I'm putting all my glimmer on this. Telesto is the Besto, better than the Resto.

Bungie: "Through our extensive play-testing, we have managed to patch all upcoming Telesto Bugs before Season of the worthy"

Telesto: :)

Bungie: -_-

Bungie: "We have identified an issue where Telesto decided to form 15 new potential issues... more information to come..."

Bungie Dev: "Ugh. I'll go add another tally"

Telesto Bug Board: Number of Telesto-related issues in Destiny 2: 27

Edit: You know what? I'm doubling down. ALL my bright dust too. I'm feeling lucky.