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(2024) Conspiracy theory: They made Yasuo old and dying of dementia because they want to kill him off and introduce a third sword sibling to sell us more skins

This thread was added on January 13, 2024, with posts from RiotMeddler.

Original Post

And they'll try to mimic their success with Yone

I'm assuming the following:

  1. It'll be a woman with 3 fking swords

  2. She'll have 2x Crit chance

  3. A 3 hit stab Q that ends with a knock-up

  4. At least 3 dashes

  5. An easy to land shield

  6. A damage type(s) that's difficult to build against defensively

  7. Have a convoluted and complex sounding kit that makes players seem smart but in reality it's actually easy to play and do well with

  8. And ultimate that results in a knock-up

  9. Abuses Lethal Tempo

  10. Can be played as support

Did I miss anything else?

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EisZXGxWoAAayrI?format=jpg&name=4096x4096

AssassinateOP

If 3 swords why not 3x crit

Ok, now I’m convinced 

jtpredator

Dear god what have we done

I'll refer back to this post in 2027 when we ship 3 swords and triple crit.

And then again in 2043 when we're at 4 swords and double double crit