2SLY we'll have to try harder then
@SiggiGG Price reveal at 1 million subs
@astelllou well... in update 3 you are forced to drive them around your factory due to new health and safety standards...
@aliakbar_fallah @Ethaans if feb 11, then yeah. if feb 18, then 2. i guess?
@inka_ellen @jembawls @TheCycleGame i knew it.
@tfrancoist we give you news twice a week, i cant do more than that
@aliakbar_fallah @Ethaans no
@JasminMelnikova goddammit @HannahBeuger seriously what do we pay you for
buy Jasmin a new pc, too
@tfrancoist all this information has been released over the past 2 weeks.
Summary:
hopefully release on february 11th or 18th, potentially later. no other news than that. We don't know anything other than that.
so in the meantime, you can learn about new features in these short trailers.
@Prince_Bolicob i dont know what that means, criminal.
RT @GGTechyGuy: Satisfying Sat - 500 Follower Goal - Satisfactory!!! @SatisfactoryAF #BSo7 #DEXWolfpack https://twitch.tv/techyguy
@xXVAULTTECHXx yes, this took 3 months to make.
clearly.
@big_merrifield yeah this is a pre-render ofc. wouldn't be able to get this beast running in real time.
@JENSAN04 break up with them
@drcybercrimes @AdamGilson8 @aliakbar_fallah @Ethaans correct, BUT the secret handshake is tempting though
@MegeGabe well, would you want it in the game?
@MegeGabe hmm
RT @ScruffyJoe187: 🚨 I have some new youtube content for you guys!
Part 3 of my @SatisfactoryAF tutorial series. Its a long one, full of…
@MegeGabe but that would make it boring?
@MegeGabe the regular truck?
im sorry, this isnt a truck. its a wagon. and its a 100% original wagon design. we made it up 100%.
@David2SLY I was kidding :P was saying I need to try harder to disappoint you!
Super glad you’re into it!
@DarylBateman Aww tyty <3 #RelationshipGoals
@ScruffyJoe187 @DaMetaEX @Coffee_Stain no plans as of yet
@Questionor there will be a story, but it will not be added until much later.
@PhiliChez @MegeGabe idk looks fine to me...
RT @EDSM_NET: Finally fixed our regular polygon for @SatisfactoryAF, so they are now back in the map => https://satisfactory-calculator.com/en/interactive-map https://t.c…
Question: Can I call you all “silly bum bums”?
I’ll use it in a sentence:
“Y’all are a bunch of silly bum bums”
pls rt
Sunday energy tweet
@mrvanelder Willy is too exclusive. Some of the community don’t have them. I want everyone to feel welcome.
@gray59372820 Or will we?
@M0OM00 wtf did you just call me!?!?
@TomColemont Okay enjoy 1fps
@aydinyildiz38 Simon
@Matox2568 nope
@Squiiddish nope
@PotemaQuest ahh all the memories you've just made
@AdamGilson8 This is an unfair poll, Adam.
@johan_ryman I’ve never seen Star Trek but this still looks pretty funny
@xXVAULTTECHXx I Don’t Know What You Mean. They Seem Fine To Me.
@AdamGilson8 No.
...but yes :3
I have no idea what sassanid and doneria are, where to buy them, or how much they weigh but they look cool https://twitter.com/songsofconquest/status/1224276015712735233
@jembawls @CoffeeStainFkr @CoffeeStainNrth @BustaSnutt except your dogshit eyes
@jembawls @CoffeeStainFkr @CoffeeStainNrth @BustaSnutt Fine.
Dogshit eye*
silly bum bums https://twitter.com/satisfactoryaf/status/1223916484021407744
@gillesHumine wait what-
i've been bamboozled
@Ricarchivos <3
@PFassoulas only if you copy paste all the features from keanu reeves/kristen stewart onto you
@AdamGilson8 @PressureDesigns whats that
i still cant believe that over 1900 people voted for silly bum bums
Omg pipes for liquid pipes for gas and now pipes for travel?
you really are silly bum bums, especially Ryan here https://twitter.com/big_merrifield/status/1224455514848841730
@lordsp Depends how long you will live, I guess
@thegreatestcait I appreciate the pun!
Won’t be out this Tuesday (today), though.
@TheCycleGame Perhaps, you know, they should start spreading out recruitment propaganda and poaching people from other companies.
@soopyGG_ Reported. http://pbs.twimg.com/media/EP61hixWsAAoRTC.jpg
@aydinyildiz38 no
@Sphinx2000 i agree. can't wait to update it.
@SatisfactoryCN yes! usually at 3pm or 4pm CET
stream today! 3pm or 4pm CET (4.5 or 5.5hrs from now)
https://twitch.tv/coffeestainstudiosdevs
update 3 not out today. we said it wouldnt be out on the 4th. today was our previous deadline that we pushed back.
probably 11th or 18th. SHOULDN'T™ be™ out™ later™ than™ that™.
Hey one of our community members remade the release date video in Russian. So if you're a russian speaker (and... uh... able to read this?) then check out this vid:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snJZpUGsKbU
@HansenKjetil @BenjaminSpider complete and polished early access game?
wat
@blackhammer2244 okay will delay to 18th
RT @Satisfactory_DE: Heute also doch kein Update. Update 3 wird heute nicht erscheinen, dafür aber entweder am 11.2. oder am 18.2.
Das weiß…
@menumitch work still being done on it. it is actively progressing. still a lot of bugs/crashes.
@NateOCE @__Ild__ @blackhammer2244 delayed to december
jk we initially said we would release in december sooo
@_baeros @HansenKjetil @BenjaminSpider http://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video_thumb/EP7eK4VW4AE_S1H.jpg
@stephn_r you already get a teaser every week 🤷
the stream will be at 4pm CET! (3 hours from now) https://twitter.com/SatisfactoryAF/status/1224627502863331328
@aid5n_ no
@aid5n_ okay
@DippyNikki what no. why? is it better?
@YourPalJake yep. in 1hr 15 min
We're live!
The latest teaser info, merch info, Q&A, and some games. Come hang out maybe if you want to up to you!
https://twitch.tv/coffeestainstudiosdevs
Thanks everyone who hung out on the stream! Lots of info and (hopefully) lots of fun was had.
The VOD is available on our twitch channel: https://www.twitch.tv/videos/546705293
Another teaser vid this Thursday and another stream next Tuesday <3
@DanaSChase Maybe there will be a stream AND a release hmmmmmm!? 🤔
RT @krimdule: SATISFACTORY: The SEARCH For Lizzard Doggo Cave - Part 2
The Search Continues, According to You Guys there is only one place…
RT @SatisfactoryCN: It always happens. #satisfactorygame @SatisfactoryAF @jembawls This is a Joke. Jace feels good about next week. So we c…
RT @Raddlez121: Going live with some @SatisfactoryAF in 10ish minutes! Come enjoy some tranquil music while I get some last minute stuff ha…
@Bammy292 tomorrowwww
@Bammy292 how long till you get a new pc?
@Bammy292 @youssef_anbari sorry folks, only had time for a low res today.
but surprise! happy birthday :) http://pbs.twimg.com/media/EQAvQO1WsAA4mx9.jpg
@Raddlez121 HIGHER.
@pablo_fear a lot
@CoffeeStainNrth what
@CoffeeStainNrth child
@CoffeeStainNrth not wrong tho
@CoffeeStainNrth yes, he said that you guys make video games or something
.@mrvanelder bought us a pineapple pizza. not even cheese. we will delete their game and sue them at the same time.
Note: don't ever send pizzas addressed to Simon Begby ever again to our office.
@mrvanelder game delayed 6 months because i had to walk downstairs
@_ninyn @mrvanelder fired
@kristinosis <3
your factory is looking good!
@Fliipp @mrvanelder delayed 6 more months
@SirusTheMadDJ @mrvanelder the human race can unite on this
@kevster2552 @GamingAnima1 no
@W00tMa5ter @SatisfactoryCN @jembawls okay i will send you my bank details, please deposit many moneys and i promise ill givev dlc
@Tracer1986 @BustaSnutt Tuesday 2020
RT @Smerkin5000: 60 GW online and I don't need to think about power for a while ... at least until Update 3 arrives and we have to re-balan…
@Awinnig @mrvanelder had to reply to this game delayed 6 more months
Ran into a hiccup on today’s teaser video. The hiccup being that @jembawls is making it.
Give us an hour or two or something but it won’t be delayed 6 months
He literally recorded it in 720p like it’s 2009 or something lol boomer
@Ceciltaru We’re looking for one, you interested?
@Ceciltaru Classy.
New feature teaser trailer!
The Dune Desert has been heavily reworked and will be added as a new starting location in Update 3.
Here are some beauty shots!
1 like = 1 bleep
1 rt = 1 bloop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqSuNNl5GIg
@sationix @limixn321 Update 4
@vsbmeza3 Update 5
@Toged1e Don’t encourage him please
@juwuneOwO Probably best you stop there and quit while you’re ahead. It’s all downhill with this game.
@HawKiiXs I know <3
@UltraNeros experimental, to begin with.
@Casualdutchman you're asking the wrong community manager
@rafanowitsch cooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
For everyone asking why there is a penis in the trailer: I don’t know okay?
Ask @HannahBeuger. She’s the one who lovingly hand-sculpted it and lured me into this trap. https://twitter.com/satisfactoryaf/status/1225502770054213634
@norkietiger @HawKiiXs well
@lunalegacy01 I REMEMBER YOU.
too many warning messages?
smash like for bonus friday content
@InterWill here http://pbs.twimg.com/media/EQLeAzvWkAAI4-n.png
Okay gimme a sec https://twitter.com/satisfactoryaf/status/1225784126680322049
Update 3 Release Date Reveal http://pbs.twimg.com/ext_tw_video_thumb/1225799303337332737/pu/img/qRVnTPjuovXzPMxY.jpg
youtube version with some sounds if you wanna give us a like <3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Z94EUFHwHE
oh wait that one already had sounds i forgot im a moron but you can still give likes <3
@suisse00 we're in sweden, so you're safe :)
@Johnpaulbrown01 @jembawls that's 2 work days before the launch - even we couldn't delay the game in that much time.
@Catzennii thats the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
@Panoramic_Panda completely depends on what bugs we missed/y'all find. aiming for stability before we move it over
@Baenz__1 @Johnpaulbrown01 @jembawls 😏
@TouchTheFloof @nawanabe the character is a woman
Btw we’re also gonna have a big ol’ countdown stream leading up to Update 3 release. Not sure what time we’re gonna start but it’ll be a few hours before launch.
Consider following us on twitch!
http://twitch.tv/coffeestainstudiosdevs https://twitter.com/SatisfactoryAF/status/1225799367292080132
@workshopcraft please smash like so i can be less needy
no day 1 patches https://twitter.com/GifZelda/status/1225793402635194369
@djuffie im not boomer
RT @Panakotta00: Working on FicsIt-Networks ^^
Today we work on the new Teaser and on the VFS for the Computer Mod for the amazing game @Sa…
@Tjheewads with caution
@DeviantWolf no steam no buy
64 hrs folks
jk delayed 6 months
@xVinnyBoii lol wtf dakota #TrueFan
@vsbmeza3 you can wait 69hrs, thats np
@JD_Play5 i still have SO much milo left omg
@Ck0M4 5pm GMT!
@liljimmy_55 or chuck an all nightah mate
@thedarkestcell lots of things. you can check our youtube channel for a few teasers
@TheChrisStealth @_Spanj_ you can build a Hub in Satisfactory and it has a bed and a toilet but the toilet doesnt work but you can still go poopy outside
@thedarkestcell youd probably choose to take it
5 hours until 24 hours until update 3 release
@Lycus2552 It’s 9 days from now somewhere in the world
@JBraceAZ Everyone has their preferences but every single update (big or small) will go to experimental first. We might now be able to please them but that process will never change 🤷♀️
@lalomartins i figured it was a given but yes, better to specify that. thanks
@chardon_jf @jembawls follow your heart, but if you switch be sure to back up your save files
@chardon_jf @jembawls you Should™ be able to take it to stable when experimental is moved to stable.
A lot of people play on experimental. I'd say half of the people _i interact with_, but I don't know the actual proportions across the community.
@G0D_AtomicBomb hype! but you'll be waiting a while
@Drewxyz we haven't touched the controller support, unfortunately. the game changes so often that we stopped working on it but i think at some point when things calm down we'll do a pass.
@Shadetree002 no way. adding another tier is a huge job. not just adding the content but making sure it works well with existing features and works with progression.
so it cant be done in a couple weeks. but maybe next major update?
@MartinNemi03 @G0D_AtomicBomb tuesday 2020
@SiggiGG https://twitter.com/SatisfactoryAF/status/1225799367292080132
@DigitlChemist @G0D_AtomicBomb just so you know, dedicated servers dont come with Update 3. in case that's what you were hoping for...
@wesatrent there will be many changes so you'll most likely have to remake a bunch of stuff regardless :x
@MarekMoowi i dont know what that is
@wesatrent when experimental moves to stable there shouldn't be the need to redo anything. all we do is move the latest experimental version over - nothing else. and both versions look for save files in the same location.
@RatchetCinemaSP nope, they're not done yet
btw a reminder that we will be doing a pre-stream countdown. We'll be starting at 2pm CET. We'll bring in some other devs here and we'll play some games etc.
we'll be streaming to twitch and i think youtube too.
http://twitch.tv/coffeestainstudiosdevs
@RatchetCinemaSP I believe we have put in some network updates though so hopefully that will help too :)
@Kinat0_ 6pm tomorrow
@NaotoPlays just quit
@jembawls @lifesabeach1992 yes
simon farted update delay 18 months
omg! less than 6 months to update 3!!!
3 hours till Update 3 pre-release live stream!
7 hours till release!
https://twitch.tv/coffeestainstudiosdevs
@SteveMooreSA Okay 100 months <3
@JackTSiLenT i think 6
@burakilinc nope
pre-release stream starts in 1 hour!
will be on youtube and twitch
https://twitch.tv/coffeestainstudiosdevs
RT @SpielbaerLP: Its finally here! The #interview i did with Jace from Coffee Stain Studios at Gamescom about #Satisfactory. Better late th…
LIVE. https://twitter.com/satisfactoryaf/status/1227202370901331969
OMG 10 MINS TILL RELEASE.
Come join us on twitch and we can all watch the release trailer together!
https://twitch.tv/coffeestainstudiosdevs
Update 3 is now live on Experimental!
You can check out the patch notes here: https://update3.satisfactorygame.com
You can check out the update trailer here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UIEnhYio0VQ
@irishlocic @DippyNikki you can meet our animator here :)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fI7gnbG4Omk
Hey! Some people are asking where they can report bugs.
Well you can’t. Because there are none.
But we do have a QA site that you can report bugs on and the new version was rolled out yesterday!
https://questions.satisfactorygame.com
wtf is that monstrosity https://twitter.com/tinyuk85/status/1227526498724216832
RT @SelwynWoods: Going live over at https://www.twitch.tv/selwynbob we are starting some multi streams tonight with Mr Orb https://www.twitch.tv/wettestorb…
@downilo_ steam release april fools 🙃
@TrueSnowmanGame @Borimir98 :3
@Borimir98 this is "UFO Sighting"-tier credibility
@seePyou EXCITE
@DannyJeffreys1 im not sure when you tried but there was an issue with email limits a while ago and so some emails werent sent. it *should* be okay now if you just try and resend the confirmation
RT @ImKibitz: Video is out NOW:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54MmQgGbrT4
Hello community folks who are helping with translations!
We have now updated our crowdin project to include all the new strings from Update 3.
If you are interested in helping with translations, you can join here: https://bit.ly/2GshtNI
@AKNinty swedish was still missing quite a bit (even before this update) and there was some weird stuff.
@realtimtamtom we're workin on it! progress is being made.
@Shizuka_88 we have a lot of folks doing german but you can always help out if you want to :)
@Rekalty nej, uhh, surströmming
@thecamjackson we literally talked about this yesterday, might do it
@realtimtamtom @jembawls Ty! And I run this account
@Andu10D I can add it
@JoaoMFOliveira I can add it
@duartevg1 Sure! We already have Brazilian Portuguese and I’m adding Portuguese (Portugal).
@Avangar00596953 Russian is there! You absolutely can help if you like
@thesuperdiving Ty!!
RT @TillTill22: @SatisfactoryAF I found THIS... http://pbs.twimg.com/media/EQk2seTWoAEGlJr.jpg
@TillTill22 WAT
A truly glorious moment from yesterdays stream
https://www.twitch.tv/coffeestainstudiosdevs/clip/TardyApatheticSoymilkCorgiDerp
@HerrKatze3 @TillTill22 ???
All I see are Cyberwagons
https://youtu.be/iVLCkcyN6oc
RT @RobAndDan: [LIVE] The Update 3 @SatisfactoryAF coverage continues!
Dan is continuing his Northern Desert build today, working towards…
RT @ImKibitz: 8 HOUR SUPAH STREAM
in our new Let's Play World!
Starting NOW!
https://www.twitch.tv/imkibitz
RT @SnyggLich: Ive never felt closer to Rocket League! And Super Mario Maker 2 I guess. That's pretty chill too. http://pbs.twimg.com/media/EQiA67dXkAAEdNc.jpg
RT @LeKingYeeter: @SatisfactoryAF @jembawls
Satisfactory releases update 3 with pipes
Me: http://pbs.twimg.com/media/EQod39GVAAALEqJ.jpg
RT @NightGhostHunt: IT'S HAPPENING
Satisfactory will now have sold 15 copies!
Congrats to the entire team for this awesome announcement!
RT @HannahBeuger: Probably the best part of every @SatisfactoryAF launch is joining random people's streams and talking with them about the…
RT @SatisfactoryAF: Update 3 is now live on Experimental!
You can check out the patch notes here: https://update3.satisfactorygame.com
You can check o…
@RocaTrag That’s not a bug, that’s Art.
Hey folks there are a lot of DMs I’ve not responded to yet. Been a bit exhausted from this intense week! But I’ll get around to you all as soon as I can <3
And a reminder: if you have found bugs, you can report them at https://questions.satisfactorygame.com
@Fliipp Uh... y-you can’t 😅
@NewJakeLA There was a known problem with that around update 3 launch... are you experiencing this now? Tried re-sending?
@NewJakeLA Could you DM me a screenshot by any chance?
@ChrisForsey84 @Coffee_Stain not with that kind of language
RT @GoatSimulator: Happy Valentines! 😳💕 http://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video_thumb/EPTANfaWAAAR1N3.jpg
RT @alanjack: Honestly, the way the @SatisfactoryAF team have worked to humanise their dev team and connect with their audience *should* be…
@alanjack Thanks Alan. This is a goal of ours and it's great to see folks recognise it <3
hey everyone i am adding the most requested fix in the next patch (probably next week sometime):
you will be able to put fuel in the cyberwagon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVLCkcyN6oc
@neim7_igor @HeadShotHans This is the most correct hint possible
Also heavy air control on the factory cart so you can Tony Hawks Pro Skater around.
(Psst added air control can be added on the truck, explorer, and cart by pressing handbrake)
So here I am
Doing everything I can
Holding on to what I am
Pretending I'm a superman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4xU1fBIk1M
@BustaSnutt @tonyhawk please check out my sweet factory buggy
https://twitter.com/SatisfactoryAF/status/1228264750305423360
@KroksCrocodile #BlameHannah @HannahBeuger
@KroksCrocodile @HannahBeuger yes. she did this to you.
@SirusTheMadDJ @alanjack 12 now. Up from 9 before update 3
RT @Baenz__1: I Uploaded a @SatisfactoryAF Guide!
How to Drive and Unlock the Cybertruck!
#Satisfactory #cybertruck #Update3
https://t.co…
What do y’all think about Update 3 so far?
Wrong answers only.
@EpicGames wth why you gotta do me like this man
oh yeah i forgot. we have a 10% off sale atm
https://www.epicgames.com/store/product/satisfactory/home https://twitter.com/xarcrius/status/1228436394999083008
@Raziers just poo your suit
RT @RoughGaming_: Found this little @TheCycleGame Easter Egg in @SatisfactoryAF .........you sneaky lol devils......... https://t.co/Lvw6o5…
@Raziers Art
@c0mput3 We’ve said that there will not be microtransactions.
Games can have shops in them without it needing to be microtransaction-based.
I remember buying potions in Final Fantasy 7 without needing a PayPal account.
There will be no microtransactions.
btw the music for the Update 3 trailer is now available on soundcloud
Novum Tubus by Dennis Filatov:
https://soundcloud.com/ghostwoodempire/novum-tubus-satisfactory-update-3
@rubensayshi This is the sorry-we-put-pipes-in sale :(
RT @vsbmeza3: TO THE MEGAFACTORY!!!! - He says with nothing but a xeno zapper in his hands. Where others see an endless desert, they see a…
@KurzweilTV ...why
I just spoke to my dad and told him about the whole pipes situation and now that the memes are over we can all rest.
Dad: “Taps. When will you add taps for the pipes”
why me
@aydinyildiz38 You’ll have to talk to my dad about that, unfortunately. It’s out of my hands.
@Binkenstein I’m going to sleep
@Baenz__1 Well apparently he thinks so too http://pbs.twimg.com/media/EQ2lxMgUUAEHNds.jpg
@aydinyildiz38 You don’t contact him, he contacts you.
Also thanks! <3
@TrueSnowmanGame Finn not you too
@Speaka0x50 @finestlyker We’re workin on it
@TTownJoe We’ll never do it again
Underwater DLC confirmed https://twitter.com/ashfire908/status/1229070328288006144
@Baenz__1 I... I get it now!
RT @vsbmeza3: What a majestic, bushy, rock hard pillar that slug found a home on in @SatisfactoryAF !! It's a shaft of beauty!
Come see it…
RT @TheKillaDrone: The @SatisfactoryAF Guide is back on my channel. Episode 1 just released. We are starting back from the beginning and th…
RT @_ninyn: Still weirded out that my cat is famous. http://pbs.twimg.com/media/EQ5VGmdXkAA3hN8.png
@NoMansSky Hmm... looks okay
@Bongwasserfisch @vsbmeza3 @jembawls IRL or in the game?
@TheCycleGame @jembawls You can have @jembawls
@CoffeeStainFkr @TheCycleGame @jembawls You’re getting the short end of the stick, friend
If you’re not a content creator but wanna meet up let us know below. Maybe we can organise a meetup with goodies :3
Hey folks @BustaSnutt and I (@jembawls) will be at Twitchcon Amsterdam. We’re hoping to meet up with content creators (Satisfactory or not, but satis prioritised) and do mini interviews and stuff.
We’re there Friday evening, Saturday, Sunday morning.
DM if you wanna meet!
@Rekalty Ask @EpicGames. If you’re lucky enough they’ll just give you a refund out of pity for playing this shit
@Soaryn117 DO IT, COWARD
@CoffeeStainFkr @BustaSnutt @jembawls @SBegby Lol you think we’re bringing Simon
@LionheartUK3 @BustaSnutt @jembawls We’re interviewing content creators, not the other way around
Btw I mean we interview you. Then we showcase your shit or something maybe
RT @thealwaysally: LIVE NOW! you know how obsessed with this game I am @SatisfactoryAF @SatisfactionLab http://pbs.twimg.com/media/ERDHGOnUcAAqTBh.jpg
@Floxikon @TheCycleGame @inka_ellen @VrynnSardo @Pokemon 10000000000% #TeamTooth
@Floxikon @TheCycleGame @inka_ellen @VrynnSardo @Pokemon but it IS a nose but i dont want it to be
@Alex62377244 possibly!
RT @Willownope: I'm a little gross today but one day I'll have a factory like the grossest of you
U know who u r
@SatisfactoryAF
https://t.…
RT @j0hnbane: And we're back with Season 3! So excited to dive into the new update with a fresh map. @SatisfactoryAF
https://t.co/z2tQVZa…
We've got another Tuesday stream for ya! We'll talk about pipes: how do they work? What are they? And how much do they weigh? We'll also answer some questions and play some games and chill.
3pm GMT
http://twitch.tv/coffeestainstudiosdevs http://pbs.twimg.com/ext_tw_video_thumb/1229759850432909312/pu/img/8GVeBHggP3697FgD.jpg
We're live!
Today's gonna be chill, answer some questions, play some games.
We're also gonna be talking to @SnyggLich - the developer of the pipes - about pipes!
https://twitch.tv/coffeestainstudiosdevs
Thanks to everyone who hung out on the stream!!
Also we revealed what the reflection in the pioneer's helmet really means...
https://www.twitch.tv/coffeestainstudiosdevs/clip/JoyousInexpensiveCocoaRlyTho http://pbs.twimg.com/media/ERExKlKWoAYasAf.png
Surprise! New patch on Experimental!
You can find all the patch notes here:
https://www.reddit.com/r/SatisfactoryGame/comments/f5vfvr/update_3_patch_notes_early_access_experimental/
@Stilliedotcoza @Coffee_Stain @CoffeeStainNrth have been taking care of goat sim as well for the past few years! consider showing them some love!
Personally, I wouldn't.
Some folks have had some difficulties getting the pipes up and running. It admittedly can be a little complicated.
But here's a pretty good tutorial by @caledorn: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RalIPt6Rtdo
If you have/know of any other good pipe tutorials, consider adding them below! <3
@TimeGravy @jembawls @BustaSnutt Coming in Update 8
@jembawls no one cares
RT @SatisfactoryFR: Petite mise à jour de correction traduite !
#Satisfactory
C'est ici que sa se passe !
https://satisfactoryfr.com/threads/patch-notes-fran%C3%A7ais-satisfactory-experimental-v0-3-1-1-build-115086.91/
@jemb…
Sup gang! Looking for the latest news on Update 3, Steam release, and dedicated servers? What a coincidence cos here's a video about that!
https://youtu.be/QBE1Xl94s9o
I can't believe it's not Snutter.
@JUstMove92 @jembawls Sue me
@Dralovic I’d like them as well tbh
@GoatSimulator @Ninja look up 👆🏽 a challenger approaches
RT @GoatSimulator: Ninja could never get the Flappy Goat achievement
Update 4 https://twitter.com/AOC/status/1230696676471562242
@tatorj2009 You’ll have to wait for her announcement
@GurkyDurky @geoffkeighley @RocketLeague @CyberpunkGame @elonmusk we have a cyberwagon. a cybertruck is completely different
RT @Smerkin5000: Steel and Caterium delivered via tunnels @SatisfactionLab @SatisfactoryAF http://pbs.twimg.com/media/ERU2b4iVUAA8yLr.jpg
@tenaciousrif cyberWAGONS*
but nice
@thefamoustv That's correct. The entire game was reworked so it will take time to fix your old stuff. The progression from the beginning has also been reworked and there's a new starting area so there are some good incentives to start over, too!
They streaming Satisfactory now :0 https://twitter.com/biberbros/status/1231534649882464257
RT @ewolind: @SatisfactoryAF has been a fantastic surprise of a game, and definitely one of my favorites of the past few years.
It's a game…
RT @vsbmeza3: I think this was a weekend well spent in @SatisfactoryAF on the channel of stupid deaths. Thank you all for hanging out with…
@Soaryn117 No, not that please.
RT @ddarkecho: Live right now
trying out some of the @SatisfactoryAF experimental build
over on @Twitch
resetting our sleeping patter…
@hdtrolio well.. at least you know it's shit so this is on you, friend.
RT @Supa954: I have never EVER laughed this hard during a game before.
@SatisfactoryAF... I fucking love this game
Thank you for making…
@Supa954 @ButterIsPro i HaD 20 sLiMeS
RT @j0hnbane: I don't know if you know how much I love coupons. One of the best inventions ever. Well, @SatisfactoryAF has them. Lots of th…
hey btw snutt's video on update 3, steam, and servers has been dubbed in russian for folks who speak russian!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_aus1ebKU0
RT @SatisfactoryFR: Info crossplay Steam et EpicGame
- Ils savent que c'est une chose que les joueurs souhaitent.
- C.S. veulent aussi le c…
@ddarkecho @TwitchJakeO Glad you enjoyed it! Remember to hydrate
We're live right now on our twitch, giving ya an update of state of things and answering some questions!
http://www.twitch.tv/coffeestainstudiosdevs
RT @SatisfactoryFR: L'update v3.2.0 vient de sortir sur la version Expérimentale de #satisfactory et on a déjà traduit !
C'est ici que ça…
Y’all liking the new hub? https://twitter.com/mug806/status/1232532676726415360
Today is Thursday! And you know what that means? A new YouTube video!
...except not this time. I can’t walk and @BustaSnutt is lazy so we’ll see you on the stream next Tuesday, and a new vid next Thursday :) http://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video_thumb/ERxRqi3WoAA86pi.jpg
@BustaSnutt lul boomer can't walk
@TheGeek40 @BustaSnutt yes
@jembawls Can’t wait till you get fired
you can only have one
@gray59372820 I don’t understand.
If Snutt wins @timbadylak will be the one giving the raise. So we can all check in with him after.
@Baenz__1 @jembawls @BustaSnutt By jove you’ve done it!
RT @carnut374: Now I know where @SatisfactoryAF got the factory cart design from. @jembawls
RT @MongoTheElder: Just another day on the job
@SatisfactoryAF http://pbs.twimg.com/media/ER1dz3gX0AEUUs5.jpg
Yo just a reminder: there is air control on our vehicles. Slight air control normally, boosted air control with handbrake.
The point of this tweet:
Factory Cart has EPIC boosted air control. http://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video_thumb/ER2xOMHWsAE9Gek.jpg
@Hugohrlt but with EPIC you get an added 18% more air control
@_floot @bluesdoink http://pbs.twimg.com/media/ER2zK9sXYAEn8wM.png
RT @BustaSnutt: @SatisfactoryAF http://pbs.twimg.com/media/ERzXm_ZWsAAPBuR.jpg
surprise patch today
notes here: https://www.reddit.com/r/SatisfactoryGame/comments/fawdij/update_3_patch_notes_early_access_experimental/
@ppcqua here! i just tweeted them now
https://www.reddit.com/r/SatisfactoryGame/comments/fawdij/update_3_patch_notes_early_access_experimental/
@Dave_Kerk @fwong aww thaanks <3
you've gotten much better over time too dave
appreciating all the kstew gifs btw folks <3
RT @SleepersDlight: 1. A litte while back I was asked for a playlist with music that's been inspiration for the @SatisfactoryAF soundtrack…
@mug806 http://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video_thumb/ER7_2_bWoAEUAl0.jpg
RT @usrbinarthur: @SatisfactoryAF lol http://pbs.twimg.com/media/ER7vPldWsAAfUe7.png
@Akreter @SonyUKTEC @Raspberry_Pi what lmao you're in space and there is are lizard doggos and a cyberwagon.
@Akreter @SonyUKTEC @Raspberry_Pi you can already pet the doggo
@Akreter @SonyUKTEC @Raspberry_Pi we dont develop real life unfortunately :(
Hey folks! Long time community member, seePyou, is doing a 24-hour Satisfactory charity stream!
If you have some time over the next 24 hours please consider stopping by! https://twitter.com/seePyou/status/1233716657442447361
RTs super appreciated :3
Don’t rt the previous tweet you silly bum bums.
Don’t rt this one either. DEFINTELY do not rt this more than the other original tweet.
btw they are doing giveaways too every hour, on the hour.
i previously said they were doing giveaways every hour, i lied, but they do giveaways uh, SOME hours. yeah.
i didnt mean to lie though, it was an accident
I hate you all.
...ok i dont
.@seePyou just did a satisfactory key giveaway on his 24 hour charity stream and uh... @BustaSnutt won.
feel free to hang out with us on the stream! https://mixer.com/seePyou http://pbs.twimg.com/media/ER-25jQXYAEeUJj.png
@BustaSnutt I’ll get the lawyers right on it
RT @jembawls: Him: Hey gurrrl my shift just ended wanna come over 😉
ADA: I know you feel alone pioneer. Please focus this sense of helple…
@WooffWP we're actively working on it but we don't know when itll be done yet :x
@BustaSnutt @CoffeeStainNrth lawyers gonna crunch 100hr weeks
RT @Satisfactory_DE: @SatisfactoryAF Sehen übrigens so aus :) http://pbs.twimg.com/media/ER9fMCRWoAgHEQP.jpg
RT @FreudPlays_: For those that missed it we released episode 2 of @SatisfactoryAF yesterday!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HOdK5Ma4sz4&feature=youtu.be
We'll also be live…
@GreaterLegion @MrDreadsYoutube @CoffeeStainNrth thanks @CoffeeStainNrth
RT @DCDGamingshow: Another little but big milestone for me!!! 250 subs.... I am enjoying this journey and the @SatisfactoryAF community. Th…
@Sphinx2000 hopefully next week™
@PostCubicleKyle Lol no the only way we stay relevant is by “fixing” bugs and announcing patch notes
RT @thealwaysally: LIVE NOW PLAYING @SatisfactoryAF 🌸
http://Twitch.tv/alwaysally http://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESLOuqIUEAErVO4.jpg
i remember back in my day the color gun ammo was made from a limited rare resource (similar to slugs)
all you zoomers dont realise how good you have it
@Yarrickete oh no you need to walk 5 minutes #ZoomerProblems
ive known satisfactory as a legit dogshit game more than i know it in its current playable form
back when @jembawls was a programmer on it
@KurlyD no, it wasnt. otherwise we wouldve cancelled it lol
@Yarrickete You did this to yourself, Gareth!
Tuesday Stream in 2hrs folks! State of development, community highlights, fun and games.
https://twitch.tv/coffeestainstudiosdevs
We live folks! https://twitter.com/SatisfactoryAF/status/1234823623308906497
this is still my favourite thing on the internet
https://www.reddit.com/r/SatisfactoryGame/comments/fbe19n/did_i_recreate_the_first_skatepark_of_the/
@LoLo_GeeK why are you laughing it is a very serious vehicle
New vid next week (probably) https://twitter.com/bustasnutt/status/1235152407350431744
@goalcam 🙃
RT @Cool_Kink: @SatisfactoryAF I accidentally made the Ficsyt logo http://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESSxV_3WoAEh-rL.jpg
@Cool_Kink @ConnerLeo ill judge.
jk i wont, have fun!
RT @linuschkah: I think everyone should know that Hypertubes are quite good fun.
@SatisfactoryAF @BustaSnutt @jembawls https://t.co/YYbUVk…
smerkin close the goddamn door ffs https://twitter.com/SatisfactionLab/status/1235518056400633856
@neim7_igor Close it anyway
RT @SleepersDlight: This is super cool! 100.000 plays on the @SatisfactoryAF E3 reveal trailer song 👏👏 Thanks everyone who've been streamin…
@LZStealth @TenChambers gtfo
@CorruptedHobo well maybe they think you look awful
RT @krimdule: OMG it's Happening!!!
Having an INTER-VERSATION with @jembawls , @BustaSnutt & @HannahBeuger from @Coffee_Stain https://t.…
totally just ghosted y'all on today's video 👻
i was sick so i couldn't make the vid. gonna try film, edit, and release it tomorrow.
👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻
@SpaceTimeTaco ok im sleeping 6 months see you then ty <3
@WhispyDeath i can just give it to you here if you want, its np
@WhispyDeath ok
steam release date: idk
@JoeRagingWood its just gonna be a fun vid, no juicy info or anything
RT @SeriousScrum: Building Satisfactory Architecture - It’s all Scrum and (Video) Games Vol. 2
https://medium.com/serious-scrum/building-satisfactory-architecture-ddeacd65336d?source=friends_link&sk=228c9d957d6adebb790f25f53de26db3 by @M_H_F_Saint #…
@joshuaoric its ordered by olympic podium http://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESasyX9UEAogmTx.png
@nofaxu GAS GAS GAS
RT @nofaxu: @SatisfactoryAF I love this little new car!!! http://pbs.twimg.com/ext_tw_video_thumb/1235866050287157248/pu/img/aDMfR5wSg4taLD28.jpg
RT @SBegby: Gonna stream some @SatisfactoryAF in 40 min.
https://www.twitch.tv/chilistrumpan
just... tear off the skin http://pbs.twimg.com/ext_tw_video_thumb/1235975030972051456/pu/img/wr_LngPPSjVFYH__.jpg
Thursday *cough* video is here!
There are so many talented folks over on our discord server that post some amazing fan art. And today we're showing them some love.
1 like = 1 blue tongue
1 rt = 1 red tongue
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLk_jxqEhlM
RT @DakoGuyver: A screenshot from today's stream of #Satisfactory What an amazing view! You can of course see my #SpaceElevator off in the…
@baechi65 @Coffee_Stain @HannahBeuger i dunno if it was intentional but it sure looks like it. if it was intentional @timbadylak told me he would give hannah a raise
RT @SpielbaerLP: Riesige Hängebrücke in #Satisfactory mit Rohren / Large Suspension Bridge in Satisfactory built with Pipes
@SatisfactoryA…
RT @sporkerific: Enjoying our Sunday with further factory shenanigans in @SatisfactoryAF! See you there
#twitchstreamer #streamcrux https:…
RT @xSgt_Pepperx: Morning Folks!
Going back to work on the Factory today! Thinking to do some finishing work & maybe some exploring.
Wi…
in these trying times, remember to just wash your bum after a poo in the shower instead of using toilet paper. we need to save as many rolls as we can for the hub for when toilet flush DLC drops
@jembawls so's ur face huehuehue
@n3rding1 no u gotta waddle to the shower after poo and wash there
@Kabanabeezy @n3rding1 The Stomp does save time
yo btw stream today at 4pm CET (4.5 hrs from now)
https://twitch.tv/coffeestainstudiosdevs
@KaktuMAN_ no no, Stream* today
@JonasLenaers no, stream today. we're streaming
@HoelIris nono, stream*
@Ivan_Cornelius_ stop it
@GamersAhoy sorry it's annoying but we arent just sitting on it for fun. we're working on it.
we were hoping for today but it looks like tomorrow or maybe thursday.
we're live! https://twitter.com/SatisfactoryAF/status/1237324206318084101
RT @xSgt_Pepperx: HeyGuys
Awesome day in @SatisfactoryAF did some explorin' saw some cool stuff!
Super funny to see all the vehicles to…
@Normul8or new vehicle confirmed
Hey folks! Update 3 is officially on the Early Access branch!
Thanks a bunch for your patience. Update 3 information and patch notes can be found here: https://update3.satisfactorygame.com/
(psst, and an EPICO update 3 release video out tomorrow)
@d1sch3r yes
@NicsakerSkedush no u ;)
@videonMode It happened just now. The producer told me so then I tweeted.
@AxoBix You can’t but I can still take your money if you don’t want it
@Master_reSh @peace2305 Dunno! But we’re working on it
@Dickchair yep you can stay there. EA wont overtake exp
@XyntakLP it is possible to fix the factory after the update. many people have done that. but the game actually has changed quite a bit with all the new things that have come in, and so there may be some value in restarting anyway
@seePyou no one said it was functioning
RT @_ninyn: Update 3 is out on Early Access, if you like reading novels then I can really recommend it.
@SatisfactoryAF #notsponsored http…
@j0hnbane quicker? no. but of course it made an impact on the decision making process.
@HyprDreamer hey thanks, we've gotten a few reports of this and will see what we can do. in the meantime it would be great if you could make a bug report on our QA site: https://questions.satisfactorygame.com
RT @FPS_Madness: Going Live Shortly With More @SatisfactoryAF Time To Invest In Coal Power.. Drop in & say hi I'm live on Twitch - Watch me…
@andybak multi story is correct :x
@letsgameitout fuck
RT @letsgameitout: @SatisfactoryAF MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
@WhispyDeath I NEED BASS
@spankylishus we dont do tricks. this isnt tony hawks pro skater, dale
@d1sch3r @Le_Jreu all saves are pulled from the same directory. which also means backing up saves is generally a good idea when changing between the builds. in this case though EA and Exp are the same so should have no issues
RT @ImKibitz: CHECK THIS OUT!
@NobodysXaos made this incredible drawing of me!
Thank you so much man!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lWVF6l6ivw&feature=youtu.be
@BustaSnutt @letsgameitout @Corgifloof you dont need to grease us up LGIO. we would've rt'd you anyway.
but snutt's right, it was luck.
@Furchtsaft @letsgameitout did you have fun? i know i did
RT @BustaSnutt: Update 3 Video coming soon™ http://pbs.twimg.com/media/ES6OV9EXgAEU5xI.jpg
RT @RobAndDan: [LIVE] IT'S BONUS STREAM TIME!
Dan started ANOTHER playthrough of @SatisfactoryAF now that @Coffee_Stain pushed 1.3 to the…
@torgie @BustaSnutt @letsgameitout @Corgifloof oh it wasnt rendering at a reasonable rate AT ALL lmao but there has been a lot of optimisation since then so we'll have to wait and see what he does to us
things on tracks are instanced static meshes so large batches of them can be drawn in a single draw call (iirc)
@torgie @BustaSnutt @letsgameitout @Corgifloof conveyor belts have received the same treatment since he made a video too (again, iirc)
New vid!
@BustaSnutt and @jembawls went on an epic adventure to find the world's most majestic pipe & deliver you a run down of what's in Update 3 as well.
This may be the craziest patch notes vid ever made.
1 like = 1 majestic
1 RT = 1 epic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DsbHR1Nc8fw
@CappuccinoGuil Get back to work, Pioneer. Need I not remind you what happened to the last Pioneer that uninstalled their game 2 weeks ago...
@CappuccinoGuil wat
@Cageymoon1 it doesnt really matter. Early Access won't have the big red banner, and at some point experimental will get ahead of Early Access in terms of content but may become unstable.
It won't make much of a difference to you at the moment though.
@SleepersDlight @letsgameitout who r u
@NerdimusPrime take care <3
RT @cheddarbeard: Once U3 hit I finally dressed up my crazy mess of splitters into some fancy cloths. @SatisfactoryAF @SatisfactionLab #one…
@Varrgas_Live uhh so the answer is basically "yes" to everything you said lol we will likely do small updates, they will likely start at experimental then move to the main branch. But they may also just launch to both at the same time.
Basically, at the moment, either branch is fine
Aww this comment on our latest vid is super appreciated <3 Snutt and I work hard on our vids to engage, inform, and entertain y’all while the rest of the team works on the game.
We get a lot of love for our videos and we appreciate them all. Tyty <3 http://pbs.twimg.com/media/ES_I740X0AEf1j3.jpg
Also, some folks feel we should be working on the game instead of “wasting time” making vids. But these videos don’t take away from development time. We’re community managers. This is how our time is meant to be spent. And engagement is VERY important in keeping the game alive.
@Dragonic_Blue yup. they will load
@lennynotbruce we're climbin in yo window, snatchin yo credit card details up
@AngeIBIack1995 if you own the game it will automatically be in your library as a separate game
@OdeToJamie_ in 2021
RT @vsbmeza3: The EPIC Overview of our up-to update 3 @SatisfactoryAF world is out! Go and see the heck out of it! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WLDmVQsqtA…
Delete your account. https://twitter.com/rekalty/status/1238925365957070853
RT @DFLYOfficial: 🔴[LIVE] @SatisfactoryAF
Started my the MegaBase MKII last night in @SatisfactoryAF Update 3. Tonight I continue lettin…
@AleriaGray @pixlpit ty for reporting this bug. i have deleted the game from their account.
RT @EndivaGER: 40 Pipelines = 12.000m³/min
Wasser und Öl Transport in @SatisfactoryAF
Warum? Schauts euch an. Gleich live auf https://t.…
RT @SatisfactionLab: 🚨 #ONE28AF📅🚨
Get ready @SatisfactoryAF Pioneers for some @SatisfactionLab community fun.
@jembawls @BustaSnutt @Lor…
Delete your account.
Oh shit, whoops. I’m still learning twitter you guys. Keep your accounts.
I was trying to write to @Rekalty again
I’ll admit it okay:
This is the first time in my entire life I made a mistake.
@NicsakerSkedush I didn’t invent it, Coffee Stain did :(
@Fnup64 @greeny_dev We already did announce it for steam we just don’t have the date yet.
@Qualter_Zam #WhatsSteam
@BebopScorpo Yikes dad I’m doing my best
@Rekalty I’m not talking to you anymore
@letsgameitout The horror
RT @HannahBeuger: Just two days ago I claimed my life wouldn't be complete until someone tattooed checkit on their body and then today: htt…
@HannahBeuger Buy Jace lunch
@HECelectronics @Coffee_Stain @CoffeeStainNrth pls add lights @CoffeeStainNrth
@TheCycleGame keep it
@Diiscu delete your account, refund your game, shut down pc, throw it off a cliff.
do you have a controller plugged in?
@LeBroMeazh no its not
RT @Mooha182: Switched over to a new instance of @SatisfactoryAF to explore all of the new happenings since Update 1. @jembawls https://t.c…
@FreudPlays_ i dont really do rt requests, sorry. i rt some folks but only who i come across organically.
@jembawls how tf should i know i'm a video game
@Oshida_BCFredom @jembawls And Fries
RT @ImaflankerUK: It's time for some more #satisfactory fun playing @SatisfactoryAF from @Coffee_Stain - today's aim is to finish our oil r…
@Oshida_BCFredom @jembawls どこでもいい
(Wherever you want)
@CoffeeStainNrth @Vinconori @HECelectronics @Coffee_Stain how many times do we have to tell you to stop spreading lies
Yo it’s stream day! Ain’t no coronavirus stopping us today. @BustaSnutt and I (@jembawls) will be streaming from our homes.
The usual: hanging out, filling y’all in, and playing games.
We’ll be live at 4pm CET (1hr 15 mins from now).
https://twitch.tv/coffeestainstudiosdevs
IT'S TIME. We'll be playing @TheCycleGame with @inka_ellen at 5pm. https://twitter.com/SatisfactoryAF/status/1239910159973076992
@jembawls shit
@Bielbo @jembawls Are you serious?
@TheRealZoros with the story as far as i know
RT @KurlyD: @SatisfactoryAF nuff said! ------>> https://www.twitch.tv/kurlyddotcom 🚪
@AlmostMellow this is a known weird issue. if you only ever play single player and it's definitely not a friend's avatar, just kill it, take the loot, and never look back.
you may find that you might load into the game with your inventory gone. it's because of this. just kill the old you
We got a few folks reporting this issue of not being able to see friends on the join/invite list. This is an Epic-side issue which will be resolved.
I posted a potential solution on our reddit. You can find it here: https://www.reddit.com/r/SatisfactoryGame/comments/fkfv2z/friends_not_appearing_or_shows_that_they_are_not/
Please let me know if that works <3 https://twitter.com/bad_necromance/status/1240164322862600192
@bad_necromance Try this! https://www.reddit.com/r/SatisfactoryGame/comments/fkfv2z/friends_not_appearing_or_shows_that_they_are_not/
@GrahamGords1001 that sounds like a serious condition
@GrahamGords1001 well to answer your question: no, a steam option wouldn't help those who are happy to play on epic. that's who this post is addressed to.
we've already announced steam so you'll get your steam option all is good fam just give us some time to make it
@GlanvilleBryce we wont! and ty for the kind words <3 <3
Send help https://twitter.com/letsgameitout/status/1240533144970854401
WE'RE ONE YEAR OLD FOLKS happy bday us yay woo
And thank you all for an amazing year. Seriously, y'all have been amazing and kind and supportive. tytyty <3 <3 http://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video_thumb/ETdkXznX0AAa1Kj.jpg
@EmealTweets you spelled "happy birthday" wrong
@Aj619 Yes 🍰
@TiruMC Next birthday
@Jeff58285509 Hopefully. No plans yet though
@RedLizzzard That’s not how really birthday work!!
@Xeno_Cipher Here cookie badge 🍪
RT @SatisfactoryFR: 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎂🎂🎂🎈🎈🎈 Happy Birthday @SatisfactoryAF / Joyeux anniversaire à #satisfactory pour sa 1ere année d'existence officiel…
@EmealTweets tyty <3 <3 you stay safe too
@Shygelia yo this is a great idea. im telling the others
@BenjiTrix @SatisfactoryFR @SatisfactoryCN @jembawls @BustaSnutt @EpicGames merci! and pls stay safe <3
RT @xSgt_Pepperx: HeyGuys
I hope everyone is keeping busy and happy!
Check out some of the work we did in @SatisfactoryAF Yesterday!…
RT @sporkerific: Chillaxin this Thursday evening with a bit of @SatisfactoryAF . Probably working on trains n' things. See you there!
#twi…
RT @Mooha182: Switched over to @SatisfactoryAF to practice cooking spaghetti! @jembawls @BustaSnutt https://www.twitch.tv/mooha
@scheilix Hi! Yes your progress should work regardless.
A solid Should™.
the true Satisfactory experience GOTY 2021 https://twitter.com/TheTeenten/status/1241008760857989127
RT @SatisfactionLab: Sat 21st at 17.30 GMT🇬🇧 EDT 13.30 🇺🇸 CET 18.30 🇪🇺 AEDT 04.30 🐨 (22nd)
@DontpokeJosh presents
hub Tier 0 stream
t…
@letsgameitout Stay the fuck away from me
RT @letsgameitout: .@SatisfactoryAF i did a bad and hurt the frames again i'm sorry
RT @SatisfactionLab: How many players will it take to crash the game? ☠ 👻
Will we pass 57???
👀 tonight on http://Twitch.tv from 17…
@jembawls @Floxikon @dafaulty @BustaSnutt for the first time in my life, i agree with jace
#ONE28 is live! It's an epic community event from the folks at @SatisfactionLab trying to get 128 people onto 1 server. There will be games, special guests, and giveaways!
Come hang out with us!
https://www.twitch.tv/braindg
@Fnup64 @SatisfactionLab we already have chill out
RT @SatisfactionLab: 32 Player Pipe🧗♂️ @SatisfactoryAF
What a beaut?
37 Pioneers in game
🌟SL Community🌟 http://pbs.twimg.com/media/ETqpkN1WsAE-L2O.jpg
@matawrites nope. the release is dependent on when we're done, not a date we've decided. and if anything, working from home will delay our progress.
i have no idea i dont play this game. can anyone help out? https://twitter.com/windows11_Pro/status/1241617101099425792
RT @vsbmeza3: Back with the Sunday Stubble @SatisfactoryAF - We're finally getting around to building some of the factory modules and doing…
RT @MaxTheCatfish: Big love to @jembawls, @BustaSnutt, @HannahBeuger, and the rest of the @SatisfactoryAF team. Couldn't make it to the eve…
RT @letsgameitout: .@SatisfactoryAF and friends get ready, this video is sliding into your life SOON http://pbs.twimg.com/ext_tw_video_thumb/1241968575151321088/pu/img/qqIww9IiQQm3aYKB.jpg
@letsgameitout ...well that doesnt look so scary
fill in the slide http://pbs.twimg.com/media/ETyH5b0WsAMhIl0.jpg
RT @theSpike125: @SatisfactoryAF @letsgameitout http://pbs.twimg.com/media/ETyhiPrWoAQK4tv.jpg
RT @SatisfactionLab: .#TeamPowerBottom 🏭
Oh good. For a moment there I thought we were in trouble....
@SatisfactoryAF
@jembawls @BustaSnut…
RT @BasiliskOnline: While im getting back into the swing of my stream schedule ill be easing in with a little but of @SatisfactoryAF, this…
@EpicGames @prankov It’s okay
RT @jembawls: filming this was the biggest mistake of my life
@jembawls acting classes really paying off for you there champ
RT @HannahBeuger: I need someone to share the suffering of players destroying my hard work, so if you love nature, level art, and happen to…
RT @vsbmeza3: I may or may not have plans for @SatisfactoryAF Saturday...
I found how to appropriately use 50+ factory carts and you'll n…
Our weekly stream starts in ONE (1) hour!
State of development, Q&A, and playing games
https://twitch.tv/coffeestainstudiosdevs
LIVE! https://twitter.com/SatisfactoryAF/status/1242449204976521217
You’re terrible creepy gross and that video was the most offensive thing I’ve ever seen.
...when and where? https://twitter.com/letsgameitout/status/1242593801115443200
RT @letsgameitout: Hi @SatisfactoryAF I made you a love letter in the form of a video do you wanna go out please watch ILU
https://t.co/Ve…
@deadly_crosss @letsgameitout No idea. There are no explanations for what Josh can do
So as some of you may know we highlight screenshots from the community on our weekly streams!
This time we have a theme. Send us screenshots of your worst factories/creations. Then share them here using #SatisfactoryScreenshots and we might feature it on Tuesday's stream! http://pbs.twimg.com/media/ET9CahzXQAI69F4.jpg
(@letsgameitout is disqualified)
Here’s a little video @BustaSnutt posted to our Instagram. It’s a short behind the scenes of how @jembawls creates his beautiful works of art!
We have a bunch of content on our Instagram that we don’t post anywhere else. Consider following!
https://www.instagram.com/coffee_stain_studios/ http://pbs.twimg.com/ext_tw_video_thumb/1242844685292494848/pu/img/yI0pgNJUZx47iaks.jpg
Finished product http://pbs.twimg.com/media/ET947vMWkAAk82Q.jpg
(filmed prior to COVID-19 took over our planet and forced us to lock ourselves indoors, of course. we aren’t THAT stupid)
RT @r0bhuds0n: @jembawls @BustaSnutt @SatisfactoryAF Have you guys seen this it's so awesome https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06EREPCv6Ws
@benjamin_petsch no plans at this stage :x
@loadnabox i wear less pants than before
@barthon_b @BustaSnutt @jembawls very
what do you mean? https://twitter.com/GlowTimeHD/status/1242938373578391559
@dr_kedge they are actively being worked on. but dunno when they will be done :x
@disposableasian we are likely implementing cross-play so you can play with steam players from epic. epic will be adding achievements in the future as far as i know, but we wont be adding any for a LONG time (probably after epic adds achievement support).
@Florian55853715 that must be it
@Total_Xclipse :O
@TheRealZoros i dunno fam, i can ask the designer. i personally think it was cool when they did too. but im sure they have a good explanation... probably.
@DudeBDR @GlowTimeHD #BlameHannah @HannahBeuger
@hkoston @GlowTimeHD @DudeBDR dont be gross OMG its just a harmless mushroom
@DudeBDR @hkoston @GlowTimeHD 👼
@blendvai @disposableasian Achievements? I don’t think it is a matter of figuring it out but more a matter of prioritising what needs to be done. And of course we can all agree/disagree on what should be high priority but this what they have chosen.
RT @thealwaysally: LIVE NOW being a factory nerd 🥳
http://Twitch.tv/alwaysally
@SatisfactoryAF @SatisfactionLab http://pbs.twimg.com/media/EUBpg3uXYAA_3dq.jpg
@thealwaysally @SatisfactionLab ya bogan
@vsbmeza3 @TheCycleGame You’re dead to me
A reminder! 👇👇👇 https://twitter.com/satisfactoryaf/status/1242785878486982656
@Total_Xclipse 💩
http://pbs.twimg.com/media/EUJitIzWsAIeQl3.jpg
@letsgameitout wait why are you still playing our game
FAIRIES KYLE, FAIRIES.
https://clips.twitch.tv/FineVivaciousSproutPanicBasket
RT @seePyou: I think I have it... but my imagination can only go so far, so TONIGHT I will be streaming #Satisfactory in full design mode.…
RT @vsbmeza3: Here we go peeps! The life altering @SatisfactoryAF
experience delivered to you on https://twitch.tv/vsbmeza3 - if you're into…
RT @sporkerific: @SatisfactoryAF Saturday! I have a bit of an allergy/sinus headache, so if dizziness takes me we'll switch games. But for…
@Maddond can you DM me the crash logs in the crash reporter?
@BaltimoreActual its currently only available on the epic games store, coming soon to steam
@officialnucky @Coffee_Stain Hi! It's highly unlikely that you will. In this case I recommend you wait for steam :3
RT @maintrist: Forgive me my lord for I have fallen yet again. @SatisfactoryAF http://pbs.twimg.com/media/EUTCBOCXgAEoxDS.jpg
@officialnucky @Coffee_Stain fair enough. but we will likely not have achievements before epic implements them because we dont want to implement achievements until the game is in a semi-finalised state for 1.0
However! Steam aint too far away anyway. :)
@Im_That_Bamaboy if you are able to send me a screenshot of what the crash reporter says i can see if anything immediately stands out
@a51himself Nope!
@socramazibi We will be adding cross play, so yes!
@dev_dcfg It may be one day, but i'm not sure when
RT @DutchKhana: Back after a hectic weekend away, more time to plan for the 24 hour!
Gonna kick things off today with a little tour of wha…
RT @xSgt_Pepperx: LIVE!
Short Stream to start of the week @ http://twitch.tv/xsgtpepperx #SPLH
Stay home and come join us separately!
Work…
RT @NightGhostHunt: Announcing our next alpha test!
Testing will begin this Friday, April 3rd
Are you and your crew of Ghost Hunters read…
Please don’t use this to meme Snutt.
Please.
Don’t do it folks.
Please don’t do it.
Don’t meme him.
Just, please, just don’t d https://twitter.com/bustasnutt/status/1244734674670362625
We're streaming today! It's gonna be 30mins later than usual so that means 4:30pm CET (5 hours from now).
State of development, Q&A, Quiz/Giveaway, video games
Also can we get a big shoutout to the @CoffeeStainNrth for helping y'all out with bug reports
https://twitch.tv/coffeestainstudiosdevs
RT @Blastroid6: @SatisfactoryAF
3D art called "Hanninator HQ" to fight back the pink forest This was all built-in 3 days using a jet pack…
@Blastroid6 @HannahBeuger
RT @thealwaysally: This clip will haunt me forever.
tHaNKs @Smerkin5000
Also Ive never edited anything before, so im pretty proud of this…
@thealwaysally @Smerkin5000 @SatisfactionLab still bigger brain than jace
RT @Mooha182: Live with some spaghetti manufacturing in @SatisfactoryAF @jembawls https://www.twitch.tv/mooha
LIVE https://twitter.com/SatisfactoryAF/status/1244923386142343168
RT @CoffeeStainNrth: We're happy to announce our next project! Goat Simulator 7! Don't ask what happend to the other 5 ones inbetween... ht…
is this an out of season april fool’s joke
Got some good news and bad news.
Good news: I (@jembawls) and @bustasnutt will be leaving coffee stain. It's our last week.
Bad news: We'll still be making videos. Full-time. At @letsgayitout.
It was fun while it lasted, y'all have been great.
New vid below 👇 pls support 🙏 https://twitter.com/letsgayitout/status/1245326857307914240
@Lyonnel4 @jembawls @BustaSnutt @letsgayitout SAVAGE
@StepBester but thats what family is for
@taisph no it isnt
@jembawls Quit faster
Thursday video!
We're going over the latest info on Steam for those not in the know, and a few words about @BustaSnutt and @jembawls leaving the team.
1 like = 1 quit
1 rt = 1 fired
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmKMv6SZJ5M
People are saying that in the video I got the Timezone wrong for the stream. I didn’t. They changed the Timezone 1 minute after I uploaded the video.
Our streams are Tuesday 4pm CEST, or whatever that is in GMT or G&T or LGBT
http://twitch.tv/coffeestainstudiosdevs
RT @seePyou: Going live in 10 minutes! Come join me while I built stuff in #satisfactory and figure out how to do them all in a hidden way…
@jembawls nice
@CoffeeStainNrth Thank god
RT @CoffeeStainNrth: http://pbs.twimg.com/media/EUliYeyU0AA7Fjc.png
RT @vsbmeza3: I dub this: The Kraken - 10 pipes full of water for coal gens. I think today's refactory @SatisfactoryAF was successful. #sat…
RT @DontpokeJosh: Fellow Pioneers of the @SatisfactoryAF community, I present to you godly Chains of awesomenessness...
@jembawls likes cha…
hey folks someone from the community told me that apparently we have 10% off on the epic store (spring sale). i had no idea because at this point the only person who speaks to me at coffee stain is snutt and i can tell he only does it for exposure.
https://www.epicgames.com/store/product/satisfactory/home
also there are better games on sale too, up to 75% off.
@goalcam sneuwt
@FootballFC16 okay
RT @CoffeeStainNrth: This is my last day as Community Manager.
A while ago I wanted to go a different route, but I hope everyone has enjo…
RT @DutchKhana: 12 HOURS IN AND STILL GOING STROOOOONG
Come check out our progress on @SatisfactoryAF
On here allllll day
https://t.co/…
@bartinfinity just set your game to private and invite who you want via the invites menu in the pause menu.
RT @MsBoredUser: Me playing @SatisfactoryAF
Ok.. keep everything neat, no clipping this time, everything is to be planned out.. for once I…
The People Have Spoken @ImKibitz https://twitter.com/Smerkin5000/status/1246496658960945152
RT @sporkerific: Time for more @SatisfactoryAF shenanigans! We still have lots to do, so best get started.
#twitchstreamer #streamcrux htt…
RT @ELLIOTTCABLE: Loves. LOVES.
@SatisfactoryAF, literally the single best game I have ever played, is *on sale* for the first time right…
on a scale of 1-10 are lizard doggos real doggos
@steve020985 you can pet them with the xenobasher they like it a lot i promise
sometimes it makes them sleep
@EliasAdelmann we refuse to implement headphone support
@jembawls @BustaSnutt @FoxtrotLuna You can always refund...
RT @DontpokeJosh: All of these letters are possible in VANILLA (or as I like to call it Chocolate with Rainbow Sprinkles)
https://t.co/Q8L…
wtf http://pbs.twimg.com/media/EU2tbg7WAAMZp5i.png
@TheTeenten apparently not the like button
@Duong_FG okay, being at home has just thrown a bunch of stuff out of whack. ill work on this today
@MsBoredUser the productivity your friend was talking about was likely productive vehicle population growth. I, on behalf of FICSIT, am proud of you.
Now get off twitter and back to work!!
@MsBoredUser wtf
@KirstyWales90 our estimation is in May
RT @MaxTheCatfish: We're back with more @SatisfactoryAF, building out our Capital Space Ship bus-style factory. Come check it out over at h…
RT @SatisfactoryFR: 🎉 #giveaway Gagnez l'une des 2 clés offertes par @SatisfactoryFR et @SatisfactoryAF !
Pour participer, c'est simple :…
RT @thealwaysally: Make factories they said.....
NAH BOI! Rollercoaster tycoon is where its at 🤩
#satisfactory #SatisfactoryScreenshots
@Sa…
RT @letsgameitout: Just one year ago today, I had around 1,200 subscribers. It's beyond my wildest dreams for LGIO to be enjoyed by so many…
It's stream day! 4pm CEST (2hrs from now).
It'll be business as usual but! We will also have some special guests join us to talk about some of the most upvoted bugs/suggestions on our QA site, the QA site itself, and what our process is like with it.
https://twitch.tv/coffeestainstudiosdevs
@Mr_Gaming98110 we've said that we will. just not for a while
Live! https://twitter.com/SatisfactoryAF/status/1247493064781893638
RT @mrvanelder: ☢️Fun with Nuclear ☢️
Back for the weekly Tuesday stream of @SatisfactoryAF
p.s. Shafts http://pbs.twimg.com/media/EVAyHmtXYAM76P9.jpg
RT @DontpokeJosh: Oh wow, is it over? have I finished making pipe letters?
YES!!! watch it over on YouTube
https://youtu.be/A1M6IxGwMaE
But I…
RT @Wonky_jon: Caution. Satisfactory will consume 100's of hours. Especially when you lay down 159km (and counting) of PIPES! #satisfactory…
@cmuratori 30fps on a good day
RT @cmuratori: I posted a video showing how bad Visual Studio's stepping speed had become. There were dismissive commenters who actually cl…
@JasonMcRay @MrKingfisherDK no
RT @aaronsrhodes1: @SatisfactoryAF I made a thing. http://pbs.twimg.com/media/EVJ-Nc2UUAIeR3p.jpg
got a rock in your factory? use #RockGate to make @SBegby get rid of it.
this will work 100% i promise im not lying nu-uh no way https://twitter.com/thealwaysally/status/1248274484722724866
RT @jembawls: Today's vid will be delayed until tomorrow. i cant push myself anymore today. But it's nearly done so i should be able to tak…
@jembawls you better
RT @mrvanelder: Guess what, it's Thursday stream! 🏭
Let's play this cool ass game @SatisfactoryAF and do stuff and things.. 👀💋🍆
https://…
I hear @GroundedTheGame are putting an Arachnophobia Mode in their game.
i stan you so hard will you go to the prom with me http://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video_thumb/EVOy4UyUUAI04xD.jpg
@aglitterymoose @GroundedTheGame If I was a people I’d flirt with people
RT @thealwaysally: Satisfactory patch notes update 10.4.20
- small patch adding this very unhappy face to this really annoying rock
For oth…
A new feature approaches! Multiple hotbars :)
Also I sat down with our Art Director to talk about some upcoming updates to art assets.
1 like = 1 art director
1 rt = 1 hotbar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CG-63B4g11U
@letsgameitout date me
RT @sporkerific: We're live with @SatisfactoryAF, working on bauxite and aluminum production.
And we'll also have a brief musical interlud…
RT @vsbmeza3: The March @Twitch Clip Compilation is out! Thanks everyone for making the clips and thank you @SatisfactoryAF for providing t…
@Tali_Zorah_vas Hi we're just the devs, but i recommend contacting your Aritificial Directory and Assistant (ADA) at [email protected] and they should be able to answer your question.
@mock_the_bear hmm it looks about right
RT @Smerkin5000: [LIVE] Heading back to non-mod world for some pure Satisfactory https://twitch.tv/smerkin5000 @SatisfactionLab @SatisfactoryAF h…
Crysis has been quiet for a while... 🤔
I wonder what happens if I slide nudes into their DMs— https://twitter.com/crysis/status/1249714251360501761
@bastianbresson @iamthatkatt @jembawls @BustaSnutt If you like our twitter then Jace is managing it, otherwise it’s Snutt
Also tyty <3
Just remember folks we have streams at 4pm CEST every Tuesday except today because your CMs aren’t well.
See you next week!
Probably
@Stoppablemurph you the real MVP!
RT @vsbmeza3: Ever wanted to get better at building in @SatisfactoryAF ? Here's a quick video with my tips on how to save yourself from hea…
New hot patch went live today on our experimental branch! Get em while they're hot! This includes stuff like multiple hotbars, increased fluid capacity for trains & buffers, and a bunch of bug fixes! patch notes up in here:
https://www.reddit.com/r/SatisfactoryGame/comments/g1p0wf/update_3_patch_notes_early_access_experimental/
@_ninyn @HannahBeuger more time than I've ever worked in my entire life
Why did the lizard doggo cross the road? 🤔
@dakky123 fair enough
@sarcastic_sara maybe it's a trick question?
@MaxAmpere_ @DeciTM @TynanSylvester @Coffee_Stain new phone who dis?
@tracklosetinte lol SIKE!
@KGRussellJ only correct answer
@GarmBreak1 maybe
@Blackholedoom weird punchline to the joke but whatever floats your boat :)
@victomeyezr @Koolkast1 @jembawls @BustaSnutt THE most dogshit of games
Due to health reasons/laziness Jace will be working 25% for a while. Videos will be a little more sporadic, and we may take longer to respond to your DMs.
Also the game is now delayed until 2025 because Jace was the only thing keeping this project together
- totally not jace
not corona
@sstaver wow at least wait an hour or something
@Koolkast1 now you have one: Tuesday, 2025
@Koolkast1 ive been outplayed
dude the ROASTS in this thread are too good
@vsbmeza3 @Rekalty wow actual comedians in the house
@officialOHMG @jembawls "work" is a loose term
@ZeroManYT I wasn’t joking, I’m telling you that I don’t have coronavirus since that is what people would first think of chill out ryan
“If there’s one, there’s many”
In case you thought this was a joke, it isn’t. I am sick, and I’m telling you it isn’t coronavirus since that’s at the forefront of everyone’s minds these days (and rightfully so).
@SenexArch @SilentEchoUK Tuesday
@_heph http://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video_thumb/EWaRil7XQAUS-xN.jpg
@_heph they do
@BustaSnutt @M_C_M_X_C_I_I @DyingLightGame @jembawls yeah I wouldn't recommend either of them
RT @adalric_gaming: Good morning gals and pals! Just thought I'd stop in and say I'm live playing @SatisfactoryAF. Come join me as I attemp…
@DennisPorter3D we live to disappoint
@tatsujb @Coffee_Stain yeah we're working on a steam release hopefully some time in may! 🤞
@LumenderTwitch Fairies Kyle, Fairies!
@AlexGlavind @Snappy_GG @factoriogame I'd stick with factorio honestly
@prositen Sorry to hear that!
@OshidaBCFreedom @Smerkin5000 @SatisfactionLab and why?
RT @Smerkin5000: [LIVE] 52 Plastic Refineries being built today https://twitch.tv/smerkin5000 @SatisfactionLab @SatisfactoryAF https://t.co/k6EEO…
@tatsujb @Coffee_Stain We currently don't have plans for native linux support. People have been able to play the game on linux using Lutris tho.
RT @archillect: http://pbs.twimg.com/media/EWl-dmnXYAEnN0g.jpg
@vsbmeza3 no I'm stuck in there
@vsbmeza3 at least buy me dinner first
@seePyou @vsbmeza3 this *and I can't stress this enough* is true.
pls sponsor us @SUBWAY
RT @nobrucTV: This is basically me in @SatisfactoryAF http://pbs.twimg.com/media/EWsFoRjXYAAoxxD.jpg
Tuesday stream is live! We're also streaming from our steam page if you wanna try that out.
- State of development
- Community highlights
- Q&A
- Satisfactory mini-games
https://twitch.tv/coffeestainstudiosdevs
Hey folks we still get a lot of people asking about the steam release info, so here’s a reminder:
It’s been canc- jk, it’ll release sometime in May
@prosi_1 yes
@SignpostMarv idk
@OenSeb no, steam. im talking about steam.
@Eriador26 @BustaSnutt @jembawls http://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video_thumb/EWw85igXQAEDrg5.jpg
@Happyboy1604 but thats correct, itll be out in may
@barthon_b @Diox90 @OenSeb ^ correct
@rubensayshi the chance is zero chance
@_Basler_ if you want it on steam you will have to buy it on steam, yes
@M_C_M_X_C_I_I @SidAlpha i second this ^
Word on the street is that there was an update 22hrs ago. I was playing Yakuza 4 so I only just noticed.
It contains an "Overflow" setting on smart & programmable splitters now + other things.
1 like = Yakuza 4
1 rt = Yakuza 5
https://www.reddit.com/r/SatisfactoryGame/comments/ga81xa/update_3_patch_notes_early_access_experimental/
@dattura_ can you please report this on the QA site too please? It will get more visibility from the team there.
https://questions.satisfactorygame.com
Thursday video is here! Hang out with @SBegby as he shows us how he does Visual Effects for Satisfactory, and what he is currently working on.
1 like = 1 simon
1 rt = 2 simon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mci92Mhr7MM
Made a video about Simon. Steam release delayed 8 months #BlameSimon https://twitter.com/SatisfactoryAF/status/1255884408688697344Thursday video is here! Hang out with @SBegby as he shows us how he does Visual Effects for Satisfactory, and what he is currently working on. 1 like = 1 simon 1 rt = 2 simon https://t.co/1XvV2WLI5y
@MisterTechnik Srry 8 years
RT @Coffee_Stain: Yo! Our friends at @_EasyTrigger_ are finally ready to release their arcade shooty pixel-fest #huntdown on May 12! It's b…
@goldseeker1 Nope
@HenryBerube Nope
@ItsMaxmolten its coming out some time this month. where did you see february 2020? because we werent even contractually allowed to release before march 19th :O
@DCDGamingshow @SatisfactionLab gotta go faest!
@oh_hott_dan you'll know once we know
we're streaming today at 4pm CEST (2 hrs from now).
Also, we're about 1 week into May. So we're closing in on the steam release! I could be any day now.
What date do you think it will be released? im guessing 1st June.
https://twitch.tv/coffeestainstudiosdevs
@Plzbanme Monday release hoypp
LIVE https://twitter.com/SatisfactoryAF/status/1257641640568803328we're streaming today at 4pm CEST (2 hrs from now). Also, we're about 1 week into May. So we're closing in on the steam release! I could be any day now. What date do you think it will be released? im guessing 1st June. https://t.co/qIU9B1PRkg
Satisfactory https://twitter.com/jericawebber/status/1257672192936022016Hi, I've never played a Final Fantasy game. So what are YOUR big gaps in your gaming history, the games people are surprised you've never played? https://t.co/cbbUAbHa0V
@morve_tv totally counts imo
Honestly I think you’re doing a better job at promoting Satisfactory than we are. Like, I forgot that we made that. https://twitter.com/satisfactorycn/status/1258084637500268545Have you been enjoying the new "overflow" feature in smart splitters?? Seems like it's gonna make a lot of people pretty happy.. #satisfactory
@ChrisJeromeS @Coffee_Stain itll be out this month :)
@hornetkith if you arent spawning in your character and they are standing somewhere else, the best workaround is to just kill them and take the items they were holding
@superoctet33 no plans as of yet
@SatisfactoryCN They don’t pay me so don’t hold your breath
@MrLatis glad you're excited :3
no achievements any time soon though
@SatisfactionLab @SatisfactoryCN Money makes the world go round, baby
RT @Smerkin5000: [LIVE] When will nuclear be operational ??? https://twitch.tv/smerkin5000 @SatisfactionLab @SatisfactoryAF https://t.co/dQa6lyjE…
hey folks im making a Q&A vid for thursday, leaving your burning questions below 🔥
@Coffee_Stain k
@BustaSnutt i thought you quit
@Swindyyyy @_Yeee5 @BustaSnutt You see 2 logos, every player gets 2 free copies
@TTownJoe according to reddit it's a bug fix related to power circuits
RT @NobodysXaos: made my image into a gif. what do you think @SatisfactoryAF Snutt buddy? http://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video_thumb/EXx1nSuXYAEcCLs.jpg
@ImKibitz we're just running out of Content ideas
@vsbmeza3 @ImKibitz you're not gonna last long out here meza if you keep this up
we're live! Gonna do all the usual things as well as play some @Huntdowngame.
it hasnt even been released yet huehue we're so fancy and well connected omg
http://twitch.tv/coffeestainstudiosdevs
RT @vsbmeza3: Charity @StreamCaptain and @SatisfactoryAF stream tonight, people. All proceedings from skin sales and potential prize money…
RT @Huntdowngame: Huntdown is now available! 🙌💥⚡️
Take back the city from the corrupt fist of felony in Huntdown, the 16-bit action comedy…
Hey check this out it’s like satisfactory but has better graphics and is actually fun https://twitter.com/Huntdowngame/status/1260255141170741249Huntdown is now available! 🙌💥⚡️ Take back the city from the corrupt fist of felony in Huntdown, the 16-bit action comedy arcade shooter. Get it on #Nintendo #PlayStation #Xbox #EpicGames https://t.co/K2wFzfx3PV
@chaosakazero You’re better off not knowing
@FicsitInc @Coffee_Stain the *pioneers* are on MASSAGE-2(AB) b
@FicsitInc @Coffee_Stain yes we've had multiplayer for quite some time now
@BaltimoreActual hang in there jon
@BaltimoreActual yeah idk what their deal is (literally and figuratively)
Satisfactory after UE5 update https://twitter.com/jazzmickle/status/1260630788908945408over 100 triangles!! https://t.co/HFjkWO79qX
@Lyonnel4 yep! get 4k monitor then stretch screen to fit. it will look equally garbage.
Thursday videos will now be released sometime between Thursday and Wednesday.
Won't be out today, sorry :( but it's gonna be a really good Q&A vid, i think y'all will like it.
@ErnosDerg snutt gets fired
@DY357LX Who’s asking
@SomeKittyCat We will consider it, yes
As part of the #EpicMegaSale, Satisfactory will be 10% off until June 11th!
There’s also a $10 coupon thing you can get for games or add-ons over $14.99. You can claim it here: http://epicgames.com/store/promotion/mega-sale
Also don’t forget that the Epic Store has a creator partnership program. If your favourite content creator has an epic creator code consider supporting them by using it at checkout <3
@MaxTheCatfish @kfcgaming @kfc wow the backstab
MASSIVE Q&A video!
Over 1 infinity questions has been answered with some new things confirmed. Steam achievements, S.A.M ore, train signals + more.
1 like = 1 infinity
1 rt = 1 infinity + 1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NlIVwoRqjVk
@hermanmunchther okay but if you DO buy something on epic dont forget to support your favourite content creator's by using their creator code at checkout <3
@EmealTweets Ty for the kind words. And we definitely do not see us going to steam as a loss (I hope it didn’t come across that way). The decision making process is tough as we want to think of everything, but ultimately we chose to do what we think is best. We’re stoked for Steam!
RT @NobodysXaos: @SatisfactoryAF This is what you imagined when you let us build a mega base right? I know @ImKibitz knows all about thi…
RT @SatisfactoryFR: Retrouvez la traduction du dernier Q&A du 05 mai :) Beaucoup de réponses sur les questions de la communauté !
Traduit p…
how tf did kfc lose https://twitter.com/MaxTheCatfish/status/1261261984038817792Help me out, I need to choose what to play between two equally-esteemed games. @SatisfactoryAF or...https://t.co/EPYgdFr1GH @kfc @kfcgaming
RT @Panakotta00: Remember yesterday?
Today we again work on persistency!
This time for the hooks, the FileSystem & more!
Working on FicsIt…
RT @SatisfactoryCN: Sir, I'm going to need to see your license. (from Reddit user Lidsetch) #Satisfactory http://pbs.twimg.com/media/EX2HHC6VcAAMGd2.jpg
@phoenix100k getting a few people reporting this right now at the same time. i personally dont recognise those error messages so i say it may be epic's side of things. give it a couple hours maybe?
@PostCubicleKyle @Kaotic_Shadow its meh
@_Brodwen_ getting a few people reporting this right now at the same time. it might be epic's side of things. give it a couple hours maybe?
in case you missed the Q&A marathon 👇
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NlIVwoRqjVk
@EricRob71732837 @jembawls we'll crunch for this
@nekst93 @TheCycleGame Because they stole our drop pod sequence
RT @SBegby: What is this? @SatisfactoryAF #satisfactory http://pbs.twimg.com/media/EYTKt0kXgAA7VdG.png
@SBegby stop spawning aliens
@jembawls Unprofessional CM
pls help next meme after steam release to be big crab. pls help because when y'all meme, the devs end up putting it in. you dont have to meme dedicated servers though, that one is already being worked on and would be a boring meme. https://twitter.com/TheActualDashU/status/1262406495431516161@SatisfactoryAF WHERES THE BIG CRAB REVEAL WHAT THE HECK
@garfieldrockero Meme first, release date later
apparently we updated the game (they actually did tell me this time, I just forgot my b)
https://www.reddit.com/r/SatisfactoryGame/comments/gm43jj/update_3_patch_notes_early_access_experimental/
Yo! We're live now on twitch talking about latest news on steam(!!!), doing some Q&A, and then @BustaSnutt and @Gafgar_D will be talking a bit about the Unreal Engine 5 demo!
https://twitch.tv/coffeestainstudiosdevs
@jnolan2015 @BustaSnutt @Gafgar_D I wasn't there so I don't know
Ya'll want some steam announcement dates??? 🕵️♀️
Well too bad cos we don't have it just yet. ;) We're still shooting for late May tho so hopefully really soon! We're in the last phases of making sure everything works and we'll give ya an update later this week!
RT @BustaSnutt: arachnophobia mode on during teams meetings
@_Xeno_Xerapin_ thats because gas mask in vehicle is illegal
so is fall damage on vehicle. all illegal
RT @_youhadonejob1: “They pay me to build pipes, not move rocks.“ http://pbs.twimg.com/media/EYnqDw3WAAEgqXs.jpg
new video today http://pbs.twimg.com/media/EYoVANgWAAIUUIB.png
@AP3XDIGITAL uh, it's set to yes
@richardmatthias "had" is up for interpretation
sup gang! Here's an update on the Steam Release Date!
https://youtu.be/rWYDGGVSw_o
Satisfuctory http://pbs.twimg.com/media/EYtHxLUXQAEVSQZ.jpg
@Raging_Lenny thats 2 letters lenny, but not wrong
@TangiblePear @PsyZon3D @NathanBinkley1 @MSharkess @zuckerbrother you're right, but, please chill
RT @amelie_sea: Satisfactory Stream Schedule:
Monday 1pm to 7pm PST = 8pm to 2am GMT
Thursday 1pm to 7pm PST = 8pm to 2am GMT
Saturday 1pm…
@DaveVdE when the steam version is released :)
no stream today folks! snutt is busy with stuff and jace is sleeping
see you in a video on thursday!
@MrFriendism when jace wakes up
@Poterson4 @MrFriendism okay, delayed 6 months
@zokel113 @Poterson4 @MrFriendism http://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video_thumb/EY9G1_XXsAYrWzO.jpg
@Ricardo29689515 @zokel113 @Poterson4 @MrFriendism we've been joking with and trolling our community for 2 years, that wont change just because we're going to steam. we'd hate for you to miss out on the authentic experience.
we're working on the update and we're telling you what we know - which is vague - but at least you know.
@goldseeker1 thats so metal 🤘
us when people ask when steam release is https://twitter.com/tyrunz/status/1265372872484237317@Coffee_Stain and they're always asking me why I still haven't finished my nuclear power plant... https://t.co/AmVkHlXker
@Debojit1986 you have all the information
condescension is all we have left in stock
@KyrahAbattoir what about a REALLY late release?
@officialnucky http://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video_thumb/EZF8gB_XYAEBN7h.jpg
@twokatkinS @KyrahAbattoir i wish
@Pinogic @Ricardo29689515 @zokel113 @Poterson4 @MrFriendism many steam users also have epic accounts
@DY357LX @Debojit1986 i repeat: you have all the information. i cant post more information. there is no more information.
and yes, i am accurately representing this company.
@PattyMurphMixer @DY357LX @Debojit1986 we made goat simulator, so yes we absolutely would do that.
@PattyMurphMixer @DY357LX @Debojit1986 aww you didnt like goat sim 😞
@PattyMurphMixer @DY357LX @Debojit1986 tbf i didn't either.
RT @_Spanj_: Live tonight from 7pm GMT+1 with more @SatisfactoryAF, we're actually trying to play the game this time! Come hang out with us…
@tyrunz @PorraG0 there is a config file you can edit to allow more people.
not sure if the instructions here are still relevant
https://www.reddit.com/r/SatisfactoryGame/comments/b4fvzb/how_to_have_more_than_4_people_in_multiplayer_in/
RT @AgitaPlumPlay: Next Episode of our @SatisfactoryAF Youtube series is up on our channel
Touring the Mega Factory
https://t.co/5jVFcbag…
@DY357LX @PattyMurphMixer @Debojit1986 all videos & approach to CM - this is all signed off on. this isnt just me going rogue lol
and i assume that if i get called edgy a few more times Kristen Stewart will finally notice me http://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video_thumb/EZGMmqjXQAYNMuB.jpg
@tyrunz @PorraG0 oof.
well, uh, i'm gonna, uh, blame your PC and not the game. nope definitely not the game. 👀
@Rikosaurus2 tuesdays are good because we can test again on mondays, release tuesday, then if there are any emergencies we get 3 days to work on them!
@ShadeC2 @Debojit1986 @DY357LX i deny these baseless allegations
@sationix @jagtress $1 DLC confirmed
@RocketGRaccoon there will be one tomorrow :)
@thecodening @Pinogic @Ricardo29689515 @zokel113 @Poterson4 @MrFriendism im flattered that you think most people have epic accounts solely for our game.
@goldseeker1 YES, there is one or more people controlling the account. :P
...no but for real it's 2 people.
@PhilippSchuma17 We've never announced any date tho? We've shared when we were hoping to be able to release, but nothing definite.
@kyle939 @Rikosaurus2 testing on monday silly billy
@KingKirito45 We don't have any plans for console at the moment unfortunately. Maybe in the future who knows!
hey we're LIVE right now doing an art stream :) hope that's cool with y'all
https://www.twitch.tv/coffeestainstudiosdevs
https://twitter.com/m4taiori/status/1266357158385463298 http://pbs.twimg.com/media/EZMDsrwXYAEEFOQ.jpgWhat is going on here @SatisfactoryAF? 😂 https://t.co/3KvHlSp61l
Hey guess what?! Satisfactory is coming to Steam on Monday, June 8 (for realz)!
And yeah, we said Tuesday in the past, but we say a lot of things. http://pbs.twimg.com/media/EZMGRCCUEAAUaLB.jpg
We also put up a new video! We delay a lot and here's why (also confirming 2 dates, you won't believe what happens next)
https://youtu.be/loADR1sAjJ8
@howtofeelnothin yus!
@ImKibitz @LifeRage2012 ez
@herrmansen @deanpcmad same price!
@Sunlag_o7 shit i forgot
@Jademalo there will be crossplay!
@JamiePetronis @Wario64 oof
it belongs in a museum http://pbs.twimg.com/media/EZQeYuxXYAEc-dQ.png
if you missed the art stream Jace did yesterday where we revealed the release date for our steam release then here's the VOD for ya! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/635376792
@officialnucky IT'S ART
@BustaSnutt @MisterTechnik yeah how do you know it's me?
@itzCunty You can play it right now if you want to. Out now early access on epic store and coming to steam June 8.
@MikeycantoonG June 2!
@Play4Structure Yes! Same as on epic store (10%)
@Tinytig 1) no.
2) yes! You can use the same saves on either version!
RT @sporkerific: We're live with @SatisfactoryAF, and we'll also be having a Spork Sings duet intermission for our $500 StackUp milestone w…
Heyo! We're live now on our somewhat weekly dev stream where we're gonna talk about Experimental moving to EA(!), state of dev, how cross-play will work, and a good ol' regular Q&A!
Be there or do something else. https://www.twitch.tv/coffeestainstudiosdevs
RT @MaxTheCatfish: New video out that summarizes the new features that launched in @SatisfactoryAF this week, as well as the information we…
3 days until Steam release baby!!!
https://youtu.be/JES-8zCDcds
Satisfactory will drop on Steam today at 5pm GMT! HOYPE! http://pbs.twimg.com/media/EZ-hYPEWkAMplK-.jpg
@_madbot_ no, we're still gonna update the game on the epic store just as before!
@realtimtamtom hell yeah
@Nfspeedy4real the time on the store page isn't correct at the moment. 5pm GMT is where it's at. (so approximately 8 hours)
@_madbot_ @Razael88 ah, then no :3
We're gonna have a little stream countdown thingy before the launch of Satisfactory on steam tonight! Come hang with us over at http://twitch.tv/coffeestainstudiosdevs at 4pm CEST (aprox. 2 hours from now)
We're live now with our countdown stream live over at twitch where we're doing community highlights, we'll have our game director on to talk about the game, show off a new trailer, show design for merch(!), and a few key give away for some games! 👀
http://twitch.tv/coffeestainstudiosdevs
Satisfactory is out now on Steam!!!
https://store.steampowered.com/app/526870/
@GadgetParkBLR Nope! No difference! Both will be maintained equally!
@TunerSteveTV Yes!
@larusjr if you have EGS installed it's tied into an issue with the two overlays mismatching for some people. We're pushing a potential hotfix for this soon™
hey fam! Just wanna say that if you are experiencing any issues with the game or just wanna drop some feedback, the BEST place to do so is our QA site over at https://questions.satisfactorygame.com/
@Hakonbogen we can't respond to every post on the site, but we do read them all
Yo! We just pushed a potential hot-fix for the issue some people are having on steam with the game crashing on start and people not being able to join on session id over cross-play!
https://steamcommunity.com/app/526870/eventcomments/2299597907736167657/
@BenjaminSpider Yes! If you want to move your save file I'd recommend checking out this reddit post https://www.reddit.com/r/SatisfactoryGame/comments/gza369/how_to_load_your_save_games_from_egs_in_steam/
@MisterTechnik fite me
@e_werd when have we said you couldn't? :3
22 people found this review helpful http://pbs.twimg.com/media/EaD7iKPWoAAUbNY.jpg
@Jean73711705 @Etheryoh @GOGcom you can totally play the game online or offline without an epic account
@RogerWicki what's that?
@codystopa @wdejonge97 im calling the cops
@Zorosyt this is legit how I found out that we re-did the website
@Cobratooo hey, could you post your issues on our issue tracking site to help narrow down the issue? https://questions.satisfactorygame.com/
here's a video we made about satisfactory that we made all by ourselves
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6jeRScER4U
@PerpetuityPhoto no
shout-out to @letsgameitout, @NobodysXaos, and Mogoroth (on discord) for helping out making some stuff for this trailer! 💜
@Sphinx2000 you can play with your friends who bought it on epic games store if you want to 💜
@TR8Torus @SBegby this
RT @_Demote: Live on #twitch with some more assembly lines and things on @SatisfactoryAF. Also, shoutout to diditanyways (on IG) for creati…
@ZephyrSpark hell yeah they are! Check this thread to learn more! https://www.reddit.com/r/SatisfactoryGame/comments/gza369/how_to_load_your_save_games_from_egs_in_steam/
@the_legolicious it's dogshit
@rha_nief depending on timezone, July 9th-10th yes!
@jglrxavpok Yes there is!
If you have any more feedback of where you think we can improve on this matter please post it on our QA site https://questions.satisfactorygame.com/
Jace put out a video giving a big ol' thank you to everyone who supported us this week! 💜 Also some small news regarding merch! 👀
https://youtu.be/dWVeL2caR6o
@Devkobotes Yes at some point! But not until we're closer to 1.0!
@konefps Yes!