@Plancke http://pbs.twimg.com/media/DQAbdO2UMAEBMu-.jpg
This thread was added on April 14, 2019, with posts from ItsCryptkeeper.
@BernadetteBagel you can validate parking at the concierge desk
@fubarnick http://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video_thumb/DR2DeWDVAAAF4nI.jpg
@NiclasOlofsson @Noxywoxy @codename_B @Minikloon @Hypixel @slikey_dev @AgentK20 @HPmooTV @HypixelNetwork Happy 2018 fellow Nick! http://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video_thumb/DSgZfmmUEAYMLry.jpg
Friendly reminder you should never buy from or advertise alt shops/dispensers/etc. They're making money by selling stolen and hacked accounts - even if you intend to use it legitimately you're still funding and promoting the worst influences in the Minecraft community. 😕
@clankstar @AgentK20 application denied sry http://pbs.twimg.com/media/DT9hzkUUMAAOklf.jpg
@theHiveMC oof, best wishes to the network engineers/developers working on the outage! 👍🏼
@theHiveMC Congratulations! Here's to the next 5 years 😘
@Sacheverell all that trouble is worth it for THE NVIDIA EXPERIENCE SOCIAL EXPERIENCE™ that makes you create and manage an extra account with them just to UPDATE YOUR DAMN DRIVERS
I'm a big fan 😩
@Sacheverell Your™ Gateway™ to™ Great™ PC™ Gaming™
RT @HypixelNetwork: On the 5th anniversary of Hypixel, we remember 5 years of fun games and friendships made. Here's to all the members of…
RT @HPmooTV: MFW sitting here working beside @ItsCryptkeeper, I get this image through slack.
I am actually crying right now LOL. Made my d…
@FluffyTheCatz congratulations! 🎉🏳️🌈
Oh hey, today is my 5 year anniversary working @HypixelNetwork!
🍰5️⃣🎉
@bartwerf so what I’m hearing is you wrote a new pathfinder for flying entities?
It’s a feature 😉
@joehills @Hytale we'll get it swapped around, thanks for the heads up <3
I'm so immensely proud of this team, this community and this game. I'm brimming with excitement for where we go from here. 🙌🏼
RT @Hytale: Hytale Announcement Trailer
Click to view -> https://youtu.be/o77MzDQT1cg
#Hytale / RT ❤️
@becccum @AgentK20 I’m …interested
RT @Hytale: An overview of #Hytale’s Server Technology 💻
Programming languages, running your own servers & more!
New Blog Post LIVE -> http…
RT @PhoenixRed: Because I occupy a unique space in that I have the IT infrastructure and the CM/games experience, I can tell you definitive…
🤠
@GrailMore @Megti i've heard from a friend pastel pink is pretty neat
@HiItsBrant oof talk about happy pride month
RT @codinghorror: The 10 Commandments of Egoless Programming https://blog.codinghorror.com/the-ten-commandments-of-egoless-programming/ http://pbs.twimg.com/media/D8fF6J9UEAAY5mc.jpg
Stop ranking Hypixel minigames against each other! 😤
Skyblock is MASSIVE
Build Battle is CHALLENGING
Quakecraft is ICONIC
TKR
The Blocking Dead is THRILLING
Bed Wars is ADDICTING
come watch me type code @ https://twitch.tv/itscryptkeeper/
no Hytale stuff, just boring me
RT @Hytale: We're honored to say that Hytale has been nominated for 'Most Wanted Game' at this year's @GoldenJoysticks Awards!
We're hard a…
@jamiepine you look like you program in Ruby
I put together a little game called STICKS & STONES for a local Halloween themed game jam, you can check it out @ https://github.com/Cryptkeeper/sticksnstones 🎃
it's neither a good game or good code (new libraries+language), have fun! 😜
@ChiLynnLynn this story really takes the cake
Today marks 6️⃣ years @Hypixel! 🍰🎉
Verifying myself: I am itscryptkeeper on http://Keybase.io. dhK9F3QQ7I5wGUPD7EqACoGfMdVU5tCTr12x / https://keybase.io/itscryptkeeper/sigs/dhK9F3QQ7I5wGUPD7EqACoGfMdVU5tCTr12x
@ItsTurnerr sorry you're not verified on http://keybase.io so idk who you are
@ItsTurnerr hey wait that's me
oh. http://pbs.twimg.com/media/ENETWTjXkAENzYl.jpg
I’m already done with 2020, see y’all 2021
@MajesticFudgie A modified version of MiNET by @NiclasOlofsson https://github.com/NiclasOlofsson/MiNET
I know "bread" is supposed to be short for "bytes read" but I can't stop being confused about the code referencing _bread_ http://pbs.twimg.com/media/EOCbGj6VAAEg96r.jpg
how do i add a person to .gitignore
@jamiepine right but can we talk about the comment font?
@jamiepine who hurt you
I promise $5 to the first person that uses a neural network to file their taxes - without oversight
@grufwub We're hiring infrastructure/live services developers @ https://hytale.com/jobs :)
Java, k8bs, Go, Docker etc
(it's not directly listed atm, you would want to apply under the "General Team Application")
fyi I only tweeted 5 things in 2019 because I used to only tweet about work and it’s hush hush, so expect things to get weird and personal in 2020 ✌️
@PimDeWitte @jamiepine hot take: dark themes are for programmers too weak to see the monstrosity of what they've developed
@MrRushmead @aktheknight ah yes, the gay agenda, industrial revolution
@jamiepine @Kingofjedlions @NotifyTeam dw I can take those off your hands
@jamiepine I'm gonna need y'all to stop being cute while my ass is single & in quarantine lock down 😂
YEAR 7! Give it up for year 7! 🎉 https://twitter.com/ItsCryptkeeper/status/847608385801302018.@AgentK20 just forgot to renew the Teamspeak license on time for the 4th year in a row. #keepthedreamalive #herestoyear5 https://t.co/7PmzVIaTra
(if you're one of those people that follow me for https://minetrack.me stuff, I'm disabling the 24hr graphs for a few hours while I do database maintenance)
@dahendriik some poor little overworked DigitalOcean droplets
all done, hopefully the last time I have to do that manually...
@GiansCode @xMiniDiggerx @methhulk fyi I am doing some much needed spring cleaning on Minetrack's frontend code @ https://github.com/Cryptkeeper/Minetrack/tree/frontend-cleanup, something to keep an eye on in case I break anything you tweaked :)
@jamiepine "You don't know what to do with yourself that's why you are gay"
wow okay you got you me there
pssst: https://preview.minetrack.me/
feedback welcome
(old version: https://minetrack.me)
@magicboys3 it supports a dark mode that I’m considering just making the default style altogether - thanks!
@william_burns if you request the page as a desktop it will load it as a hack, I know iOS makes this easier (button in the top left of Safari), but no idea about android
@william_burns but I'll add a specific button to request it to explicitly be loaded
@magicboys3 good idea - added!
RT @riotgames: We’re excited to welcome @Hypixel Studios to Riot Games. We look forward to supporting the @Hytale team during their develop…
@RiotSuperCakes oh cool I have a new fear now (also hope all goes well!)
I think you can see when I optimized https://minetrack.me 😂
10x as many users at 1/4th the average bandwidth usage http://pbs.twimg.com/media/EXR8n-6XQAYd5ja.jpg
low cache rate is since most of Minetrack's data usage is real time http://socket.io based updates
@minecoder maybe one day I'll update it to use websockets...
@mullryan49 lmao how many servers are you pinging?!
@minecoder nvm that day was today: https://github.com/Cryptkeeper/Minetrack/pull/162
@minecoder nvm I just broke production
@minecoder in my defense it worked locally
Firefox didn't like me using ws over https (needs wss)
I've released Minetrack version 5.3.0 @ https://github.com/Cryptkeeper/Minetrack/releases/tag/v5.3.0
It substantially reduces bandwidth & request counts (on top of the 10x reduction from the previous 5.2.x releases)
https://minetrack.me and https://bedrock.minetrack.me have already been updated with the improvements 🚀
@lukechatton It'll get some love, eventually... 🙌🏻
RT @Hypixel: New job roles posted:
- Producer, Tools Team (Remote)
- Producer, Adventure Team (Remote)
If you like the sound of working on…
I've published some ~4 years of https://minetrack.me database records into the public domain @ https://data.minetrack.me
📈
I am currently working to recover some older corrupted Bedrock databases. They will be made available too if I have any luck. 🤞
I've recovered an additional 2 years (and ~15GB) of Bedrock+China data, it is currently uploading and will be published soon... 🎉
I've recovered & published an additional 2 years of both Minetrack China+Bedrock player counts @ https://data.minetrack.me/ (~15GB of data 📦) https://twitter.com/ItsCryptkeeper/status/1263945056463052800I've published some ~4 years of https://t.co/NZwAcYlHSz database records into the public domain @ https://t.co/eSo7RITbMO 📈
I've also updated the previously released "Minetrack China" database to correct its date range and cull some manually inserted values ✅
This is nearly 4 years and 60GB of niche data.
I have no idea what people will do with this data (if anything), but if you do end up with something neat, please share! ❤️
RT @ItsCryptkeeper: I've published some ~4 years of https://minetrack.me database records into the public domain @ https://t.co/eSo7RITb…
there's a special tragedy in telling me to "keep this information in a safe place" when your system emails me a plaintext copy of my password 😂🤦♀️ http://pbs.twimg.com/media/EaGufDOXQAABnSg.png
This is dangerous and tragic. Nobody should ever wake up to find out their right to healthcare can be legally compromised by someone's baseless discrimination. https://twitter.com/nprpolitics/status/1271541108389154823JUST IN: The Trump administration has finalized a rule that would remove nondiscrimination protections for LGBTQ people in healthcare and health insurance. It rolls back Obama-era protections that prohibited discrimination in healthcare based on gender identity.
I can write plenty of tweets with sad stories of little gay me growing up. Getting turned away from a blood drive, being called a faggot walking down the street, having family disown me.
But through all of that, I never once had to worry if my doctor would turn me away.
Donate to organizations like the @ACLU and @TrevorProject. Vote. Protest. Celebrate and acknowledge the LGBTQ+ people in your life.
Don't let OUR future be stained by the deranged hatred of this administration.
Happy #PrideMonth
Pride is a protest. Be gay, do crime.
#TransRightsAreHumanRights